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Snowflake Dong Alliance On Verge of Collapse. Villains leadership drama during final hours. Romantics betrayed at the last. Exclusive bonus news to come tonight.
This update will be our final article on elimination while the competition is still running. We would not wish to unduly influence the event at such a delicate point in proceedings, so we will abstain from publishing further commentary until our final roundup later this week. But we've still got plenty of fresh meat to get our teeth into. What happened during the Romantics' final hours? Did the Villains really betray everyone in the competition? What's this secret bonus day I've heard absolutely nothing about? And are the Snowflakes allied with the Dongs, or are they just pretending? Let's find out, as we take a look at the past 48 hours of Elimination 2018.
ROMANCE IS DEAD
In a result which confounded the experts, Romantics became the fifth team to leave the Elimination contest on Sunday, after being brutally betrayed by Team Cupcake during their final hours.
Pictured: Lies
A post by HamrRokjaw indicates that the Romantics had secret liaisons with several teams in the competition, with the most abusive being their love-in with the Dongs, who left bruises in places you'd have to look hard to see. Leader Dilandu explained more via the forums, but it was Romantics' most virile member Proph who spilled the tastiest of beans, telling me his team had a late-game deal with Dongs and Cupcakes that the three of them would take the final three spots.
However, when G.O.A.T. were defeated, Cupcakes whisked up this agreement into something not at all resembling a delicious batter of alliance. Proph explains what the Romantics and Dongs decided to do about this:
"We decided it was best to 0 Villains so that they would be dragged to the bottom with us to at least give us a fighting chance. We did this successfully and even then took a life off Villains. However DONG were also losing tickets and couldn't keep up with helping us otherwise they'd have been drawn into the battle at the bottom too."
The Villains, who were also fighting for their lives and hoping for their getaway driver to f***ing turn up, then proposed a three-way alliance with Dongs and Romantics, the plan being to zero Snowflakes then Cupcakes to arrange their own top three. This held out until the Dongs discovered that Villains were planning to betray them both as part of an agreement with Team Cupcake and Snowflakes, at which point Romantics and Dongs fought to zero the Villains in a bid to survive.
Pictured: Left to right, Romantics, Dongs, Villains.
Alas, news of the betrayal came too late for Romantics to be saved, as they lost fourteen lives in seventeen hours following the dismissal of G.O.A.T.. Romantics were eliminated at 7 am on Sunday, with both Villains and Dongs also close to zero when this happened. Proph is proud of his side's efforts, though, claiming to be the only team not to have broken an alliance or promise throughout the competition.
"We stuck to our word. Even when GOAT wanted to team up with us when we were both at the bottom (I had about 6 messages off different GOAT leaders asking for an alliance with them) we kept our word to Cupcakes and Dong, thinking it was a solid plan for top three. Cupcakes knew us and Dong's were the closest allegiance in the whole competition though so I guess they knew if it did go down to Top 3 with us then they'd have been first out so that is why they stabbed us both in the back."
Proph was described as having coordinated his teams' late game efforts, and for a young player he performed this role with honour, dignity and a red rose between his teeth. But if he didn't have enough holes in his back already following the behaviour of the Villains, Proph also seems to have been betrayed by his own teammates towards the end, with the following message making its way to my inbox as the Romantics finally began to accept their relationship with elimination was over.
Another leak showed that Proph seemed stressed during Romantics' final hours, and while his tactics were supported by the majority of the team, he admits that some members had begun to question his decision making when the love fizzled out into the kind of hate one would only experience after five years of marriage.
"I was frustrated that people were questioning my decision making without actually knowing what was going on behind the scenes. And also frustrated that having been on solidly for 19hrs straight leading the line to ensure GOAT were eliminated, people were thinking I wasn't doing my best for the team."
