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Torn's Sixth Ever Crossword Is 'Hard as a B**tard' according to experts. Father of three dies while trying to complete it. Lies added to subtitle in attempt to achieve headline status.
Hello and welcome to Crossword Number 6 of the Almighty and Best Torn City Newspaper in the Universe and Beyond. Your mom is proud of your participation.
Last week's puzzle received rather a large number of incorrect responses, but nineteen of you smart-alecs were spot on, having supplied us with the correct answer "Ice cream is my second favorite thing to eat in bed". The first person to send us this filthy line was the honourable mister colaman32, who experiences the joy of victory for the first time having sent in several correct yet tardy answers to previous crosswords. He will be awarded with a Donator Pack and a kiss on the cheek shortly.
"I got so many holes, dude! This is hard. It took me like 10 minutes to find f***king Duke's first name." - Colaman32
The runners-up were MO_FARAH, GummyChicken and IFTE. They will receive their awards when they contact me and let me know they are still alive, otherwise, I will choose a new random winner by the time the next crossword comes out - or I'll add their prizes to the pile I'm keeping for myself.
Here is last week's completed crossword as solved by Paramount, who must be colourblind or something. Although, the more I look at this design, the more I accept it.
Moving on to this week's crossword, which can be solved as ever using the clues provided. Once this has been achieved, an answer will be formed out of the letters which appear in the blue boxes. This answer must be sent to ArttiIsGod in the title of the mail.
The first person to provide the correct answer will win a Donator Pack. Three runners-up will be chosen at random out of all correct responses to receive a Feathery Hotel Coupon or something else cool. Furthermore, we will also hand out an FHC for the most eye-pleasing completed crossword, with bonus points given for those using flowers and cats.
The competition will run until 23:59 pm Saturday 12th of May. And this week you will not be told which clues go across and which go down, because like a ballerina stretching for a top shelf magazine, we like to keep you on your toes.
Happy Solving!
LARGER VERSION
CLUES
1. Religious building
2. Animal in South Africa
3. Big Al's first name
4. A virus
5. Mathematical island
6. Reportedly the true founder of Torn City
7. Mastery
8. Racetrack with power plants
9. A country honor
10. Can be used to propose with
11. Capital of a travel destination
12. Loanshark before Duke
13. The guy who works on facial hair
14. Needed to bust yourself out of the jail
15. Burning weapon
16. Four letters in Casino Slots
17. This limited edition copper coin
18. Spiritual rating system in the land of forums
19. This special provides 3% life regeneration per tick
20. Fruity camo
21. Hall of Fame category
22. When you win 50 attacks
23. This will blind your opponent temporarily
24. A flower, smells good, just like Harley
25. Product of the sweet shop
26. Time needed before you can divorce
27. Improves success rate for the Bombing crime
28. Drug-related honour
29. 2018's most-sexiest reporter
30. Can be used to check mail while travelling
31. Perfect gift for the avid gambler
32. Has special bonus of ammunition packs
33. No duplicate clues bar this red one
34. Highest networth medal
35. Transfusion item
36. Temporarily passively increases all statistics by 25%
37. You have not won or lost your fight
38. Reach a Poker score of 10 million
39. Fishy weapon
40. One who pulls pins
41. Possible position in a company
Last week's puzzle received rather a large number of incorrect responses, but nineteen of you smart-alecs were spot on, having supplied us with the correct answer "Ice cream is my second favorite thing to eat in bed". The first person to send us this filthy line was the honourable mister colaman32, who experiences the joy of victory for the first time having sent in several correct yet tardy answers to previous crosswords. He will be awarded with a Donator Pack and a kiss on the cheek shortly.
"I got so many holes, dude! This is hard. It took me like 10 minutes to find f***king Duke's first name." - Colaman32
The runners-up were MO_FARAH, GummyChicken and IFTE. They will receive their awards when they contact me and let me know they are still alive, otherwise, I will choose a new random winner by the time the next crossword comes out - or I'll add their prizes to the pile I'm keeping for myself.
Here is last week's completed crossword as solved by Paramount, who must be colourblind or something. Although, the more I look at this design, the more I accept it.
Moving on to this week's crossword, which can be solved as ever using the clues provided. Once this has been achieved, an answer will be formed out of the letters which appear in the blue boxes. This answer must be sent to ArttiIsGod in the title of the mail.
The first person to provide the correct answer will win a Donator Pack. Three runners-up will be chosen at random out of all correct responses to receive a Feathery Hotel Coupon or something else cool. Furthermore, we will also hand out an FHC for the most eye-pleasing completed crossword, with bonus points given for those using flowers and cats.
The competition will run until 23:59 pm Saturday 12th of May. And this week you will not be told which clues go across and which go down, because like a ballerina stretching for a top shelf magazine, we like to keep you on your toes.
Happy Solving!
LARGER VERSION
CLUES
1. Religious building
2. Animal in South Africa
3. Big Al's first name
4. A virus
5. Mathematical island
6. Reportedly the true founder of Torn City
7. Mastery
8. Racetrack with power plants
9. A country honor
10. Can be used to propose with
11. Capital of a travel destination
12. Loanshark before Duke
13. The guy who works on facial hair
14. Needed to bust yourself out of the jail
15. Burning weapon
16. Four letters in Casino Slots
17. This limited edition copper coin
18. Spiritual rating system in the land of forums
19. This special provides 3% life regeneration per tick
20. Fruity camo
21. Hall of Fame category
22. When you win 50 attacks
23. This will blind your opponent temporarily
24. A flower, smells good, just like Harley
25. Product of the sweet shop
26. Time needed before you can divorce
27. Improves success rate for the Bombing crime
28. Drug-related honour
29. 2018's most-sexiest reporter
30. Can be used to check mail while travelling
31. Perfect gift for the avid gambler
32. Has special bonus of ammunition packs
33. No duplicate clues bar this red one
34. Highest networth medal
35. Transfusion item
36. Temporarily passively increases all statistics by 25%
37. You have not won or lost your fight
38. Reach a Poker score of 10 million
39. Fishy weapon
40. One who pulls pins
41. Possible position in a company
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