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Tornology

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Find out what the next month holds for you in Torn City as g_ho consults the heavens to find out your future.
Wondering how to focus your gameplay? Curious as to whether your bank account will hold out for the month? Are you wondering how much of a mover and shaker you should be in your faction? Do not leave these things up to the math-heads. Sometimes you have to trust your gut. And when you really need to dig deep, that's when you must turn to the stars themselves for advice.

This is that time. This is that place. Read on and gain celestial insight into your Torn future.


AQUARIUS (JAN20-FEB19)



Whether you know it or not, this is your month. The start of the age of Aquarius means you should be feeling more like yourself, more like a leader than any time in the near past. Try to take on a leadership role in your faction or company. Step up and lead chains, make an action guide, make yourself and your progress a priority.

PISCES (FEB20-MAR20)



As Modest Mouse might suggest, this is a month for you to just Float On, my Pisces friends. Things will feel dreamy as you drift. Don’t try to force anything. Keep flexible. Your leader wants you to go help in the Sub-faction? Go with it. Tune into the game’s Gurus, and pay attention so you don’t get sucked into a technological retrograde before the 20th.

ARIES (MAR20-APR20)



With between four and six planets electrifying your eleventh house of teamwork and technology, now is the time to get a collaboration going. Consider starting a new company, forming a new alliance, or helping to recruit for your faction. This is also a great month for crunching the numbers. Maybe try your hand at the stock market or Blackjack mastery.

TAURUS (APR21-MAY20)



Good news Taurus, February is a Bull market for you! Set your goals and sights high, keep focused, and you should have the energy to tackle just about anything. Friends and confidantes will be important to get your plans in order. Plan to launch your new Torn adventures in the last 10 or so days of the month for the best possible success. Don’t rush, for momentum is in your favor.

GEMINI (MAY21-JUN20)



Have you been feeling stuck in the mud recently, Gemini? Fear not, for this is a month of new promises and expanded horizons. February 11 ushered in a rare alignment with the new moon. Look for new inspiration and new destinations. This could be you chasing your travel merits, it could be chasing a new racket on the other side of the map, or maybe even a *gasp* change of factions.

CANCER (JUN21-JUL22)



Time to get introspective my Crabby friend. Pay attention to how you feel with your inner circle. Are you getting the support and guidance you need from friends and your faction? Spend the better part of the month analyzing your emotional happiness in the game, above any technical progress to keep you motivated. Find your happiness. Maybe it’s time for a new spouse?

LEO (JUL23-AUG22)



2020 was really hard on our furry Lion friends, but things are looking up. People are making themselves known to you once more, and your social calendar is improving. Make sure you join your favorite discord server and catch up on all the community tea. Consider a fresh marriage to a new suitor or maybe a new investment opportunity. Definitely stock up on the Love Juice, because this is your flirt-a-thon month.

VIRGO (AUG23-SEP22)



You are feeling your true Virgo self this month. It’s like you’re channeling your most organized self. Focus on your merit chasing and money-making, as this is a month to get things done. Keep your goals realistic, hunt out those easy low hanging fruit, and watch all those boxes get ticked off. Keep an eye out for smart people with good ideas, and follow suit. Just build your mini-empire starting this February.

LIBRA (SEP23-OCT22)



You are all about this being the month of love, saucy Libra. Keep life buzzing by following up with good friends in the game and reconnecting. Run a fun personal ad and see where it takes you. Churn up the drama in the forums by turning every conversation you can in a new direction that makes you smile. You’re loving the drama this month, just try not to get too salty yourself.

SCORPIO (OCT23-NOV22)



You have always enjoyed change, but this month you should just plant yourself by a warm fire and cozy on in for a while. People may try to pull you in new and different directions, but this is not the month to take them up on it. Cupid doesn’t find you until the 18th, so when it comes to the 14th’s Sex and Candy holiday, you should totally stick to collecting candy - it’s there for the taking.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV23-DEC21)



When I think about your February, dearest Sagittarius, I think of that perfect drink: the Vodka Redbull. It’s all about high energy, too much talking, and lots of community activity. Get yourself into the forums and drive up that Karma score. RSVP yes to everything. War? Yep. Guesting? Yep. Discord trivia night? You know it. Keep energized, keep involved, and engage that charm.

CAPRICORN (DEC22-JAN20)



After the crazy ups and downs of the last year, you are ready for some blissful, centered, and productive me-time. This is a prosperous month for Capricorns. Study the stock market, consider improving your trading and Bazaar game, or learning how to dominate the poker tables. It could all be lucrative. When your sun shifts on the 18th and you’re wanting to make changes, make them one at a time. Slow and steady Caps, slow and steady.


Enjoy the rest of February, and see you next month!


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