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More presents for you, dear citizens, than you could ever possibly dream of. And a few leftovers too!
Hello and welcome to the Torn City Times Christmas Crossword Edition. This year you don't have to learn a poem to get your presents, it is enough to solve this mighty crossword for your gift receiving satisfaction. And what a gift it is too, for we have stolen a limited edition Cheesus from Duke to give to the winner, as well as £250 million dollars for pudding. How's about that then, you greedy boys and girls.
But before we begin, you're going to listen to me tell you how Christmas always reminds me of this scene from a movie with a Grinch. He is standing on top of a mountain yelling names from the phone book: "Albert, you are stupid!" he shouts, to which a distant voice responds "... you are stupid." The Grinch is confused, but continues with the next name: "Arthur, you are stupid!" And again, a distant voice answers "... you are stupid." Infuriated, the Grinch decides to pull a prank, yelling out "I am stupid!", to which the faceless voice replies "... you are stupid."
Wasn't that a nice story? Anyway, the correct answer to last week's crossword was "Say hello to my dirty bomb". The first person to answer correctly was colaman32, who will receive six Feathery Hotel Coupons for their solving skills. The three random winnerrunnerupperers were Blockbuilder, SashaFierce and INFERNO-_-, who will each receive each three Feathery Hotel Coupons.
The fancy fully filled crossword was completed by sarge, who will receive three Donator Packs for his efforts below. See, crossword solving is quite rewarding, if only you were to try a little.
Congratulations to all the winners, you will receive yourbounties presents shortly when I am ready with them.
Right, onto the mega prize puzzle. Down below you will see a Christmas Tree Crossword. Clues run down and across as usual, but the answer is the part you really need. This sequence of words runs through the red boxes like tinsel and is 47 letters in length. The answer will start from the top and run diagonally down, but as you all are clever puzzle solvers, it should not be a problem to get the letters into the correct order.
CLICK HERE FOR THE BIG TREE
CLUES
NOTE: We accidentally published the answer to one of the clues. Consider it a Christmas Gift.
ACROSS
3.) A mighty type of knife
6.) Short defense
9.) Relief to your health
10.) Wielded by an angry kitchen lady
11.) An ancient captain's tool that sounds rude
13.) The human ____
15.) Tape used for crimes and shutting people up
16.) Alcohol, for the purpose of
23.) The paper is full of
24.) Type of weapon, abbreviated
25.) Gives you an energy boost
26.) Dump a lot of items to achieve
27.) Christian name of our own lord and saviour
28.) Drugged-up Church leader
30.) Provides happy boosters
33.) They might head to SA for the merit
36.) This is my ____ this is my gun
38.) Roman Six
45.) Smell of the ornament. Also a type of challenge
46.) Where level holders view progress as a percentage
47.) Frosty temporary weapon
52.) Don't do this in Torn, even if you're desperate
53.) Type of bullet
54.) Over-powered
55.) To consume
56.) The master of the game
59.) Prefix to a term describing a voluntary hospital trip
65.) Learn how to achieve a critical hit
66.) Team competition, abbreviated
68.) Take his stuff, now!
69.) Reduces virus coding time
72.) A link between alternatives
78.) Gallagher brother, Christmas
80.) Stringy item for summer days
82.) Not worth what they used to be
84.) Exclamation of masculine surprise
86.) Highly respected item from Japan
87.) Take out
88.) Mathematical island
89.) Receive discount for car parts - answer is TCM
92.) Torn is here, but it also isn't here
93.) A wheel-less vehicle which defies physics
94.) Perhaps the most worthy stock to own
95.) Given to foreign countries, in defiance of racists
96.) Sloth, or maned sloth, found in Brazil
97.) A long stick-like staff, selecta
98.) One who usually plays Santa
100.) I see a spy, 100 of them
101.) Short story by American horror writer H. P. Lovecraft
102.) Company that gives faction respect
103.) Ingested or otherwise introduced into the body, often illegal
107.) Essential for disabled pirates
108.) Celebrated on March 14th by math geeks and confused fatsos
114.) One who leads Santa
115.) Collection of places to train
116.) Impossible with opium...at least in Torn
117.) Lowers your bank investment time
118.) Unlocked in education
119.) Godfrey Cadberry is the director
DOWN
1.) Shows you how much your employees earn
2.) Terminating working skill
3.) Found under Christmas Tree
4.) Grocery store's stock
5.) Too solid for consumption, christmassy item
7.) This car again
8.) To move swiftly or convey
12.) Permanently applied bonus
14.) Found in Christmas Town
17.) A destination
18.) Bountied to hell
19.) Agreeable reptile from Cayman Islands, partial
20.) Needed for a shitty job
21.) A spy job
22.) Weapon bonus
27.) Identically named son
29.) Needed for 'worth it' award
30.) A thing you can pull out from a temporary weapon
31.) Material of the walking stick for old Torn citizens
32.) An evil witch drink
34.) A property that's nice on salad
35.) Christmas clothing item given out in 2015
36.) Unreleased armor type
37.) Feathery ice crystal
39.) Used to express realization or, in longer form, terror
40.) Supply pack's size
41.) Placed on top of the Christmas tree
42.) Less than 90 degree award
43.) Festive beverage with a poultry origin
44.) Complicated irregular network of passages, award
48.) Dreaming of this color Christmas
49.) Bacterial overgrowth
50.) Big man with weapons
51.) The other mistletoe, bad one
56.) A small misshapen mischievous sprite
57.) Join together romantically
58.) Jordan Blake, he owns it
60.) Moving part of the body
61.) Needed in case of fire
62.) Today, Tomorrow, ...; a car
63.) Ask politely
64.) Education module
65.) Mark of recognition
67.) Popular country of multis
70.) A pipe that shows the way
71.) Currency
73.) Batman's little helper
74.) Gooey nasal lubricant
75.) Placed in jail
76.) Type of comb, backwards
77.) Take down
79.) Santa's garment
80.) Pull behind
81.) Single assisted attack
82.) Grammar says it's not less it's...
