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Here is a crossword for your mouth, eyes, ears and any other senses you may or may not possess.
Hello and welcome to Torn City Times crossword number fourteen. This one is a little late because we were fully enjoying our summer holidays full of sandy women, sexy ice creams in bikinis, and the delicious taste of a freshly licked beach. But finally here we are.
First, we must apologise for an error in last week's crossword. We didn't make a mistake in the wording, we simply overestimated the ability of our readers - you've really disappointed us, we thought you were smart. I received several desperate pleas for assistance regarding the clue "Article written by George". If you had looked hard enough, you'd have deduced that the answer was "Article on Crime", as seen below.
A devious clue indeed, since I'll wager many of you browsed through the newspaper looking for a reporter called George. We do like to toy with you ever so much.
Not everyone found this puzzle hard, though. Thirteen Inch Dreams was the answer we were looking for, and not-so-idiot IdiotSandwich was the first to smuggle us this most correct of responses. He will receive Donator Pack for his efforts. Congratulations you delicious fool!
The randomly selected runners-up were bogie, KiwiLucas73 and Same_Sura, who will each will receive a FHC. Congratulations!
Now, with regards to the completed crossword prize, this week we received some quite dirty entries which caused us to puke chocolate muesli onto our computer screen. The winner was AthenianHero, who wins three FHC's for his censored crossword below.
Down below this filth you'll find our next puzzle to crack your brains at - if you have any left.
CLICK HERE FOR THE BIG VERSION OF THE CROSSWORD NOW PLEASE
CLUES:
1. Drug to raise one's defense temporarily
2. 18 nerve crime
3. Needs money for liver
4. September's competition
5. full of toxic green food colouring
6. Place to advertise your goods
7. The opponents of the Champagne Killers
8. Pink car
9. Boney weapon
10. The number one store for computer software
11. Term coined by American soldiers for this multitool
12. This new item can be worn to hide one's ugly face
13. Unsalable property
14. Torn City bar owner
15. Kill with temporary weapon
16. Monthly lottery
17. Sweetest reporter
18. Flowers of Mexico
19. Must be passed to get a city job
20. Day of new merits
21. Provides a passive 100% bonus to speed
22. Hits faster than lightning
23. Pawn shop owner
24. Award for using stat enhancer
25. Do 100 finishing hits with fist or kick
26. Ticket for flying faster
27. Good for bombing crime
28. Box of Medical supplies can be opened for
29. Set of collectables rumoured to give 3% gym gains
30. Education index initials in alphabetical order
31. Duke's rank
32. The guy who sells melee weapons
33. Faction Panthers old name
34. Station for extra cocktail damage
35. Gives tickets for the weekly draw
As ever, the answer to this crossword is formed by the blueish boxes, and to enter, you should send this word in the title of your email to ArttiIsGod within eight days of publication of this particular crossword.
The first person to send the correct answer will win a Donator Pack. Three runners up will each receive a FHC, which might be useful for the forthcoming Elimination competition, or to beat up some dodgy person in the backalley who keeps begging you for money.
The creator of the funniest, fully solved and correct crossword will win 3 x FHC! Please supply this as an imgur link or similar, and make it clickable. I like clicking things.
Happy solving and don't forget to enjoy the summer!
First, we must apologise for an error in last week's crossword. We didn't make a mistake in the wording, we simply overestimated the ability of our readers - you've really disappointed us, we thought you were smart. I received several desperate pleas for assistance regarding the clue "Article written by George". If you had looked hard enough, you'd have deduced that the answer was "Article on Crime", as seen below.
A devious clue indeed, since I'll wager many of you browsed through the newspaper looking for a reporter called George. We do like to toy with you ever so much.
Not everyone found this puzzle hard, though. Thirteen Inch Dreams was the answer we were looking for, and not-so-idiot IdiotSandwich was the first to smuggle us this most correct of responses. He will receive Donator Pack for his efforts. Congratulations you delicious fool!
The randomly selected runners-up were bogie, KiwiLucas73 and Same_Sura, who will each will receive a FHC. Congratulations!
Now, with regards to the completed crossword prize, this week we received some quite dirty entries which caused us to puke chocolate muesli onto our computer screen. The winner was AthenianHero, who wins three FHC's for his censored crossword below.
Down below this filth you'll find our next puzzle to crack your brains at - if you have any left.
CLICK HERE FOR THE BIG VERSION OF THE CROSSWORD NOW PLEASE
CLUES:
1. Drug to raise one's defense temporarily
2. 18 nerve crime
3. Needs money for liver
4. September's competition
5. full of toxic green food colouring
6. Place to advertise your goods
7. The opponents of the Champagne Killers
8. Pink car
9. Boney weapon
10. The number one store for computer software
11. Term coined by American soldiers for this multitool
12. This new item can be worn to hide one's ugly face
13. Unsalable property
14. Torn City bar owner
15. Kill with temporary weapon
16. Monthly lottery
17. Sweetest reporter
18. Flowers of Mexico
19. Must be passed to get a city job
20. Day of new merits
21. Provides a passive 100% bonus to speed
22. Hits faster than lightning
23. Pawn shop owner
24. Award for using stat enhancer
25. Do 100 finishing hits with fist or kick
26. Ticket for flying faster
27. Good for bombing crime
28. Box of Medical supplies can be opened for
29. Set of collectables rumoured to give 3% gym gains
30. Education index initials in alphabetical order
31. Duke's rank
32. The guy who sells melee weapons
33. Faction Panthers old name
34. Station for extra cocktail damage
35. Gives tickets for the weekly draw
As ever, the answer to this crossword is formed by the blueish boxes, and to enter, you should send this word in the title of your email to ArttiIsGod within eight days of publication of this particular crossword.
The first person to send the correct answer will win a Donator Pack. Three runners up will each receive a FHC, which might be useful for the forthcoming Elimination competition, or to beat up some dodgy person in the backalley who keeps begging you for money.
The creator of the funniest, fully solved and correct crossword will win 3 x FHC! Please supply this as an imgur link or similar, and make it clickable. I like clicking things.
Happy solving and don't forget to enjoy the summer!
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