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Neutrilux 2000, Dual Bushmasters and Dual P90's among over 100 prizes given out to Lucky Dip entrants and Community Event winners.
After a period of deliberation, multi-hunting, and double-entry-eliminating, the winners of Duke's Lucky Dip, Photography, and Illustration competitions can finally be announced. If you weren't lucky enough to place in any of these events, here are the names of the players you need to bribe, harass, or pay to acquire their prizes.
DUKE'S CHRONICLE ILLUSTRATION COMPETITION
Winner - Muddbaal
Second - LaPetiteMort
Third - Madame_Tussaud
When Muddbaal was offered the chance to choose a prize from the gold prize pool, he plumped for the Neutrilux 2000, which according to Andyman's thread is worth over $15 billion dollars. LaPetiteMort chose the Locked Teddy from the silver prize pool, and Madame_Tussaud took a risk and went for the Mystery Box from the bronze prize pool, a choice which nabbed her nine Donator Packs and an Education Coin. A selection of players who did not place were given 10 Feathery Hotel Coupons as recognition of their efforts.
DUKE'S CHRONICLE PHOTOGRAPHY COMPETITION
Winner - LuluCthulhu
Second - ZOO
THIRD - rig
LuluCthulhu decided to take home a set of Dual Bushmasters for her gold prize, with this weapon worth roughly the same as the Neutrilux according to estimates. ZOO chose a Mystery Sphere for their prize, whereas rig went for the Snowflake. Once more, a selection of notable entries which didn't place were rewarded with 10 FHCs as a consolation prize.
DUKE'S LUCKY DIP COMPETITION
This event proved to be the most popular competition we've run in years, with a mahoosive 7,676 entries being sent in over the course of two weeks. Players were asked to make one single post on this thread for a chance of winning, with each post being assigned a number according to its place in the queue. Earlier this week, our trusted Community Manager randomly assigned a number between 1 and 7676 to each of our prizes, and it was then that the arduous task of checking the entries began.
A few multis, including level 100 player Satangel, were uncovered when we investigated each of the prize winners; there were also a number of double posters in the mix, so these players were disqualified too, and their prizes were re-rolled. Furthermore, we checked to make sure that the winners of prizes above a certain value were active - there's no point sending a set of duals to someone who hasn't logged in for a fortnight - and once all of these procedures were performed, those who were successful were duly sent their rewards. Here are the names of the top prize winners:
Dual P90's - Lohzean
Dunkin's Donut - Judge_McGuire
Boxing Gloves - Darkknight081 / Master_Yoda
Dumbbells - TheOA / Chubzor
Skateboard - MatthiasH99 / ScorpionTekkerz
Parachute - whatsmyname19 / Kamster
Golden Prize (Sports Sneakers) - Chohivzla
Silver Prize (Burmese Flag) - Tanksnr
Bronze Prize (Dual Axes) - Lpdinger
In addition to these, a further 110 winners were chosen from the lucky dip entries, with various prizes given out, ranging from one FHC and a Box of Tissues through to a Cesium and 100 Erotic DVDs. All prizes have now been sent out. Congratulations to all of those who won a prize in Duke's Lucky Dip Competition, and commiserations to the idiots who entered twice and forfeited the prizes they would have won with their first entry.
FACEBOOK COMPETITION
If you failed to win a prize via Community Events then why not head on over to our Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter pages to enter our Make a Mask competition. There aren't many entries at all so far, and you still have until next Friday to enter, with a set of Dual Uzis on offer to the winning entry. All you need to do to be in with a chance of winning is make a Covid-busting mask that is vaguely Torn-themed. Instructions on how to enter can be seen on our social media pages. If the level of entries is good enough, we may give out runner-up prizes to those who made an effort.
AUCTION UPDATE
The six rare items posted by Duke and Jimmy still have ten days to go, but here are their current prices as of Thursday the 18th of June.
