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The Latest Torn City Crossword

ArttiIsGod [1954421]
Hello and welcome to the next Crossword Edition which Torn City News is publishing right here in your wet face. We are not crazy and nor did we go crazy while producing this next puzzle.

First, we must commit seppuku and apologize for a mistake in last week's crossword where the minimum battlestat answer was given as fifty but should have been forty. Even though both of these answers fit - forty, fifty, almost the same, go figure - we got some angry mails that some prizes should be returned. 

This won't happen. We are living in Torn, and are therefore unable to reclaim the award. We might place some bounties though. And either way, the Kevin Spacey picture was clearly the best, even if it was wrong.

Last weeks drama aside, the correct puzzle answer was "Who is messing with my radio!" and definitely not "Who he is going with my radio" which several fellows sent me hoping I wouldn't notice that they had copied from each other. Make it on your own, because your friend perhaps did it wrong. Don't be a sheep.

The first person to send me the correct answer was BotaJ and he will take home a fabulous Donator Pack. The runner-ups were AthenianHero, Kyuuzie and Caya. They will each receive a Motorcycle Helmet. Please, come and claim your prize via chat or mail. I like chatting.

Nobody made any funny filled crosswords this week though, so no award for that. The extra prize will be donated to a charity which helps children born without bones.



Right, onto this week's hot business. As ever, the first person to answer correctly will receive a Donator Pack, and three runners-up will receive an FHC. The funniest or most creatively decorated solved crossword gets 10 Erotic DVD's and a Box of Tissues, each of which I have personally licked.

All answers must be sent to ArttiIsGod in the title of mail by midnight of 26 July.

Happy solving!



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THE CLUES YOU SAY?

1. Poacher of players 
2. Show some flesh and the crown is probably yours 
3. Louis_De_Pointe's meetup location 
4. Dynamic duo leading JUX HQ 
5. Mr Godfrey Cadberry's firm 
6. Last week it should've been forty 
7. 500,000 will get you a drug pack 
8. 11 nerve, second hot option 
9. $350 per day minimum to live here 
10. Learn where you stand in the legal field of telecommunications 
11. Have you got the stomach for this mission? 
12. 75 energy, if you're qualified 
13. The western bridge territory, followed by the eastern bridge territory 
14. The purple district 
15. Standard minutes to Mexico 
16. You'll find an Aquarist here 
17. Durable, heat-treated jaws 
18. Androstenediol 
19. Recent winner of a Bugatti 
20. For 100 points you can be a showoff! 
21. 2008 Ms Torn 
22. In 2011 these lovebirds had a nice wedding cake 
23. 8% profit will take you... 
24. $400 to take out Pumbaa 
25. You'll find items easier with more of this 
26. Attain 100,000 endurance 
27. He owns a special gym 
28. Overdosing this used to lose you friends 
29. Plus 1% Dexterity 
30. Reduces the effects of pain and disease


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