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As many will have noticed, Torn's loan-shark Duke has been decidedly more active of late; his recent forum posts in response to planned attacks upon his person coming hot on the heels of a somewhat surprising offer of charitable aid to the people of the city.
Many in Torn took this opportunity to offer up rivals and enemies as targets for the faux-Mafia bruiser, and while it is not yet known what became of those whose names found their way onto Mr Calabrese's naughty list, I have uncovered evidence that another group of people may have much more to fear - his clients.
For several years now Duke has sent out generic messages to his tardy clientele, with most containing nothing more than payment demands or vague threats of retribution. Occasionally he receives a reply, but for the most part Duke refuses to read these, instead employing a team of underlings to do the work for him.
However, thanks to a recent staff shortage Duke HAS been reading the responses you've been sending, and he is not happy.
Using an anonymous contact within Duke's office I have gained unparalleled access to his inbox, and the things I found will shock, appal, and possibly arouse you. Most of the content is a variation on "no", "nope", "no daddy", and "please give me more time", along with various requests to orally engage or otherwise ingest parts of the client's body.
However, occasionally Duke receives more a colourful response to his demands for payment. Sadly my inside man has seemingly vanished of late, but before his disappearance he provided me with the following material - a set of fascinating snapshots from the inbox of Torn's most notorious and brutal criminal.
Duke's Inbox.
This initial snapshot amused me greatly, with the citizen implicating himself in one of Torn's most heinous crimes - identity fraud.
Many of these people seemed unaware as to the danger they were exposing themselves to by corresponding with such an unhinged individual, and yet they continue.
As you can see, the city's most feared loan shark is subjected to some rather surreal and salacious abuse on a daily basis...but it only gets worse as you delve deeper.
With some believing mistakenly that the Duke, or indeed anyone, would ever read their foul messages.
And some hoping for a positive response to their romantic proposals.
However, first prize in this most inglorious of competitions must go to the user 918327. The stream of imaginative yet despicable filth which spewed forth from his or her mind is a testament; both to the deranged proclivities of human beings, and the outrageous behaviour Torn's citizens are capable of when they think nobody is watching.
(Editor's note: the following transcript has been censored for reasons of taste and decency)
Many in Torn took this opportunity to offer up rivals and enemies as targets for the faux-Mafia bruiser, and while it is not yet known what became of those whose names found their way onto Mr Calabrese's naughty list, I have uncovered evidence that another group of people may have much more to fear - his clients.
For several years now Duke has sent out generic messages to his tardy clientele, with most containing nothing more than payment demands or vague threats of retribution. Occasionally he receives a reply, but for the most part Duke refuses to read these, instead employing a team of underlings to do the work for him.
However, thanks to a recent staff shortage Duke HAS been reading the responses you've been sending, and he is not happy.
Using an anonymous contact within Duke's office I have gained unparalleled access to his inbox, and the things I found will shock, appal, and possibly arouse you. Most of the content is a variation on "no", "nope", "no daddy", and "please give me more time", along with various requests to orally engage or otherwise ingest parts of the client's body.
However, occasionally Duke receives more a colourful response to his demands for payment. Sadly my inside man has seemingly vanished of late, but before his disappearance he provided me with the following material - a set of fascinating snapshots from the inbox of Torn's most notorious and brutal criminal.
Duke's Inbox.
This initial snapshot amused me greatly, with the citizen implicating himself in one of Torn's most heinous crimes - identity fraud.
Many of these people seemed unaware as to the danger they were exposing themselves to by corresponding with such an unhinged individual, and yet they continue.
As you can see, the city's most feared loan shark is subjected to some rather surreal and salacious abuse on a daily basis...but it only gets worse as you delve deeper.
With some believing mistakenly that the Duke, or indeed anyone, would ever read their foul messages.
And some hoping for a positive response to their romantic proposals.
However, first prize in this most inglorious of competitions must go to the user 918327. The stream of imaginative yet despicable filth which spewed forth from his or her mind is a testament; both to the deranged proclivities of human beings, and the outrageous behaviour Torn's citizens are capable of when they think nobody is watching.
(Editor's note: the following transcript has been censored for reasons of taste and decency)
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