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Annual dumping of valuable crap set to begin on Saturday. Twelve days of Christmas giveaways will include rare and never-before-seen items.
Duke's annual Christmas giveaway is set to return this Saturday, with his traditional twelve days of dumping scheduled to run up to and including Christmas Day itself - because apparently Duke has f**k all to do on Christmas morning, the massive loser.
Every day from the 14th to the 25th, Duke will hurl several expensive items into the dump at various points throughout the day. The items Duke throws out will become more expensive or rare as the giveaway progresses, and as usual, there will be several new items created especially for the occasion.
Last year, players were treated to such fabulous items as a Toast Jesus, a Cheesus, a bottle of Christmas spirit, a Gronch Mask - legally distinct from the Grinch - and a Scammer in the Slammer toy. This year, Duke plans on giving out more bottles of Christmas Spirit on an unspecified day during the giveaway, but he will begin the festivities with the traditional handing out of Poison Mistletoe on December 14th.
In addition to items being made available via the dump, Duke will also give away some things directly via forum posts in General Discussion. In 2018, Duke handed out items in response to players who told him a cocktail recipe, drew on some cheese (yes, really) and explained how you might go about scamming old ladies at Christmas. Duke is expected to set new daily tasks this year once more, so keep an eye out for his Dump Giveaway Thread which will be posted at approximately 9am on Saturday morning (unless his lasagna hangover is too intense).
We are not at liberty to disclose the exact nature of the new items that Duke is going to give away this year, but I can confirm that not a single one of them is a useless collectable. Each of the new items Duke is donating to the dump will have some use, be it practical or aesethetic. If you want to find out what Duke is giving out before anyone else, then make sure you're refreshing the first page of his forum post at 9am every day, as this is the only place he will announce which items he's giving away and how you can win them - Duke will not announce dump giveaway times via this post, these are random.
tl;dr: Duke's Dump Giveaway starts on Saturday. Look for his thread for more information.
Every day from the 14th to the 25th, Duke will hurl several expensive items into the dump at various points throughout the day. The items Duke throws out will become more expensive or rare as the giveaway progresses, and as usual, there will be several new items created especially for the occasion.
Last year, players were treated to such fabulous items as a Toast Jesus, a Cheesus, a bottle of Christmas spirit, a Gronch Mask - legally distinct from the Grinch - and a Scammer in the Slammer toy. This year, Duke plans on giving out more bottles of Christmas Spirit on an unspecified day during the giveaway, but he will begin the festivities with the traditional handing out of Poison Mistletoe on December 14th.
In addition to items being made available via the dump, Duke will also give away some things directly via forum posts in General Discussion. In 2018, Duke handed out items in response to players who told him a cocktail recipe, drew on some cheese (yes, really) and explained how you might go about scamming old ladies at Christmas. Duke is expected to set new daily tasks this year once more, so keep an eye out for his Dump Giveaway Thread which will be posted at approximately 9am on Saturday morning (unless his lasagna hangover is too intense).
We are not at liberty to disclose the exact nature of the new items that Duke is going to give away this year, but I can confirm that not a single one of them is a useless collectable. Each of the new items Duke is donating to the dump will have some use, be it practical or aesethetic. If you want to find out what Duke is giving out before anyone else, then make sure you're refreshing the first page of his forum post at 9am every day, as this is the only place he will announce which items he's giving away and how you can win them - Duke will not announce dump giveaway times via this post, these are random.
tl;dr: Duke's Dump Giveaway starts on Saturday. Look for his thread for more information.
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