Proph says that Dongs lost 1,000 tickets while helping them zero the Villains, and this meant a change of strategy was required, since 2 vs 3 would've resulted in certain destruction. Their decision to trust the Villains and target Snowflakes looks foolish in light of the former's betrayal, but when there were only two sides for the Villains to choose from, they couldn't possibly betray both - as much as they likely wanted to. One of the two-team alliances had to benefit, so the choice to believe the Villains was a 50/50 call that simply didn't go Proph's way, like incorrectly identifying an Olsen twin, or a coin flip which tells you to sleep with your cousin.
Nonetheless, Romantics have played an interesting game in this year's elimination. I'd love to kiss you goodbye Romantics, but I only kiss the dead when nobody is looking. As an addendum, DiamondAce later told Proph that the Villains betrayed the Dongs / Romantics alliance because they were going for first or nothing, and that top three was not enough. So how did that work out?
VILLAINS VANQUISHED
Next up on the chopping block were Villains, whose consistent betrayal of their alliances meant they never really stood a chance of forming an agreement to make it into the final three. The only thing you can trust a liar to do is lie again, and having betrayed every team in the competition, including several from last year and some that never existed, the Villains were swiftly zeroed by the Romantic Dong alliance.
Villains and Dongs then scrapped it out among themselves to avoid elimination over the course of Sunday evening, and this battle went on well into the small hours, with Villains finally being tased and cuffed at 8 am this morning.
Yet despite appearances to the contrary, it seems the Villains did have some allies left right at the very end, even if they weren't strictly allied. A member of the Villains told me that the Dongs were outed from the four-way alliance around the same time Romantics were targeted. The Villains then tricked the Dongs into thinking they had an agreement, as this image shows:
My source felt that this situation didn't work out for the Villains as neither Cupcakes nor Snowflakes wanted to help them early on, for fear it would expose the alliance. To maintain the ruse, Snowflakes and Team Cupcake were supposedly feeding Villains tickets secretly to keep their heads above water, with Snowflakes in particular helping the Villains to edge those frothing Dongs.
Then, my villainous source claims Romantics turned on the Dongs - contrary to Proph's professions of their loyalty - so the Villains went after the Dongs too, helping greatly in the effort to zero them. Villains could have survived this situation if they had played the alliance game correctly and continued to back the Dongs. But while all this was going on, the Villains were falling apart internally - as we revealed on Saturday - with DiamondAce handing over leadership to Zelken during the final five to ten lives.
Zelken posted his version of what happened in the forums, and in a conversation with me, he elaborated by saying that DiamondAce was still respected for his efforts, and that he had not abandoned his side during their time of need.
"Less of the leaders abandoned, more of everyone was too dam tired and already lost hope of us winning. Leaving a low level in charge couldn't make things any worse. Will provide more info once I finish my nap. It's 4 am where I live and I'm drained from being a leader."
As an impartial observer, the Villains are my favourite team of the competition so far. Their penchant for backstabbery meant they truly lived up to their name in a way which could only have been bettered if Nasty Surprise and Snowflakes swapped teams. Enjoy your rest you treacherous swines, for you have earned it.
DONG SNOWFLAKE ALLIANCE TO CRUMBLE?
As the competition edges ever closer to its conclusion, I am hearing that a dramatic betrayal has taken place, with Snowflakes ditching Team Cupcake to ally themselves with Dongs ahead of a final showdown tomorrow. However, I have seen recent reports that suggest the Dongs are getting sick of the Snowflakes lack of action, and that a deal with Team Cupcake is on the verge of being brokered.
At the time of writing the Dongs look to be withered like an old man's sausage, having lost twelve lives in just over 24 hours. Recovery seems unlikely as they are presently stuck in the drop zone five thousand tickets behind Team Cupcake, shedding lives every hour since Villains were eliminated at 8 am this morning.
Pictured: A dangling dong at noon today.
Dongs stiffened up as the next hour wore on, raising themselves to 100 tickets when they lost another life at 1 pm, and 144 when losing another at 2 pm. But despite being supposedly allied with the Snowflakes, little progress is being made in removing Dongs from the bottom - as God would have wanted.