83.) Santa's little helper
85.) Building material for castles
90.) A plushie
91.) Group of gyms
99.) If you rearrange Santa, you'll get his other name
101.) The way Santa makes you feel, but not in a weird way
103.) Electric award
104.) Identification used online by person
105.) What you'd call a loaf made by a strawberry blonde person
106.) Visually displeasing
109.) One of the four preceding Sundays
110.) Takes you out of hospital
111.) Improves crime success
112.) Patch day
113.) Takes way too many drugs
Most answers are torn world related. But still, make sure you think outside the box (and inside the grid).
Since the answer is bit longer than a mailbox title can handle, please send it in the body of the mail to ArttiIsGod with the title of Christmas Crossword and please, pretty please, make it correctly spaced out between the words. No space, no prize. Answers will be accepted until the year is no longer 2018, so you've got until Dec 31st at 23:59:59 to send them in.
As we've already said, first place will win a Cheese Jesus and $250 million. Five runner-ups will win a bottle of Christmas Spirit and $20 million. A correct, fully-solved and fancily drawn crossword will receive $30 million and two bottles of Christmas Spirit - if we receive one.
Happy solving and merry holidays to you all!
But before we begin, you're going to listen to me tell you how Christmas always reminds me of this scene from a movie with a Grinch. He is standing on top of a mountain yelling names from the phone book: "Albert, you are stupid!" he shouts, to which a distant voice responds "... you are stupid." The Grinch is confused, but continues with the next name: "Arthur, you are stupid!" And again, a distant voice answers "... you are stupid." Infuriated, the Grinch decides to pull a prank, yelling out "I am stupid!", to which the faceless voice replies "... you are stupid."
Wasn't that a nice story? Anyway, the correct answer to last week's crossword was "Say hello to my dirty bomb". The first person to answer correctly was colaman32, who will receive six Feathery Hotel Coupons for their solving skills. The three random winnerrunnerupperers were Blockbuilder, SashaFierce and INFERNO-_-, who will each receive each three Feathery Hotel Coupons.
The fancy fully filled crossword was completed by sarge, who will receive three Donator Packs for his efforts below. See, crossword solving is quite rewarding, if only you were to try a little.
Congratulations to all the winners, you will receive your
Right, onto the mega prize puzzle. Down below you will see a Christmas Tree Crossword. Clues run down and across as usual, but the answer is the part you really need. This sequence of words runs through the red boxes like tinsel and is 47 letters in length. The answer will start from the top and run diagonally down, but as you all are clever puzzle solvers, it should not be a problem to get the letters into the correct order.
CLICK HERE FOR THE BIG TREE
CLUES
NOTE: We accidentally published the answer to one of the clues. Consider it a Christmas Gift.
ACROSS
3.) A mighty type of knife
6.) Short defense
9.) Relief to your health
10.) Wielded by an angry kitchen lady
11.) An ancient captain's tool that sounds rude
13.) The human ____
15.) Tape used for crimes and shutting people up
16.) Alcohol, for the purpose of
23.) The paper is full of
24.) Type of weapon, abbreviated
25.) Gives you an energy boost
26.) Dump a lot of items to achieve
27.) Christian name of our own lord and saviour
28.) Drugged-up Church leader
30.) Provides happy boosters
33.) They might head to SA for the merit
36.) This is my ____ this is my gun
38.) Roman Six
45.) Smell of the ornament. Also a type of challenge
46.) Where level holders view progress as a percentage
47.) Frosty temporary weapon
52.) Don't do this in Torn, even if you're desperate
53.) Type of bullet
54.) Over-powered
55.) To consume
56.) The master of the game
59.) Prefix to a term describing a voluntary hospital trip
65.) Learn how to achieve a critical hit
66.) Team competition, abbreviated
68.) Take his stuff, now!
