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Hello and welcome to the Easter edition of the Torn City Times crossword. This puzzle was briefly published last week, but there have been a few problems with our new newspaper format, so we've had to delay republishing until today.
But before we get to that hot mess, let's announce the winners of the previous puzzle. 42 people sent us the correct answer, 'Can I Have Your Stuff', with Schnitzel being the first person to contact us, winning a Feathery Hotel Coupon for his efforts. The runners-up were, in order of softness, AlexeaNikkole, AZa_cadabra and Sylvia, who each took home some Xanax and a supreme sense of accomplishment.
Moving on to this week's puzzle, the rules follow the same format as last week. There is a crossword puzzle below which can be solved using the clues provided. Once this has been achieved, a word will be formed out of the letters which appear in the pink boxes. This word must be sent to ArttiIsGod in the subject line of a message if you wish to enter - he no longer accepts entries screamed directly at his face in the street.
The first person to provide the correct answer will win a set of Flexible Body Armour and a Thong as previously worn by Sugarvalves on a hot summer day. Runners-up will take home a Donator Pack, and since our crossword has been delayed somewhat, we will be picking seven such winners at random out of the correct answers supplied. So without further ado, here is your slightly late Easter crossword!
4. A rehabilitation center location
7. Activity done in South Africa
9. Month of the easter egg hunt
10. A stock that gives out medical packs
11. Company where your education is unaffected by drug addiction
16. A coin
17. Administrative building in the city
19. A method of earning respect for your faction
25. Stock about livestock breeding
26. Weapon mod with critical bonus
29. Extraordinary drug honor
30. A way to end a battle
31. A non-rare award
33. Mountain Goat
36. Provider of supreme firewall software for your company
38. A versatile Japanese weapon to take candy from a kid
40. A place to keep your money
45. Length of the competition in days
46. Upgrade points earned when finishing 3rd in a race
47. An educational weapon
49. Type of weapon
51. Health and fitness course
52. Be forgiven for all of your sins
54. $1billion vault
55. A strong flat-head enhancer item
56. An instant unique reward when picking up an egg
57. A place to train your stats
Down
1. Amount of happy received when an egg is eaten
2. A place to buy cars
3. Ammo type
5. A pleasant reward when picking up an egg
6. A form of mastery
8. Torn's version of the almighty creator
12. Choke me
13. A place to sell your items
14. Rare award at the wheels
15. Primary weapon sold in Mexico
18. A property
20. The most unique easter egg
21. Your everyday life and 8000 arson crimes
22. Type of wrapping paper
23. Company special which hides travelling destination
24. A structure you can burn down
25. Staff you can hire in your property
27. Drug with zero chance of overdose
28. An ornamental plant with tough, sword-shaped leaves
32. Staying married for 750 days
34. Shotgun from Canada
35. Players rankings display
37. A job in the city
39. Cornelius' store
41. Award for exchanging a whole set of eggs for the first time
42. A casino game about selecting numbers
43. Type of medal
44. A rank
45. Competition currency
48. 250 wins in the same car
50. A lucrative reward when picking up the egg
53. A points buyer in the city
But before we get to that hot mess, let's announce the winners of the previous puzzle. 42 people sent us the correct answer, 'Can I Have Your Stuff', with Schnitzel being the first person to contact us, winning a Feathery Hotel Coupon for his efforts. The runners-up were, in order of softness, AlexeaNikkole, AZa_cadabra and Sylvia, who each took home some Xanax and a supreme sense of accomplishment.
Moving on to this week's puzzle, the rules follow the same format as last week. There is a crossword puzzle below which can be solved using the clues provided. Once this has been achieved, a word will be formed out of the letters which appear in the pink boxes. This word must be sent to ArttiIsGod in the subject line of a message if you wish to enter - he no longer accepts entries screamed directly at his face in the street.
The first person to provide the correct answer will win a set of Flexible Body Armour and a Thong as previously worn by Sugarvalves on a hot summer day. Runners-up will take home a Donator Pack, and since our crossword has been delayed somewhat, we will be picking seven such winners at random out of the correct answers supplied. So without further ado, here is your slightly late Easter crossword!
4. A rehabilitation center location
7. Activity done in South Africa
9. Month of the easter egg hunt
10. A stock that gives out medical packs
11. Company where your education is unaffected by drug addiction
16. A coin
17. Administrative building in the city
19. A method of earning respect for your faction
25. Stock about livestock breeding
26. Weapon mod with critical bonus
29. Extraordinary drug honor
30. A way to end a battle
31. A non-rare award
33. Mountain Goat
36. Provider of supreme firewall software for your company
38. A versatile Japanese weapon to take candy from a kid
40. A place to keep your money
45. Length of the competition in days
46. Upgrade points earned when finishing 3rd in a race
47. An educational weapon
49. Type of weapon
51. Health and fitness course
52. Be forgiven for all of your sins
54. $1billion vault
55. A strong flat-head enhancer item
56. An instant unique reward when picking up an egg
57. A place to train your stats
Down
1. Amount of happy received when an egg is eaten
2. A place to buy cars
3. Ammo type
5. A pleasant reward when picking up an egg
6. A form of mastery
8. Torn's version of the almighty creator
12. Choke me
13. A place to sell your items
14. Rare award at the wheels
15. Primary weapon sold in Mexico
18. A property
20. The most unique easter egg
21. Your everyday life and 8000 arson crimes
22. Type of wrapping paper
23. Company special which hides travelling destination
24. A structure you can burn down
25. Staff you can hire in your property
27. Drug with zero chance of overdose
28. An ornamental plant with tough, sword-shaped leaves
32. Staying married for 750 days
34. Shotgun from Canada
35. Players rankings display
37. A job in the city
39. Cornelius' store
41. Award for exchanging a whole set of eggs for the first time
42. A casino game about selecting numbers
43. Type of medal
44. A rank
45. Competition currency
48. 250 wins in the same car
50. A lucrative reward when picking up the egg
53. A points buyer in the city
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