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Is this your month to make plans or lie low? Should you be in the stock market or on the battlefields? Check in with your monthly Torn horoscope to see what the stars have in mind for you.
GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUN 20)
Grab that Xanax, because between Mercury being in retrograde, stressful Mars in your money zone, and hotheaded Pluto in your social zone, you’re starting out the month a little rough. Don’t overreact or pop your top, and certainly don’t throw a lot of your money at anything early in the month. Just take it easy and watch plans already in action do their thing. Then you’ll get your personal new year starting on the 10th with an eclipse! This is when you should do something radical with your game, if you’d been thinking it at all. Lay your new path and think of ways to work smarter, not harder.
CANCER (JUN 21 - JUL 22)
In just a few short weeks you take center stage, but until then, it’s time to take stock of your year. Get rid of anything weighing you down. Toss stuff in the dump, have a flash sale in your bazaar, or get what you don’t need listed for sale on the market. Release anything you don’t want to bring with you on your next trip around the sun. Then, starting on the summer solstice it’s officially Cancer season and you’re numero uno for the next month. It’s all about you! Narrow your focus, and make reasonable goals in the game and move ahead… anything too big right now isn’t your jam.
LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)
DO NOT believe Katy Perry. You are not a firework, and if you think you are this month, you’ll likely burn yourself out and fizzle. You have places to go and things to do, but set a proper pace and give yourself time to get it all done. You can’t hit both the racetrack AND jet around the globe. You can’t war well AND train. You can’t chat up your faction AND be on 10 other discords right now. You have to pick what’s most important right now and then you’ll be all set. It’ll get busier than you want by the 20th, at which time you’ll just want to move at a soft summer pace.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)
Yes, we’re still in retrograde my friend. So while Santa can check his lists only twice, to keep your orderly self in order, why don’t you give it a triple check for good measure? You’re feeling ambitious, and it’s time to go for it, just stay organized and don’t fall prey to ‘analysis paralysis’ as things inevitably hit a speed bump our two thanks again to the retrograde that doesn’t clear until the solstice on the 20th. Once this hits, put your charts aside for a hot minute and enjoy the lighter side of the game. Do some racing, hit the casino, chat up new people and old friends on discord.
LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 22)
As Dr. Seuss might say “Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” You’re off to great places, this month is for you, so start it by traveling and maybe a spot of racing too. This month you’ll find you’re in a great light, just be mindful of crossed wires that could start a fight. From June 20th on, your financial plans are hot as fire, but keep a close eye on relationships that might soon expire. There is a possible faction shift on the map for new rackets or war, work hard as you like it, this isn’t a chore. And then bask in your victories and enjoy your winnings, just remember to be gracious to new people and beginnings.
SCORPIO (OCT 23 - NOV 21)
You’re so sexy when you’re broody and moody. You’ll be a bit introspective the first weeks of the month, but use the time to build on your relationships in the game rather than your possessions. Keep the communications clear and you could come into the second part of the month with some new key alliances. You’ll be re-energized by the full moon on the 24th and some of your bigger plans should start to fall into place. Maybe some of those new alliances can help you advance in the game with great advice or some muscle to help your faction’s sway.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)
DO believe in Katy Perry. You are a firework and you’re popping off all over the place. People are loving you right now so take advantage of it. Call in favors and debts and you should reap the rewards. Been waiting to borrow 5 collectibles for the Very Rare Collectors merit? Ask for them. Wanting to bring a rare weapon to fill EXP? Ask to borrow it now, head to war, and get it done. Or maybe just bask in the glow of being adored for the month. It’s up to you. We are still in retrograde for most of the month, so be gracious about it. And don’t be too aggressive towards the end of the month and you should sail through.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
Yeah, okay…breathe innnnnnn and outttttttt. Sorry, this is not your best month. So instead of trying to make big moves in the game, lock down on your daily routine. Build good game habits by remembering to log in regularly, use your energy and nerve to the fullest for stats or mugs, or getting up into that PA position in faction OCs. Take your drugs to maximize your efforts, use your refills. Get in the right routine so that when the month is up you’re working the heart of the game to its full potential and ready to make bold moves. They’re coming, they’re just not coming for you right now.
