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Does Torn Need a President?

sugarvalves [1963573] — The past twelve months have been a turbulent time for our lord and saviour Chedburn , with a number of high-profile incidents requiring his direct intervention. The WSSB scandal, Midknight , staff resignations and the RMT ring are just some of the events which spring to mind, and while Chedburn's actions on these matters have been decisive and firm, there's always a vocal group of critics who argue on each and every occasion that they know better. You can never please everyone all the time, of course, but you have to wonder whether our city's chief has ever considered stepping down to let some other poor sod take the flak. Leading Torn through the mire seems like a thankless task at times, and in such a situation you couldn't blame Chedburn for wanting to delegate responsibility to a President, Prime Minister or Pope. But it turns out that Chedburn has considered doing precisely that, only to reject the idea after contemplating its likely outco...

Tornography: Tezwar

sugarvalves [1963573] — As you might expect given his time here, Tezwar has achieved many individual feats and milestones during his eight-year stay in Torn City. He owns a unique property in Silo X17 , he currently stands as our 10th richest citizen, he was placed 5th in Proxima's Powerhouse Index , and Tezwar also ranks highly for respect gained (7th), attacks won (17th) and stealth attacks won (17th). Tezwar's 2702 day marriage to Rockin_Robin is a testament to his loyalty, and his business acumen is also demonstrated through his ownership of one of the top ten farms in the city. On the 3rd of December 2015 Tezwar became the 20th citizen to reach Level 100, and with a current haul of over $200billion Torn City Dollars, Tezwar is, without a doubt, the greatest mugger this city has ever seen. But none of this would have been possible were it not for the initial encouragement of IVIatteh ; for this is Tezwar's son, and it was he who was responsible for initiating his f...

Are Citizens Bankrupting Companies?

PlatinumDevil [1920420] — As a citizen of Torn who has owned and runs several different companies, I have noticed a disturbing pattern emerge with each and every one. Despite my best efforts, despite pouring over player guides and forum advice, each of my companies has ultimately run at a loss. Why is this? Many companies in Torn have also experienced this, and, having made my observations over the past year I have come to wonder whether the reason for this trend is that a) Torn citizens have become too greedy, or b) Torn's company directors have become too generous? Firstly though, who is this random guy who has suddenly published an article? What does he know about running a company? And why should we care what someone with an otter as a profile picture says? My name is PlatinumDevil . I have been living in Torn for just over two years, and in that time I have run multiple companies including; Sweet Shop, Nightclub, Software Corp, Hair Salon and my current Adult Novelties store...

DA Take Lead in Territories Table

sugarvalves [1963573] — It has been nearly three weeks since we saw the release of Sector 1 territories, and in that time there have been some rather interesting developments which may have passed non-faction affiliated citizens by. In fact, if truth be told, these events have passed me by too, as even the most fascinating territorial battles can fail to register if you aren't directly involved. When I returned to see how territories was unfolding I was surprised to see Milk and Cookies , JFR and JFA occupying the financial district, with other factions having been ousted not long ago according to the forums. It seems the island has been conquered multiple times by different factions in recent weeks, and there are whispers that both SA and JFK are looking to partner up with others shortly for a renewed assault on Torn's prime locations. This information was seemingly confirmed by several of the Faction leaders I spoke to as I attempted to find out what had been happening in...

Faction Awards 2017

Detective [1557351] — Which is the best faction in Torn? It's a question I have often asked myself, as no doubt have many others. But is this something you can quantify? And if so, what are the criteria? Some would say " JFK, no doubt", however, in which fields are JFK #1? Do Subversive Alliance come out on top in any categories, and if so, which are the most important in determining Torn's top faction? To attempt to answer this I took several days last month to compile some very detailed statistics about many different fields related to faction success, and in doing so, I've come across some rather interesting information. Not only have I discovered who are the most loyal and wealthy, but I've also found out which faction's members have the highest average number of awards, respect and trades too. These statistics were drawn from the top 50 factions and were correct as of 25th April 2017. It should be noted that since players carry their statistics wi...