Tarelli confirmed the alliance against Team Cupcake when he responded to my inquiry with the comment "Having multiple teams trying to kill us is nothing new." However, Romantic leader Proph believes that Snowflakes are playing the Dongs like a fancy harmonica, suggesting that "both TC and SF will be happy to fight it out for Top 2. TC will be worried that they only have 10 lives but I think they'd prefer top 2 than top 3."
Before their elimination, my source inside Villains also seemed to think that both Snowflakes and Team Cupcake had been teasing Dongs all along, commenting that "It looks like SF and Cupcakes are playing both sides, telling both us and Dongs that they'll help out with the fourth team while they're actually just content to sit back and see which one of us wins."
So what is the truth? Well, the Cupcakes have been targeting Dongs all weekend - even before Romantics were eliminated - having claimed they fired the opening shots and showed them the least loyalty. Conversely, the Snowflakes have flown under the radar during the competition so far, with their alliance with Dongs being one of few constants.
However, the Snowflakes gave Dongs frostbite early in the weekend, when an anonymous Snowflake told me the following:
"I can confirm that dongs and romantics have been...shall we say...stabbed in the back? *dr evil face* Goal is to go final 3 with cupcakes and villains. We are focusing on Dongs round the clock after romantics, so watch yourself...or dont :3"
Another Snowflake confirmed that his side had targeted Dongs later that day, with the hope being for a Villains vs Snowflakes final. Obviously, this was never going to happen, as the Snowflakes never had no chance of getting rid of Team Cupcake with only the help of the Villains. It therefore looks as if Snowflakes were targeting Team Cupcake for a while. But what are their plans now?
One anonymous Snowflake posted me the following conversation between the Dong and SF leaders.
Barry_Allen: the plan is to take out vils and then cc
Barry_Allen: right?
Thief: yea
Barry_Allen: and then that leaves us two
Barry_Allen: and he sent you a token of our alliance right?
Thief: yea lol
Barry_Allen: lol
Thief: im sending it back aslong as we aren't targeted after villians
Barry_Allen: ok, i just looked on the revenge page and see a lot of snowflakes
Thief: yea they are still hitting because they wont listen
Thief:but i do have most people filled in
Thief: all leaders here know and so do the most active in chat
Thief: and at elim time im telling them to not hit dongs Thief: and people who will hold are grabbing online villians
This exchange indicates the Snowflakes were paid a bond by Dongs to cement their alliance, despite Dongs being hit by Snowflakes at the time. My source believes Snowflakes have played their allies well, and that the receipt of a bond means the Dongs will simply weaken Team Cupcake ready for the Snowflakes to storm to victory sometime over the next few days.
Team Cupcake aren't sure what's going on. A member of TC told me just moments ago that mood in their camp was "pretty bad" due to the perception that Snowflakes were fighting against them, but the Cakes are still focusing on the Dongs until they drop. And at 3 am this morning, another member of Team Cupcake told me that while his side were targeting Dongs as a priority, Snowflakes and Villains were not to be hit at all.
This seems to hint at a secret link between Cupcake and Snowflakes, or at least a non-aggression pact. One member of Team Cupcake told me their leaders confirmed this, despite several Snowflake attacks upon Cupcake members.
Cupcake leader Hotshot implied that a tenuous agreement still exists between Snowflakes and his team, despite the latter having attacked them. Snowflake Thief reportedly told him that Snowflakes are trying to hold Dongs down but also admitted they want a large ticket lead to begin the final, since their weaker numbers mean they need this to beat Cupcakes - a bold admission.