Dual TMPs - $13 billion
Dual MP5s - $24 billion
Dual Samurai Swords - $1.4 billion
Egyptian Amulet - $200 million
Hazmat Suit - $825 million
Welding Mask - $600 million
DUKE'S CHRONICLE ILLUSTRATION COMPETITION
Winner - Muddbaal
Second - LaPetiteMort
Third - Madame_Tussaud
When Muddbaal was offered the chance to choose a prize from the gold prize pool, he plumped for the Neutrilux 2000, which according to Andyman's thread is worth over $15 billion dollars. LaPetiteMort chose the Locked Teddy from the silver prize pool, and Madame_Tussaud took a risk and went for the Mystery Box from the bronze prize pool, a choice which nabbed her nine Donator Packs and an Education Coin. A selection of players who did not place were given 10 Feathery Hotel Coupons as recognition of their efforts.
DUKE'S CHRONICLE PHOTOGRAPHY COMPETITION
Winner - LuluCthulhu
Second - ZOO
THIRD - rig
LuluCthulhu decided to take home a set of Dual Bushmasters for her gold prize, with this weapon worth roughly the same as the Neutrilux according to estimates. ZOO chose a Mystery Sphere for their prize, whereas rig went for the Snowflake. Once more, a selection of notable entries which didn't place were rewarded with 10 FHCs as a consolation prize.
DUKE'S LUCKY DIP COMPETITION
This event proved to be the most popular competition we've run in years, with a mahoosive 7,676 entries being sent in over the course of two weeks. Players were asked to make one single post on this thread for a chance of winning, with each post being assigned a number according to its place in the queue. Earlier this week, our trusted Community Manager randomly assigned a number between 1 and 7676 to each of our prizes, and it was then that the arduous task of checking the entries began.
A few multis, including level 100 player Satangel, were uncovered when we investigated each of the prize winners; there were also a number of double posters in the mix, so these players were disqualified too, and their prizes were re-rolled. Furthermore, we checked to make sure that the winners of prizes above a certain value were active - there's no point sending a set of duals to someone who hasn't logged in for a fortnight - and once all of these procedures were performed, those who were successful were duly sent their rewards. Here are the names of the top prize winners:
Dual P90's - Lohzean
Dunkin's Donut - Judge_McGuire
Boxing Gloves - Darkknight081 / Master_Yoda
Dumbbells - TheOA / Chubzor
Skateboard - MatthiasH99 / ScorpionTekkerz
Parachute - whatsmyname19 / Kamster
Golden Prize (Sports Sneakers) - Chohivzla
Silver Prize (Burmese Flag) - Tanksnr
Bronze Prize (Dual Axes) - Lpdinger
In addition to these, a further 110 winners were chosen from the lucky dip entries, with various prizes given out, ranging from one FHC and a Box of Tissues through to a Cesium and 100 Erotic DVDs. All prizes have now been sent out. Congratulations to all of those who won a prize in Duke's Lucky Dip Competition, and commiserations to the idiots who entered twice and forfeited the prizes they would have won with their first entry.
FACEBOOK COMPETITION
If you failed to win a prize via Community Events then why not head on over to our Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter pages to enter our Make a Mask competition. There aren't many entries at all so far, and you still have until next Friday to enter, with a set of Dual Uzis on offer to the winning entry. All you need to do to be in with a chance of winning is make a Covid-busting mask that is vaguely Torn-themed. Instructions on how to enter can be seen on our social media pages. If the level of entries is good enough, we may give out runner-up prizes to those who made an effort.
AUCTION UPDATE
The six rare items posted by Duke and Jimmy still have ten days to go, but here are their current prices as of Thursday the 18th of June.
Dual TMPs - $13 billion
Dual MP5s - $24 billion
Dual Samurai Swords - $1.4 billion
Egyptian Amulet - $200 million
Hazmat Suit - $825 million
Welding Mask - $600 million
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