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Would you like a paper bag to wear over your head and or face? Too late idiots, because all ten have now been snaffled by the winners of Leslie's competition. Come look, it's gross.
The results of the second annual I Hate Mr and Ms Torn contest were published on Monday, with Estelle emerging as the overall winner thanks to her elegant depiction of a dishevelled woman leaking out fluids from both ends.
"If I could sum up my intentions here into a word it would be 'grotesque'...Though it cannot be seen in the picture, I had used make up to make my face look as horrible as possible. Then I tried to replicate dog poop (though I don't think it turned out very well) using peanut butter and mulch and smeared that on my temple."
Estelle also smeared oatmeal around her mouth and created a realistic patch of vomit using water-soaked sesame sticks and green curry sauce. She then claims to have sat in water to make it look like she'd peed herself, but we'll have to trust her on that one.
"If I am explaining my entry as a citizen of Torn (not a real life human) I would say that the Ms. Torn competition had been such a traumatic experience for me and had disgusted me to such an extent that I fell ill; pissing myself and vomiting from a psychological break."
In addition to the traditional honours, points, ribbons and shame, Estelle was awarded one of ten Paper Bag prizes made especially for the competition. These wearable items confer no abilities upon the wearer whatsoever, and will be given only to those who place in the top ten in Leslie's contest, so everyone else can go suck it.
Due to their rarity, it is expected that Paper Bags will become highly sought after, and Estelle looked to cash in on her own bag's value almost as soon as she received it, having listed her prize for a price of $9billion in her bazaar.
"I'm not in a rush to sell it but I posted it right away because I believe this prize will continue yearly, driving the value down over time. I realize that saying so hurts my quest to get the best possible price on it, but it's true...Some day I may have the luxury of keeping or collecting rare items, but this game favors the strong and I'm not that yet."
The recipient of the second-placed award was THE_LINK-64, whose horrifying entry displayed an abundance of creepiness and dexterity complimented beautifully by a noticeable absence of central incisors and clothing. Where THE_LINK-64 will choose to place his paper bag I neither know nor want to know. Feast your eyes upon all this hot business.
"The one that won is called Headstand. I had entered 3 times the first two I made silly faces. Then it came to me - Headstand & silly face, so that's what was happening."
Sounds a lot more innocent now he's explained it.
Third place in Leslie's competition was given to FormalSanction for a gif which offered up yet more nudity as well as a smattering of CGI.
I have been reliably informed by our city's experts that the items seen being released from the front and rear of our entrant's entrances were added to the image using computer wizardry. Sadly, those ill-fitting undergarments are all too real, as is the sign, where FormalSanction somehow managed to misspell the word Leslie.
"Well I had some surgery done and got the full upgrade of the lazer beam package and confetti spray. I figured it'd be a fun time everytime I pass gas. Also my wife's panties and nipple clamps are just my usual Torn attire. I guess I'd just call it 'The full package'."
"Oh also if u care to mention it most of us Vulpes dress like me."
I hadn't noticed the nipple clamps, until now.
The remaining "winners" of this competition were, in order of cleanliness, JustJanet, Nicki123, KatyPatra, Rainbowsaurus, Triplicant, Potz91 and Heresy23. Their entries and indeed all of the victorious final ten can be seen in this tribute video which was directed and edited by Francis Ford Coppola.
I Hate Mr and Ms Torn will return in August 2019.
"If I could sum up my intentions here into a word it would be 'grotesque'...Though it cannot be seen in the picture, I had used make up to make my face look as horrible as possible. Then I tried to replicate dog poop (though I don't think it turned out very well) using peanut butter and mulch and smeared that on my temple."
Estelle also smeared oatmeal around her mouth and created a realistic patch of vomit using water-soaked sesame sticks and green curry sauce. She then claims to have sat in water to make it look like she'd peed herself, but we'll have to trust her on that one.
"If I am explaining my entry as a citizen of Torn (not a real life human) I would say that the Ms. Torn competition had been such a traumatic experience for me and had disgusted me to such an extent that I fell ill; pissing myself and vomiting from a psychological break."
In addition to the traditional honours, points, ribbons and shame, Estelle was awarded one of ten Paper Bag prizes made especially for the competition. These wearable items confer no abilities upon the wearer whatsoever, and will be given only to those who place in the top ten in Leslie's contest, so everyone else can go suck it.
Due to their rarity, it is expected that Paper Bags will become highly sought after, and Estelle looked to cash in on her own bag's value almost as soon as she received it, having listed her prize for a price of $9billion in her bazaar.
"I'm not in a rush to sell it but I posted it right away because I believe this prize will continue yearly, driving the value down over time. I realize that saying so hurts my quest to get the best possible price on it, but it's true...Some day I may have the luxury of keeping or collecting rare items, but this game favors the strong and I'm not that yet."
The recipient of the second-placed award was THE_LINK-64, whose horrifying entry displayed an abundance of creepiness and dexterity complimented beautifully by a noticeable absence of central incisors and clothing. Where THE_LINK-64 will choose to place his paper bag I neither know nor want to know. Feast your eyes upon all this hot business.
"The one that won is called Headstand. I had entered 3 times the first two I made silly faces. Then it came to me - Headstand & silly face, so that's what was happening."
Sounds a lot more innocent now he's explained it.
Third place in Leslie's competition was given to FormalSanction for a gif which offered up yet more nudity as well as a smattering of CGI.
I have been reliably informed by our city's experts that the items seen being released from the front and rear of our entrant's entrances were added to the image using computer wizardry. Sadly, those ill-fitting undergarments are all too real, as is the sign, where FormalSanction somehow managed to misspell the word Leslie.
"Well I had some surgery done and got the full upgrade of the lazer beam package and confetti spray. I figured it'd be a fun time everytime I pass gas. Also my wife's panties and nipple clamps are just my usual Torn attire. I guess I'd just call it 'The full package'."
"Oh also if u care to mention it most of us Vulpes dress like me."
I hadn't noticed the nipple clamps, until now.
The remaining "winners" of this competition were, in order of cleanliness, JustJanet, Nicki123, KatyPatra, Rainbowsaurus, Triplicant, Potz91 and Heresy23. Their entries and indeed all of the victorious final ten can be seen in this tribute video which was directed and edited by Francis Ford Coppola.
I Hate Mr and Ms Torn will return in August 2019.
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