Hotshot says he is disappointed, but not upset, with the way Snowflakes have conducted themselves. You know, like if your mother found out you borrowed her "back massager". TC's chief is more confused as to why Snowflakes and Dongs targeted the Cupcakes in the first place, when they could've been easy meat for either in the final due to their low lives. Hotshot elaborates below:
"Assuming what Thief says is true, and the Snowcake alliance is as deeply entrenched as ever, Dongs attacking us and letting Snowflakes run away with all of the tickets is simply prolonging their misery. Seeing all of the Xanax used, cans drank and hotel rooms stayed in all for a futile attempt at salvaging anything higher than third place fills my heart with a deep, inescapable sorrow and my eyes with an uncontrollable flow tears. It does sting to see our closest ally left hang us out to dry like this, but our allies do have a tendency of losing us lives (I'm looking at you, Nasty!)."
With their Snowflake alliance seemingly fake, the Dongs are now panicking. On Sunday the leaders changed direction quicker and more often than Dale Earnhardt's neck bones in his final high-speed moments. The same situation seems to be unfolding today, with many prominent Dongs suggesting that if Snowflakes don't keep their end of the bargain, Team Cupcake will be approached with a financial offer that almost certainly guarantees TC the elimination title.
An anonymous source has also just contacted me with urgency - three times, no less - to inform me that Team Cupcake are stacking energy, and they may target the Snowflakes before Dongs are eliminated.
Without Team Cupcake's backing, there seems virtually no prospect of Dong recovery in the next few hours or indeed at all. Whether they are allowed to finish in second place or not therefore depends on the leaders of the two other teams. Do Team Cupcake really fancy their chances squaring off against Snowflakes with fifteen fewer lives? Or will the Snowflakes rally and breathe life back into the Dongs once they've lost a few more lives. My Team Cupcake insider believes it is most certainly the latter, with it being only a matter of time before the Dongs snap.
UPDATE: Dongs are now targeting Snowflakes. Cupcake reportedly agrees to make 400 Snowflake hits per hour. Dongs rise to 400 tickets. Will their lives run out before they catch a snowflake on their tongues? I DO NOT KNOW!!!
OTHER BUSINESS
There will be two announcements made in the coming hours which fans of elimination may want to know of. First, the winners of the Elimination Signature competition will be posted to the community events forum in the next hour.
Second, if your Xanax supplies are running low after the events of recent weeks, a special promotion will be in effect this Thursday. Keep your eyes unpeeled (peeling is bad for them) and staring at our front page this evening for more information.
ROMANCE IS DEAD
In a result which confounded the experts, Romantics became the fifth team to leave the Elimination contest on Sunday, after being brutally betrayed by Team Cupcake during their final hours.
Pictured: Lies
A post by HamrRokjaw indicates that the Romantics had secret liaisons with several teams in the competition, with the most abusive being their love-in with the Dongs, who left bruises in places you'd have to look hard to see. Leader Dilandu explained more via the forums, but it was Romantics' most virile member Proph who spilled the tastiest of beans, telling me his team had a late-game deal with Dongs and Cupcakes that the three of them would take the final three spots.
However, when G.O.A.T. were defeated, Cupcakes whisked up this agreement into something not at all resembling a delicious batter of alliance. Proph explains what the Romantics and Dongs decided to do about this:
"We decided it was best to 0 Villains so that they would be dragged to the bottom with us to at least give us a fighting chance. We did this successfully and even then took a life off Villains. However DONG were also losing tickets and couldn't keep up with helping us otherwise they'd have been drawn into the battle at the bottom too."
The Villains, who were also fighting for their lives and hoping for their getaway driver to f***ing turn up, then proposed a three-way alliance with Dongs and Romantics, the plan being to zero Snowflakes then Cupcakes to arrange their own top three. This held out until the Dongs discovered that Villains were planning to betray them both as part of an agreement with Team Cupcake and Snowflakes, at which point Romantics and Dongs fought to zero the Villains in a bid to survive.
Pictured: Left to right, Romantics, Dongs, Villains.
