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To take your mind from your work, play, and England's tragic defeat
Hello and welcome to the Torn City Times Crossword Number 10.
I am happy to announce that a healthy number of Torn citizens managed to find time between doing drugs and alcohol to complete last week's crossword. Just look at this lovely message which dropped into our steaming hot inbox recently:
Thanks for the crossword and thanks for the simple puzzle I can try during the work. Cheers and keep it up! - Dedicated Crossword Solver
Things like this make our heart warm, but not warm enough to cook eggs. So...
Let's get down to business. This time the correct answer was "A WIZARD BABY HAS BORN". Admittedly, this would've made more sense if it'd read "A WIZARD BABY WAS BORN", but my first language is Swahili, so what can you do?
The first person to send me the correct answer without any mistakes was Bagel, and for being such a good boy he will take home a FHC and a Donator Pack. The runners-up were Smalls, -Poppy- and YOUROWNER, who will all receive a Ranch!
User Taopai over-delivered on my expectations for a completed and decorated puzzle, and for his doubled-spaced crossword below he will receive a well-deserved Donator Pack.
So with last week's prizes distributed and all the slaps slapped, it is time for new chance to earn prizes worth millions upon billions of pounds.
Wait, scratch that; just millions. We're not that ritzy.
BIGGER VERSION
Now some of you may notice that there are a few missing clue-numbers on this puzzle, and for this, I blame my little cellar dweller slave who forgot to put them on. However, rather than adding them in through the magic of photoshop, we've decided to make this puzzle extra fiendish by making you work out where to place the missing clues on your own. This mistake is now a feature of the crossword. Peace!
CLUES
1. The most popular destination for travelling
2. Collecting tags
3. Hard virus to write
4. Fake skateboard
5. View someone's true level
6. Weekday
7. Least popular travel destination
8. Bird who can find lot of things
9. Fun fighting tool for kids
10. Lottery draw
11. Schooling tool
12. Oldest spawn of torn
13. Handheld antitank grenade launcher
14. Voyeur effect
15. Escape in past
16. Popular packaging method
17. Improved firewall software
18. 2008 ms torn competition winner
19. Honorbar with planets
20. Richest player
21. Source of ice cold beer
22. Poor family of idiots
23. Ancient GPS
24. Found in medical supplies
25. A key to access stocks
26. Level to work in a company (5 letters, across)
27. Major overhaul (5 letters, down)
28. Lady Fortune's boyfriend
29. Cooking weapon
30. Duke's ex-girlfriend
31. East side building (10 letters)
32. Dating section in the newspaper
33. Beads for bedroom
34. July 11th
The first person to answer correctly and provide us with the correct sentence and to place the answer in the title of the mail and to avoid going insane will receive a Donator Pack. Three runners-up will receive an undamaged Motorcycle Helmet. Whoever sends us a fully solved crossword that is the most funny thing we ever saw will receive a selection of 10 Erotic DVDs - each filled with new, uncensored material - and a Box of Tissues.
All the answers must be sent to ArttiIsGod by 18th of July at midnight. Good luck and happy solving.
We go now to produce the DVDs.
I am happy to announce that a healthy number of Torn citizens managed to find time between doing drugs and alcohol to complete last week's crossword. Just look at this lovely message which dropped into our steaming hot inbox recently:
Thanks for the crossword and thanks for the simple puzzle I can try during the work. Cheers and keep it up! - Dedicated Crossword Solver
Things like this make our heart warm, but not warm enough to cook eggs. So...
Let's get down to business. This time the correct answer was "A WIZARD BABY HAS BORN". Admittedly, this would've made more sense if it'd read "A WIZARD BABY WAS BORN", but my first language is Swahili, so what can you do?
The first person to send me the correct answer without any mistakes was Bagel, and for being such a good boy he will take home a FHC and a Donator Pack. The runners-up were Smalls, -Poppy- and YOUROWNER, who will all receive a Ranch!
User Taopai over-delivered on my expectations for a completed and decorated puzzle, and for his doubled-spaced crossword below he will receive a well-deserved Donator Pack.
So with last week's prizes distributed and all the slaps slapped, it is time for new chance to earn prizes worth millions upon billions of pounds.
Wait, scratch that; just millions. We're not that ritzy.
BIGGER VERSION
Now some of you may notice that there are a few missing clue-numbers on this puzzle, and for this, I blame my little cellar dweller slave who forgot to put them on. However, rather than adding them in through the magic of photoshop, we've decided to make this puzzle extra fiendish by making you work out where to place the missing clues on your own. This mistake is now a feature of the crossword. Peace!
CLUES
1. The most popular destination for travelling
2. Collecting tags
3. Hard virus to write
4. Fake skateboard
5. View someone's true level
6. Weekday
7. Least popular travel destination
8. Bird who can find lot of things
9. Fun fighting tool for kids
10. Lottery draw
11. Schooling tool
12. Oldest spawn of torn
13. Handheld antitank grenade launcher
14. Voyeur effect
15. Escape in past
16. Popular packaging method
17. Improved firewall software
18. 2008 ms torn competition winner
19. Honorbar with planets
20. Richest player
21. Source of ice cold beer
22. Poor family of idiots
23. Ancient GPS
24. Found in medical supplies
25. A key to access stocks
26. Level to work in a company (5 letters, across)
27. Major overhaul (5 letters, down)
28. Lady Fortune's boyfriend
29. Cooking weapon
30. Duke's ex-girlfriend
31. East side building (10 letters)
32. Dating section in the newspaper
33. Beads for bedroom
34. July 11th
The first person to answer correctly and provide us with the correct sentence and to place the answer in the title of the mail and to avoid going insane will receive a Donator Pack. Three runners-up will receive an undamaged Motorcycle Helmet. Whoever sends us a fully solved crossword that is the most funny thing we ever saw will receive a selection of 10 Erotic DVDs - each filled with new, uncensored material - and a Box of Tissues.
All the answers must be sent to ArttiIsGod by 18th of July at midnight. Good luck and happy solving.
We go now to produce the DVDs.
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