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Week of awareness established to raise awareness of awareness.
On Monday the 21st of January Torn City will experience its first ever Awareness Awareness Week, with the aim of this event being to raise awareness of awareness, so that citizens may be more aware of the issues surrounding awareness in future. To mark Awareness Awareness Week, the city will bestow a temporary increase in awareness upon all Torn citizens for the duration of exactly seven days - you know, like that song by Craig David.
Pictured: Monday, took her to Torn City on Tuesday, we were finding cans by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday. We chained on Sunday.
A forthcoming article on awareness authored by Gnisis will investigate the efficacy of various awareness boosting tricks and also take a look at how awareness in Torn City has changed thanks to the 2017 update. For those of you who are unaware, awareness is a statistic which determines how aware you are. More specifically, awareness dictates the number of random items you might find scattered across the streets of Torn via the City Map page. The higher your awareness score, the more free stuff you'll stumble across each and every day.
Pictured: Today I found a drugs.
There are many ways to increase your awareness score, but all of them require effort. Instead, the Torn authorities have decided to placate the modern millennial mindset by bringing the benefits of increased awareness to everyone in exchange for nothing, by temporarily dumping an extra stash of items onto the city streets for the duration of one week. The Torn City Times is unaware of the exact percentage the city's collective awareness stats will be increased by, but we are led to believe it is somewhere between "a little" and "a lot", thus mirroring the rise to financial security experienced by Jenny from the Block.
This temporary awareness increase will affect all citizens, including those who already have various awareness bonuses in place thanks to their acquisition of certain merits, educational certificates and job bonuses. Barring any mishaps or giant crab attacks, the bonus awareness should be in place from 00:00 am TCT on Monday the 21st of January and expire one week later on Monday the 28th at 00:00 am TCT.
Monday the 21st is notoriously known as Blue Monday due to it being the most depressing day of the year. The organisers of Awareness Awareness Week chose this day to kick off the event specifically, with AAW representing their attempt to alleviate depression in Torn City by giving people free crap. It is expected that Awareness Awareness week will return and begin on Blue Monday in 2020 and in forthcoming years too, with this date falling on the third Monday of January every year.
Sadly, the bonuses provided by Awareness Awareness week will not have any effect on the self-awareness of Torn citizens, meaning people will continue to post idiotic s***e on the forums that makes them look incredibly daft and stupid. But now that you're all aware of Awareness Awareness Week and the joys it may bring, why not make your friends aware of it too, then bask in your increased awareness of awareness on the saddest day of the year.
Pictured: Monday, took her to Torn City on Tuesday, we were finding cans by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday. We chained on Sunday.
A forthcoming article on awareness authored by Gnisis will investigate the efficacy of various awareness boosting tricks and also take a look at how awareness in Torn City has changed thanks to the 2017 update. For those of you who are unaware, awareness is a statistic which determines how aware you are. More specifically, awareness dictates the number of random items you might find scattered across the streets of Torn via the City Map page. The higher your awareness score, the more free stuff you'll stumble across each and every day.
Pictured: Today I found a drugs.
There are many ways to increase your awareness score, but all of them require effort. Instead, the Torn authorities have decided to placate the modern millennial mindset by bringing the benefits of increased awareness to everyone in exchange for nothing, by temporarily dumping an extra stash of items onto the city streets for the duration of one week. The Torn City Times is unaware of the exact percentage the city's collective awareness stats will be increased by, but we are led to believe it is somewhere between "a little" and "a lot", thus mirroring the rise to financial security experienced by Jenny from the Block.
This temporary awareness increase will affect all citizens, including those who already have various awareness bonuses in place thanks to their acquisition of certain merits, educational certificates and job bonuses. Barring any mishaps or giant crab attacks, the bonus awareness should be in place from 00:00 am TCT on Monday the 21st of January and expire one week later on Monday the 28th at 00:00 am TCT.
Monday the 21st is notoriously known as Blue Monday due to it being the most depressing day of the year. The organisers of Awareness Awareness Week chose this day to kick off the event specifically, with AAW representing their attempt to alleviate depression in Torn City by giving people free crap. It is expected that Awareness Awareness week will return and begin on Blue Monday in 2020 and in forthcoming years too, with this date falling on the third Monday of January every year.
Sadly, the bonuses provided by Awareness Awareness week will not have any effect on the self-awareness of Torn citizens, meaning people will continue to post idiotic s***e on the forums that makes them look incredibly daft and stupid. But now that you're all aware of Awareness Awareness Week and the joys it may bring, why not make your friends aware of it too, then bask in your increased awareness of awareness on the saddest day of the year.
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