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Passengers departing Torn City on certain day this week to receive increased baggage allowance. Details redacted from sub-headline forcing people to read actual article.
Following reports of a drug shortage in Torn, the city's aviation authorities have announced that foreign tourists will be permitted to import twice as many items this coming Thursday, removing the need for narcotic and plushie traffickers to smuggle said items upon or inside their person.
Pictured: A whole set of plushies you say? Then let's pay a visit to the petting zoo.
This measure is intended to increase the flow of illicit substances in Torn after supplies were exhausted by the recent Elimination competition - or so the authorities say. A quick look at the circulation and valuation graphs show that drugs are actually as abundant as they ever were, but try telling that to someone goofed off their norks on Zanbars.
However real this shortage may or may not be, the temporary increase in importation allowance is genuine, and is set to come into effect from midnight Torn City Time on the 27th of September, ending at 23:59 the same day. Only those who depart Torn City during these hours will be eligible for the increase, with your passport stamped accordingly at customs.
Travellers may return from their foreign destination at any time in the future and still make use of this temporary increase, however, since it has no official expiry date. For example, if your flight leaves Torn at 23:59 on the 27th and lands in China four hours later, you will still be permitted to return with double the amount of items, regardless of whether your return flight lands in Torn on the 28th, 29th, or some other date far in the future, like the 8th of January 2039.
Pictured: It will be a Saturday.
The bonus will be applied once your existing allowance has already been calculated. Torn's citizens are afforded an importation allocation of five items per flight as standard, so this will be doubled to ten for the duration of the 27th. If you own a suitcase, which permits the carrying of an additional two, three or four items depending on its size, then your allocation will be doubled once your initial increase has been taken into account. A full list of the allocation totals can be found below:
Standard passenger: 5 - increases to 10
Small suitcase: 2 - increases to 4
Medium suitcase: 3 - increases to 6
Large suitcase: 4 - increases to 8
Airstrip owners: 10 - increases to 20
3 Star Cruise / 5 Star Lingerie workers: 2 - increases to 4
10 Star Cruise workers: 10 - increases to 20
Cumber faction special (maxed): 10 - increases to 20
Smuggling for beginners book: 10 - increases to 20
Guy with infinite pockets: Infinity - increases to double infinity
Some of these allocations can be stacked to bring your maximum import total to 44 items. On the 27th of September, this will therefore be increased to a maximum possible total of 88 items, if you hold the relevant upgrades.
There is no limit on the number of occasions someone can use this temporary bonus aside from the constraints placed upon time by the laws of the physical universe. So long as all of your outbound flights depart Torn during the 27th, passengers may make use of this temporary bonus as many times as they like.
The same cannot be said for the in-flight bar service, which Torn's people are now prohibited from using following a recent soiling incident upon a flight to Dubai.
Pictured: A whole set of plushies you say? Then let's pay a visit to the petting zoo.
This measure is intended to increase the flow of illicit substances in Torn after supplies were exhausted by the recent Elimination competition - or so the authorities say. A quick look at the circulation and valuation graphs show that drugs are actually as abundant as they ever were, but try telling that to someone goofed off their norks on Zanbars.
However real this shortage may or may not be, the temporary increase in importation allowance is genuine, and is set to come into effect from midnight Torn City Time on the 27th of September, ending at 23:59 the same day. Only those who depart Torn City during these hours will be eligible for the increase, with your passport stamped accordingly at customs.
Travellers may return from their foreign destination at any time in the future and still make use of this temporary increase, however, since it has no official expiry date. For example, if your flight leaves Torn at 23:59 on the 27th and lands in China four hours later, you will still be permitted to return with double the amount of items, regardless of whether your return flight lands in Torn on the 28th, 29th, or some other date far in the future, like the 8th of January 2039.
Pictured: It will be a Saturday.
The bonus will be applied once your existing allowance has already been calculated. Torn's citizens are afforded an importation allocation of five items per flight as standard, so this will be doubled to ten for the duration of the 27th. If you own a suitcase, which permits the carrying of an additional two, three or four items depending on its size, then your allocation will be doubled once your initial increase has been taken into account. A full list of the allocation totals can be found below:
Standard passenger: 5 - increases to 10
Small suitcase: 2 - increases to 4
Medium suitcase: 3 - increases to 6
Large suitcase: 4 - increases to 8
Airstrip owners: 10 - increases to 20
3 Star Cruise / 5 Star Lingerie workers: 2 - increases to 4
10 Star Cruise workers: 10 - increases to 20
Cumber faction special (maxed): 10 - increases to 20
Smuggling for beginners book: 10 - increases to 20
Some of these allocations can be stacked to bring your maximum import total to 44 items. On the 27th of September, this will therefore be increased to a maximum possible total of 88 items, if you hold the relevant upgrades.
There is no limit on the number of occasions someone can use this temporary bonus aside from the constraints placed upon time by the laws of the physical universe. So long as all of your outbound flights depart Torn during the 27th, passengers may make use of this temporary bonus as many times as they like.
The same cannot be said for the in-flight bar service, which Torn's people are now prohibited from using following a recent soiling incident upon a flight to Dubai.
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