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)
Ahhh, what is that? A breath of fresh air? Why yes indeed it is! You’re feeling light and bright going into June and should take full advantage of that by enjoying some of the game’s more fun aspects. Get your racing score up, hit the casino, guest at a novice faction where your stats make you a god amongst men and there’s nothing at stake but some fun pew pew pew. Find out what in the game YOU think is the most fun, and if it’s a change in what you first enjoyed, don’t worry about a small identity crisis, just go with what makes you happy right now and remember why it is you log in and keep playing.
PISCES(FEB 19 - MAR 20)
Yes, you’re still in the thick of Retrograde sweet Pisces. As the sensitive sign of the zodiac, just keep doing that you’re doing, but do it a bit cleaner… don’t go getting sloppy just because you’re feeling out of whack. You’ll get good direction and guidance from your friends and faction, and take their advice and git ‘er done. Don’t skimp on hits in your chaining, don’t miss days just today dream. On the solstice set for June 20th, you’ll feel the tug to get social. Reconnect with your tribe on the game, open up to new friends and opportunities and swim along to see where they take you!
ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)
Could you really be a genius? Yes, yes you could. You’re full of great ideas the first half of the month, so feel free to share them. Get clever and put a guide together, make suggestions on new game concepts, share with your faction some new ways to get ahead, hit the bookie with all your can’t fail genius picks. Be careful though, this doesn’t mean guessing at any of this, this means knowing your stuff and sharing it, not assuming you’re right. Be right and monopolize on it. Come week three, dial it back a notch, reassess what’s going right, and stay there with a measured hand. You could have a great payoff come the end of the month.
TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)
You’re feeling all sorts of productive now, aren’t you?? Get all your best plans together like a punch list and fly right through them. This is a great time to get some short achievable goals under your belt. Close up some of those merits hanging at 90%. For god’s sake, get all your education classes done. Spend the time the first part of the month on all that productivity, collect your rewards, and then kick back after the solstice on the 20th with some social time with your faction, in the forums, or at the poker table. Whatever the light side of Torn is, spend the last week enjoy it for optimum fun times. As Borat might say, is great success!
See you all again in July!
And if there's a Top 5 list you'd like to see, let me know how you want me to rank the Zodiacs! ... Gilly [1261819]
Grab that Xanax, because between Mercury being in retrograde, stressful Mars in your money zone, and hotheaded Pluto in your social zone, you’re starting out the month a little rough. Don’t overreact or pop your top, and certainly don’t throw a lot of your money at anything early in the month. Just take it easy and watch plans already in action do their thing. Then you’ll get your personal new year starting on the 10th with an eclipse! This is when you should do something radical with your game, if you’d been thinking it at all. Lay your new path and think of ways to work smarter, not harder.
CANCER (JUN 21 - JUL 22)
In just a few short weeks you take center stage, but until then, it’s time to take stock of your year. Get rid of anything weighing you down. Toss stuff in the dump, have a flash sale in your bazaar, or get what you don’t need listed for sale on the market. Release anything you don’t want to bring with you on your next trip around the sun. Then, starting on the summer solstice it’s officially Cancer season and you’re numero uno for the next month. It’s all about you! Narrow your focus, and make reasonable goals in the game and move ahead… anything too big right now isn’t your jam.
LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)
DO NOT believe Katy Perry. You are not a firework, and if you think you are this month, you’ll likely burn yourself out and fizzle. You have places to go and things to do, but set a proper pace and give yourself time to get it all done. You can’t hit both the racetrack AND jet around the globe. You can’t war well AND train. You can’t chat up your faction AND be on 10 other discords right now. You have to pick what’s most important right now and then you’ll be all set. It’ll get busier than you want by the 20th, at which time you’ll just want to move at a soft summer pace.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)
Yes, we’re still in retrograde my friend. So while Santa can check his lists only twice, to keep your orderly self in order, why don’t you give it a triple check for good measure? You’re feeling ambitious, and it’s time to go for it, just stay organized and don’t fall prey to ‘analysis paralysis’ as things inevitably hit a speed bump our two thanks again to the retrograde that doesn’t clear until the solstice on the 20th. Once this hits, put your charts aside for a hot minute and enjoy the lighter side of the game. Do some racing, hit the casino, chat up new people and old friends on discord.
LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 22)
As Dr. Seuss might say “Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” You’re off to great places, this month is for you, so start it by traveling and maybe a spot of racing too. This month you’ll find you’re in a great light, just be mindful of crossed wires that could start a fight. From June 20th on, your financial plans are hot as fire, but keep a close eye on relationships that might soon expire. There is a possible faction shift on the map for new rackets or war, work hard as you like it, this isn’t a chore. And then bask in your victories and enjoy your winnings, just remember to be gracious to new people and beginnings.
SCORPIO (OCT 23 - NOV 21)
You’re so sexy when you’re broody and moody. You’ll be a bit introspective the first weeks of the month, but use the time to build on your relationships in the game rather than your possessions. Keep the communications clear and you could come into the second part of the month with some new key alliances. You’ll be re-energized by the full moon on the 24th and some of your bigger plans should start to fall into place. Maybe some of those new alliances can help you advance in the game with great advice or some muscle to help your faction’s sway.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)
DO believe in Katy Perry. You are a firework and you’re popping off all over the place. People are loving you right now so take advantage of it. Call in favors and debts and you should reap the rewards. Been waiting to borrow 5 collectibles for the Very Rare Collectors merit? Ask for them. Wanting to bring a rare weapon to fill EXP? Ask to borrow it now, head to war, and get it done. Or maybe just bask in the glow of being adored for the month. It’s up to you. We are still in retrograde for most of the month, so be gracious about it. And don’t be too aggressive towards the end of the month and you should sail through.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
Yeah, okay…breathe innnnnnn and outttttttt. Sorry, this is not your best month. So instead of trying to make big moves in the game, lock down on your daily routine. Build good game habits by remembering to log in regularly, use your energy and nerve to the fullest for stats or mugs, or getting up into that PA position in faction OCs. Take your drugs to maximize your efforts, use your refills. Get in the right routine so that when the month is up you’re working the heart of the game to its full potential and ready to make bold moves. They’re coming, they’re just not coming for you right now.
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)
Ahhh, what is that? A breath of fresh air? Why yes indeed it is! You’re feeling light and bright going into June and should take full advantage of that by enjoying some of the game’s more fun aspects. Get your racing score up, hit the casino, guest at a novice faction where your stats make you a god amongst men and there’s nothing at stake but some fun pew pew pew. Find out what in the game YOU think is the most fun, and if it’s a change in what you first enjoyed, don’t worry about a small identity crisis, just go with what makes you happy right now and remember why it is you log in and keep playing.
PISCES(FEB 19 - MAR 20)
Yes, you’re still in the thick of Retrograde sweet Pisces. As the sensitive sign of the zodiac, just keep doing that you’re doing, but do it a bit cleaner… don’t go getting sloppy just because you’re feeling out of whack. You’ll get good direction and guidance from your friends and faction, and take their advice and git ‘er done. Don’t skimp on hits in your chaining, don’t miss days just today dream. On the solstice set for June 20th, you’ll feel the tug to get social. Reconnect with your tribe on the game, open up to new friends and opportunities and swim along to see where they take you!
ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)
Could you really be a genius? Yes, yes you could. You’re full of great ideas the first half of the month, so feel free to share them. Get clever and put a guide together, make suggestions on new game concepts, share with your faction some new ways to get ahead, hit the bookie with all your can’t fail genius picks. Be careful though, this doesn’t mean guessing at any of this, this means knowing your stuff and sharing it, not assuming you’re right. Be right and monopolize on it. Come week three, dial it back a notch, reassess what’s going right, and stay there with a measured hand. You could have a great payoff come the end of the month.
TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)
You’re feeling all sorts of productive now, aren’t you?? Get all your best plans together like a punch list and fly right through them. This is a great time to get some short achievable goals under your belt. Close up some of those merits hanging at 90%. For god’s sake, get all your education classes done. Spend the time the first part of the month on all that productivity, collect your rewards, and then kick back after the solstice on the 20th with some social time with your faction, in the forums, or at the poker table. Whatever the light side of Torn is, spend the last week enjoy it for optimum fun times. As Borat might say, is great success!
See you all again in July!
And if there's a Top 5 list you'd like to see, let me know how you want me to rank the Zodiacs! ... Gilly [1261819]
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