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World Population Day event altered to promote aggression in Torn. Citizens expected to "have a f***ing good tear-up" from Wednesday until Friday.
The Torn City authorities have this week approved the mass slaughter of Torn’s citizens in an attempt to curb the city’s rapidly growing population, with special bonuses on offer for those who brutalise, mince or pulp their fellow Tornians into hot man-custard.
Pictured: Have at it, folks.
Torn’s population has grown massively in recent years, and on May 3rd of this year, the city’s total number of active citizens topped 30,000 for the first time in almost a decade - the last occasion this happened was in September 2010. But while Torn’s burgeoning populace was a cause for celebration last year, mass migration to our fair city has taken its toll, with everyone sick and tired of low item supplies, competition for wages and the gross indignity of having to queue for things.
As a result, the Torn City authorities have changed the World Population Day event into what some people are calling World Depopulation Day. The aim of this event is to reduce the city’s numbers to a reasonable level, and to achieve this, the authorities are actively promoting mass slaughter within Torn City by offering experience bonuses to those who partake in acts of unbridled savagery.
Last year’s World Population Day was a one-day event which gave all players a triple bonus to their experience in return for leaving their opponents on the street after a fight. This year, the experience boost has been reduced to double, but it will now apply to all fights, regardless of whether you leave, mug or hospitalise your opponent.
Furthermore, the duration of the World Depopulation event has been doubled, with these bonuses kicking in at noon on Wednesday the 10th of July, and ending at the same time on Friday the 12th of July. Due to the hardiness of Torn’s citizens, it is expected that few will actually perish during this event - the only people who ever die in Torn are visiting foreign dignitaries. Nevertheless, the Torn authorities intend on proceeding with World Depopulation Day, with the hope that 48-hours of brutal, unadulterated violence will at least dissuade other citizens from making Torn their home.
Tl;dr: All successful attacks will pay out double xp from noon on the 10th until noon on the 12th.
Pictured: Have at it, folks.
Torn’s population has grown massively in recent years, and on May 3rd of this year, the city’s total number of active citizens topped 30,000 for the first time in almost a decade - the last occasion this happened was in September 2010. But while Torn’s burgeoning populace was a cause for celebration last year, mass migration to our fair city has taken its toll, with everyone sick and tired of low item supplies, competition for wages and the gross indignity of having to queue for things.
As a result, the Torn City authorities have changed the World Population Day event into what some people are calling World Depopulation Day. The aim of this event is to reduce the city’s numbers to a reasonable level, and to achieve this, the authorities are actively promoting mass slaughter within Torn City by offering experience bonuses to those who partake in acts of unbridled savagery.
Last year’s World Population Day was a one-day event which gave all players a triple bonus to their experience in return for leaving their opponents on the street after a fight. This year, the experience boost has been reduced to double, but it will now apply to all fights, regardless of whether you leave, mug or hospitalise your opponent.
Furthermore, the duration of the World Depopulation event has been doubled, with these bonuses kicking in at noon on Wednesday the 10th of July, and ending at the same time on Friday the 12th of July. Due to the hardiness of Torn’s citizens, it is expected that few will actually perish during this event - the only people who ever die in Torn are visiting foreign dignitaries. Nevertheless, the Torn authorities intend on proceeding with World Depopulation Day, with the hope that 48-hours of brutal, unadulterated violence will at least dissuade other citizens from making Torn their home.
Tl;dr: All successful attacks will pay out double xp from noon on the 10th until noon on the 12th.
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