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Further giveaway to take place this Wednesday. Read on to find a hint as to the secret cash code required.
As his 12 Days of Christmas Giveaway event comes to a close, Duke Calabrese is set to hand out even more free crap to ungrateful bastards this coming Wednesday, with his vast inventory of parcels, Christmas presents and birthday gifts made available to the public once more - in return for a small fee.
Duke's first parcel giveaway took place on October 31st when citizens who wished to receive a parcel were required to send him a secret cash amount, one that was appropriate given the date. The number was soon revealed to be $666, the number of the beast, which was chosen because the event took place on Hallowe'en.
5,009 people guessed this figure correctly - or found the right number in the forums - and each of those who sent Duke $666 received a parcel containing one of a range of gifts, including Erotic DVDs, Trenchcoats, Snowboards, Laptops and other valuable items frequently sent to The Duke.
A selection of similar items will be available for a token amount this coming Wednesday the 26th of December. Those of you who wish to receive a parcel from the Duke should now pay attention, as the perpetually clammy loan shark has offered up the following juicy tip:
"What day of the freakin year is it, you greasy pr**ks?"
Torn's people are encouraged to work together and formulate a guessing strategy rather than sending various amounts blindly to The Duke. This parcel giveaway will begin at 00:00 am Torn City Time on Wednesday 26th of December and will run until 23:59 pm on that same day. And in the meantime, don't forget to check the forums one last time on Christmas morning, when Duke will mark the final day of his twelve days giveaway by handing out a small number of stat enhancers.
From all at the Torn City Times, we wish you a Christmas of reasonable merriment in line with your expectations and a solemn, reflective and mildly depressing New Year.
Duke's first parcel giveaway took place on October 31st when citizens who wished to receive a parcel were required to send him a secret cash amount, one that was appropriate given the date. The number was soon revealed to be $666, the number of the beast, which was chosen because the event took place on Hallowe'en.
5,009 people guessed this figure correctly - or found the right number in the forums - and each of those who sent Duke $666 received a parcel containing one of a range of gifts, including Erotic DVDs, Trenchcoats, Snowboards, Laptops and other valuable items frequently sent to The Duke.
A selection of similar items will be available for a token amount this coming Wednesday the 26th of December. Those of you who wish to receive a parcel from the Duke should now pay attention, as the perpetually clammy loan shark has offered up the following juicy tip:
"What day of the freakin year is it, you greasy pr**ks?"
Torn's people are encouraged to work together and formulate a guessing strategy rather than sending various amounts blindly to The Duke. This parcel giveaway will begin at 00:00 am Torn City Time on Wednesday 26th of December and will run until 23:59 pm on that same day. And in the meantime, don't forget to check the forums one last time on Christmas morning, when Duke will mark the final day of his twelve days giveaway by handing out a small number of stat enhancers.
From all at the Torn City Times, we wish you a Christmas of reasonable merriment in line with your expectations and a solemn, reflective and mildly depressing New Year.
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