Alas, news of the betrayal came too late for Romantics to be saved, as they lost fourteen lives in seventeen hours following the dismissal of G.O.A.T.. Romantics were eliminated at 7 am on Sunday, with both Villains and Dongs also close to zero when this happened. Proph is proud of his side's efforts, though, claiming to be the only team not to have broken an alliance or promise throughout the competition.
"We stuck to our word. Even when GOAT wanted to team up with us when we were both at the bottom (I had about 6 messages off different GOAT leaders asking for an alliance with them) we kept our word to Cupcakes and Dong, thinking it was a solid plan for top three. Cupcakes knew us and Dong's were the closest allegiance in the whole competition though so I guess they knew if it did go down to Top 3 with us then they'd have been first out so that is why they stabbed us both in the back."
Proph was described as having coordinated his teams' late game efforts, and for a young player he performed this role with honour, dignity and a red rose between his teeth. But if he didn't have enough holes in his back already following the behaviour of the Villains, Proph also seems to have been betrayed by his own teammates towards the end, with the following message making its way to my inbox as the Romantics finally began to accept their relationship with elimination was over.
Another leak showed that Proph seemed stressed during Romantics' final hours, and while his tactics were supported by the majority of the team, he admits that some members had begun to question his decision making when the love fizzled out into the kind of hate one would only experience after five years of marriage.
"I was frustrated that people were questioning my decision making without actually knowing what was going on behind the scenes. And also frustrated that having been on solidly for 19hrs straight leading the line to ensure GOAT were eliminated, people were thinking I wasn't doing my best for the team."
Proph says that Dongs lost 1,000 tickets while helping them zero the Villains, and this meant a change of strategy was required, since 2 vs 3 would've resulted in certain destruction. Their decision to trust the Villains and target Snowflakes looks foolish in light of the former's betrayal, but when there were only two sides for the Villains to choose from, they couldn't possibly betray both - as much as they likely wanted to. One of the two-team alliances had to benefit, so the choice to believe the Villains was a 50/50 call that simply didn't go Proph's way, like incorrectly identifying an Olsen twin, or a coin flip which tells you to sleep with your cousin.
Nonetheless, Romantics have played an interesting game in this year's elimination. I'd love to kiss you goodbye Romantics, but I only kiss the dead when nobody is looking. As an addendum, DiamondAce later told Proph that the Villains betrayed the Dongs / Romantics alliance because they were going for first or nothing, and that top three was not enough. So how did that work out?
VILLAINS VANQUISHED
Next up on the chopping block were Villains, whose consistent betrayal of their alliances meant they never really stood a chance of forming an agreement to make it into the final three. The only thing you can trust a liar to do is lie again, and having betrayed every team in the competition, including several from last year and some that never existed, the Villains were swiftly zeroed by the Romantic Dong alliance.
Villains and Dongs then scrapped it out among themselves to avoid elimination over the course of Sunday evening, and this battle went on well into the small hours, with Villains finally being tased and cuffed at 8 am this morning.
Yet despite appearances to the contrary, it seems the Villains did have some allies left right at the very end, even if they weren't strictly allied. A member of the Villains told me that the Dongs were outed from the four-way alliance around the same time Romantics were targeted. The Villains then tricked the Dongs into thinking they had an agreement, as this image shows:
My source felt that this situation didn't work out for the Villains as neither Cupcakes nor Snowflakes wanted to help them early on, for fear it would expose the alliance. To maintain the ruse, Snowflakes and Team Cupcake were supposedly feeding Villains tickets secretly to keep their heads above water, with Snowflakes in particular helping the Villains to edge those frothing Dongs.
Then, my villainous source claims Romantics turned on the Dongs - contrary to Proph's professions of their loyalty - so the Villains went after the Dongs too, helping greatly in the effort to zero them. Villains could have survived this situation if they had played the alliance game correctly and continued to back the Dongs. But while all this was going on, the Villains were falling apart internally - as we revealed on Saturday - with DiamondAce handing over leadership to Zelken during the final five to ten lives.
