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Bonus drunkness expected for those who consume beer from noon tomorrow. Beer prices expected to rise, fall, rise, rise, then fall a bit, maybe rise, then plummet, I guess.
This time last year, an explosion at a nearby chemical manufacturing plant caused a huge cloud of nitrous oxide to envelop Torn city. The result of this accident was that oxygen was displaced from the local area, and in turn, this meant that Torn's citizens possessed lower than normal levels of the precious life-giving gas in their bloodstreams until the cloud buggered off.
Drinking alcohol in such a state is not advised, as low levels of blood oxygen makes humans even more susceptible to the effects of inebriation - that's why it's easy to get arseholed on a plane. But in August of 2018, the people of Torn City didn't give two shiny s**ts about so-called health warnings from so-called experts, and when they were informed of the potential to get super wasted on a sunny summer Friday, they sure did take it.
To celebrate this historic event, the Torn authorities have decided to release another cloud of nitrous oxide into the Torn atmosphere - deliberately this time - allowing the people to experience a cheap two-day bender while its effects endure. The cloud is predicted to reach Torn City at approximately noon on Thursday the 1st of August, and it is unlikely to dissipate until noon on the 3rd.
During this time, the effects of the lowered local oxygen levels will be that all beer products will make you five times as drunk as usual. Nobody quite knows why beer is the only alcoholic beverage affected by this phenomenon, but Professor Alan Hotpot of Torn City College speculates below:
"Beer is dead fizzy. Don't quote me on that."
In Torn, excessive drunkenness typically results in citizens possessing more nerve, so it is expected that people will use this 48-hour event to commit as many crimes as humanly possible while the effects of alcohol are heightened. The pursuit of criminal activities can help citizens to increase their natural nerve bar up to a limit of 60. Furthermore, nerve is also used when busting people out of jail, so we may see more jailbreaks than usual towards the end of this week.
Of course, in order to make use of these extra benefits, you must acquire yourself some delicious golden suds in the first place. The price of individual bottles of beer has skyrocketed in recent months, with many traders having already bought up beers in bulk in anticipation of demand. Kegs of Beer have also risen in value, but not as much as bottles - although these are generally considered poor value for money compared to the purchase of single bottle units.
Either way, it shouldn't be too hard to get your hands on some brews considering there are currently over 70 million bottles of beer in circulation. During the last beer day event, Torn's citizens sank 54,200 beers between them over a period of 24 hours. I believe that this year we can do even better. Because in Torn City, binge drinking is probably the least dangerous thing you can do.
tl;dr: The effects of beer will be multiplied by five from noon on the 1st until noon on the 3rd.
Drinking alcohol in such a state is not advised, as low levels of blood oxygen makes humans even more susceptible to the effects of inebriation - that's why it's easy to get arseholed on a plane. But in August of 2018, the people of Torn City didn't give two shiny s**ts about so-called health warnings from so-called experts, and when they were informed of the potential to get super wasted on a sunny summer Friday, they sure did take it.
To celebrate this historic event, the Torn authorities have decided to release another cloud of nitrous oxide into the Torn atmosphere - deliberately this time - allowing the people to experience a cheap two-day bender while its effects endure. The cloud is predicted to reach Torn City at approximately noon on Thursday the 1st of August, and it is unlikely to dissipate until noon on the 3rd.
During this time, the effects of the lowered local oxygen levels will be that all beer products will make you five times as drunk as usual. Nobody quite knows why beer is the only alcoholic beverage affected by this phenomenon, but Professor Alan Hotpot of Torn City College speculates below:
"Beer is dead fizzy. Don't quote me on that."
In Torn, excessive drunkenness typically results in citizens possessing more nerve, so it is expected that people will use this 48-hour event to commit as many crimes as humanly possible while the effects of alcohol are heightened. The pursuit of criminal activities can help citizens to increase their natural nerve bar up to a limit of 60. Furthermore, nerve is also used when busting people out of jail, so we may see more jailbreaks than usual towards the end of this week.
Of course, in order to make use of these extra benefits, you must acquire yourself some delicious golden suds in the first place. The price of individual bottles of beer has skyrocketed in recent months, with many traders having already bought up beers in bulk in anticipation of demand. Kegs of Beer have also risen in value, but not as much as bottles - although these are generally considered poor value for money compared to the purchase of single bottle units.
Either way, it shouldn't be too hard to get your hands on some brews considering there are currently over 70 million bottles of beer in circulation. During the last beer day event, Torn's citizens sank 54,200 beers between them over a period of 24 hours. I believe that this year we can do even better. Because in Torn City, binge drinking is probably the least dangerous thing you can do.
tl;dr: The effects of beer will be multiplied by five from noon on the 1st until noon on the 3rd.
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