69.) Reduces virus coding time
72.) A link between alternatives
78.) Gallagher brother, Christmas
80.) Stringy item for summer days
82.) Not worth what they used to be
84.) Exclamation of masculine surprise
86.) Highly respected item from Japan
87.) Take out
88.) Mathematical island
89.) Receive discount for car parts - answer is TCM
92.) Torn is here, but it also isn't here
93.) A wheel-less vehicle which defies physics
94.) Perhaps the most worthy stock to own
95.) Given to foreign countries, in defiance of racists
96.) Sloth, or maned sloth, found in Brazil
97.) A long stick-like staff, selecta
98.) One who usually plays Santa
100.) I see a spy, 100 of them
101.) Short story by American horror writer H. P. Lovecraft
102.) Company that gives faction respect
103.) Ingested or otherwise introduced into the body, often illegal
107.) Essential for disabled pirates
108.) Celebrated on March 14th by math geeks and confused fatsos
114.) One who leads Santa
115.) Collection of places to train
116.) Impossible with opium...at least in Torn
117.) Lowers your bank investment time
118.) Unlocked in education
119.) Godfrey Cadberry is the director
DOWN
1.) Shows you how much your employees earn
2.) Terminating working skill
3.) Found under Christmas Tree
4.) Grocery store's stock
5.) Too solid for consumption, christmassy item
7.) This car again
8.) To move swiftly or convey
12.) Permanently applied bonus
14.) Found in Christmas Town
17.) A destination
18.) Bountied to hell
19.) Agreeable reptile from Cayman Islands, partial
20.) Needed for a shitty job
21.) A spy job
22.) Weapon bonus
27.) Identically named son
29.) Needed for 'worth it' award
30.) A thing you can pull out from a temporary weapon
31.) Material of the walking stick for old Torn citizens
32.) An evil witch drink
34.) A property that's nice on salad
35.) Christmas clothing item given out in 2015
36.) Unreleased armor type
37.) Feathery ice crystal
39.) Used to express realization or, in longer form, terror
40.) Supply pack's size
41.) Placed on top of the Christmas tree
42.) Less than 90 degree award
43.) Festive beverage with a poultry origin
44.) Complicated irregular network of passages, award
48.) Dreaming of this color Christmas
49.) Bacterial overgrowth
50.) Big man with weapons
51.) The other mistletoe, bad one
56.) A small misshapen mischievous sprite
57.) Join together romantically
58.) Jordan Blake, he owns it
60.) Moving part of the body
61.) Needed in case of fire
62.) Today, Tomorrow, ...; a car
63.) Ask politely
64.) Education module
65.) Mark of recognition
67.) Popular country of multis
70.) A pipe that shows the way
71.) Currency
73.) Batman's little helper
74.) Gooey nasal lubricant
75.) Placed in jail
76.) Type of comb, backwards
77.) Take down
79.) Santa's garment
80.) Pull behind
81.) Single assisted attack
82.) Grammar says it's not less it's...
83.) Santa's little helper
85.) Building material for castles
90.) A plushie
91.) Group of gyms
99.) If you rearrange Santa, you'll get his other name
101.) The way Santa makes you feel, but not in a weird way
103.) Electric award
104.) Identification used online by person
105.) What you'd call a loaf made by a strawberry blonde person
106.) Visually displeasing
109.) One of the four preceding Sundays
110.) Takes you out of hospital
111.) Improves crime success
112.) Patch day
113.) Takes way too many drugs
Most answers are torn world related. But still, make sure you think outside the box (and inside the grid).
Since the answer is bit longer than a mailbox title can handle, please send it in the body of the mail to ArttiIsGod with the title of Christmas Crossword and please, pretty please, make it correctly spaced out between the words. No space, no prize. Answers will be accepted until the year is no longer 2018, so you've got until Dec 31st at 23:59:59 to send them in.
As we've already said, first place will win a Cheese Jesus and $250 million. Five runner-ups will win a bottle of Christmas Spirit and $20 million. A correct, fully-solved and fancily drawn crossword will receive $30 million and two bottles of Christmas Spirit - if we receive one.
Happy solving and merry holidays to you all!
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