Zelken posted his version of what happened in the forums, and in a conversation with me, he elaborated by saying that DiamondAce was still respected for his efforts, and that he had not abandoned his side during their time of need.
"Less of the leaders abandoned, more of everyone was too dam tired and already lost hope of us winning. Leaving a low level in charge couldn't make things any worse. Will provide more info once I finish my nap. It's 4 am where I live and I'm drained from being a leader."
As an impartial observer, the Villains are my favourite team of the competition so far. Their penchant for backstabbery meant they truly lived up to their name in a way which could only have been bettered if Nasty Surprise and Snowflakes swapped teams. Enjoy your rest you treacherous swines, for you have earned it.
DONG SNOWFLAKE ALLIANCE TO CRUMBLE?
As the competition edges ever closer to its conclusion, I am hearing that a dramatic betrayal has taken place, with Snowflakes ditching Team Cupcake to ally themselves with Dongs ahead of a final showdown tomorrow. However, I have seen recent reports that suggest the Dongs are getting sick of the Snowflakes lack of action, and that a deal with Team Cupcake is on the verge of being brokered.
At the time of writing the Dongs look to be withered like an old man's sausage, having lost twelve lives in just over 24 hours. Recovery seems unlikely as they are presently stuck in the drop zone five thousand tickets behind Team Cupcake, shedding lives every hour since Villains were eliminated at 8 am this morning.
Pictured: A dangling dong at noon today.
Dongs stiffened up as the next hour wore on, raising themselves to 100 tickets when they lost another life at 1 pm, and 144 when losing another at 2 pm. But despite being supposedly allied with the Snowflakes, little progress is being made in removing Dongs from the bottom - as God would have wanted.
Tarelli confirmed the alliance against Team Cupcake when he responded to my inquiry with the comment "Having multiple teams trying to kill us is nothing new." However, Romantic leader Proph believes that Snowflakes are playing the Dongs like a fancy harmonica, suggesting that "both TC and SF will be happy to fight it out for Top 2. TC will be worried that they only have 10 lives but I think they'd prefer top 2 than top 3."
Before their elimination, my source inside Villains also seemed to think that both Snowflakes and Team Cupcake had been teasing Dongs all along, commenting that "It looks like SF and Cupcakes are playing both sides, telling both us and Dongs that they'll help out with the fourth team while they're actually just content to sit back and see which one of us wins."
So what is the truth? Well, the Cupcakes have been targeting Dongs all weekend - even before Romantics were eliminated - having claimed they fired the opening shots and showed them the least loyalty. Conversely, the Snowflakes have flown under the radar during the competition so far, with their alliance with Dongs being one of few constants.
However, the Snowflakes gave Dongs frostbite early in the weekend, when an anonymous Snowflake told me the following:
"I can confirm that dongs and romantics have been...shall we say...stabbed in the back? *dr evil face* Goal is to go final 3 with cupcakes and villains. We are focusing on Dongs round the clock after romantics, so watch yourself...or dont :3"
Another Snowflake confirmed that his side had targeted Dongs later that day, with the hope being for a Villains vs Snowflakes final. Obviously, this was never going to happen, as the Snowflakes never had no chance of getting rid of Team Cupcake with only the help of the Villains. It therefore looks as if Snowflakes were targeting Team Cupcake for a while. But what are their plans now?
One anonymous Snowflake posted me the following conversation between the Dong and SF leaders.
Barry_Allen: the plan is to take out vils and then cc
Barry_Allen: right?
Thief: yea
Barry_Allen: and then that leaves us two
Barry_Allen: and he sent you a token of our alliance right?
Thief: yea lol
Barry_Allen: lol
Thief: im sending it back aslong as we aren't targeted after villians
Barry_Allen: ok, i just looked on the revenge page and see a lot of snowflakes
Thief: yea they are still hitting because they wont listen
Thief:but i do have most people filled in
Thief: all leaders here know and so do the most active in chat
Thief: and at elim time im telling them to not hit dongs Thief: and people who will hold are grabbing online villians
This exchange indicates the Snowflakes were paid a bond by Dongs to cement their alliance, despite Dongs being hit by Snowflakes at the time. My source believes Snowflakes have played their allies well, and that the receipt of a bond means the Dongs will simply weaken Team Cupcake ready for the Snowflakes to storm to victory sometime over the next few days.
Team Cupcake aren't sure what's going on. A member of TC told me just moments ago that mood in their camp was "pretty bad" due to the perception that Snowflakes were fighting against them, but the Cakes are still focusing on the Dongs until they drop. And at 3 am this morning, another member of Team Cupcake told me that while his side were targeting Dongs as a priority, Snowflakes and Villains were not to be hit at all.
This seems to hint at a secret link between Cupcake and Snowflakes, or at least a non-aggression pact. One member of Team Cupcake told me their leaders confirmed this, despite several Snowflake attacks upon Cupcake members.
Cupcake leader Hotshot implied that a tenuous agreement still exists between Snowflakes and his team, despite the latter having attacked them. Snowflake Thief reportedly told him that Snowflakes are trying to hold Dongs down but also admitted they want a large ticket lead to begin the final, since their weaker numbers mean they need this to beat Cupcakes - a bold admission.
Hotshot says he is disappointed, but not upset, with the way Snowflakes have conducted themselves. You know, like if your mother found out you borrowed her "back massager". TC's chief is more confused as to why Snowflakes and Dongs targeted the Cupcakes in the first place, when they could've been easy meat for either in the final due to their low lives. Hotshot elaborates below:
"Assuming what Thief says is true, and the Snowcake alliance is as deeply entrenched as ever, Dongs attacking us and letting Snowflakes run away with all of the tickets is simply prolonging their misery. Seeing all of the Xanax used, cans drank and hotel rooms stayed in all for a futile attempt at salvaging anything higher than third place fills my heart with a deep, inescapable sorrow and my eyes with an uncontrollable flow tears. It does sting to see our closest ally left hang us out to dry like this, but our allies do have a tendency of losing us lives (I'm looking at you, Nasty!)."
With their Snowflake alliance seemingly fake, the Dongs are now panicking. On Sunday the leaders changed direction quicker and more often than Dale Earnhardt's neck bones in his final high-speed moments. The same situation seems to be unfolding today, with many prominent Dongs suggesting that if Snowflakes don't keep their end of the bargain, Team Cupcake will be approached with a financial offer that almost certainly guarantees TC the elimination title.
An anonymous source has also just contacted me with urgency - three times, no less - to inform me that Team Cupcake are stacking energy, and they may target the Snowflakes before Dongs are eliminated.
Without Team Cupcake's backing, there seems virtually no prospect of Dong recovery in the next few hours or indeed at all. Whether they are allowed to finish in second place or not therefore depends on the leaders of the two other teams. Do Team Cupcake really fancy their chances squaring off against Snowflakes with fifteen fewer lives? Or will the Snowflakes rally and breathe life back into the Dongs once they've lost a few more lives. My Team Cupcake insider believes it is most certainly the latter, with it being only a matter of time before the Dongs snap.
UPDATE: Dongs are now targeting Snowflakes. Cupcake reportedly agrees to make 400 Snowflake hits per hour. Dongs rise to 400 tickets. Will their lives run out before they catch a snowflake on their tongues? I DO NOT KNOW!!!
OTHER BUSINESS
There will be two announcements made in the coming hours which fans of elimination may want to know of. First, the winners of the Elimination Signature competition will be posted to the community events forum in the next hour.
Second, if your Xanax supplies are running low after the events of recent weeks, a special promotion will be in effect this Thursday. Keep your eyes unpeeled (peeling is bad for them) and staring at our front page this evening for more information.
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