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Find out who won our 50th edition megacrossword, what the answers were, and why this month's puzzle isn't as good as usual!
Torn's Crossword has taken a short hiatus over the summer, partially due to the fact that it is too hot to think at the moment, and also because our beloved Crossword genius ArttiIsGod recently caught the dreaded rona. Please send him all your best wishes and Erotic DVDs while he recovers. Get well soon Artt!
While our regular crossword maker is busy dosing himself up with Ivermectin and pulling worms out of his rear, the job of creating the next puzzle falls to me! But first, ArttiIsGod has kindly risen from his sickbed and provided us with the disinfected results of our previous crossword, including news of who won the big prizes from our 50th crossword edition!
Crossword #50 Results
The answer to Crossword #50 was fertile moist oyster egg - what a satisfying combination of words that is. The first person to send in the answer correctly was Kuroyukihime, who wins a Pair of Boxing Gloves! The three randomly selected runner-ups were ahhua, MsExa, and biosterous. These lucky souls will take home five donator packs each. Meanwhile, a whopping seven donator packs are now on their way to Llynie, who provided us with this fully completed and illustrated crossword.
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Crossword #51
Here is this month's crossword as created by yours truly. If it's not as good as Artt's then don't blame me, blame whoever decided to try bat sashimi two years ago.
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CLUES
ACROSS
6.) Formerly known as Choke Me Leslie
9.) One-year-old stat capper
12.) Leslie's face appears on this merch item
13.) Hot Sausage, Grandpappy Never Loved You, and Steve Buscemi's Invisible Mustard Machine belong to this label
15.) Felix now pays $500k less for these since August 3rd
16.) The hardest worker in Torn City
18.) According to the Chronicles, you should wash these before cuddling them
20.) Someone bought up a lot of these in July at inflated prices
21.) Our Lord and Savioury in 2018
23.) Job special that provides 1 extra clip for guns during combat
24.) Bogie is now a meme because of this show
29.) Mr Torn 2021
30.) Their victory earned Rum4nyby $25 billion
31.) Torn's Beer Baron
35.) Cannot be used by Eliminators
37.) Third last in your criminal record
39.) Fixed value of $50 billion recently introduced for this item
DOWN
1.) This September's poultry option
2.) This player sold Forged Through War
3.) Helps you bring back extra plushies
4.) Provides you with a mouth-tingling fizz
5.) Prince of Africa 2021
7.) Legendary racer
8.) New faction tree upgrade unset timer duration in hours
10.) Name of the event that is in no way sponsored or endorsed by Ched or the game and is just an opportunity to meet and have a good time
11.) Side door or rear door? Which way into the ____ ____
14.) One of two radioactive awards
17.) To find this territory, head as far as Kanye's daughter will take you
19.) With fifteen people you can take this over
22.) When Shirley wants you to hurt someone's tummy
25.) Greek philosopher mentioned in the most recent Confessions article
26.) Torn PDA Creator
27.) Crustacean placeholder name in July's Patch Notes
28.) Would make an impression if you punched someone in the temple with it.
32.) Formed in 1935 by the Herzklopfen family
33.) Everyone owns at least one, and the B-52's loved theirs
34.) The red hospital revive option
36.) Oooh, Free Banner Ads. My favourite
38.) Can now be used to help the recipient escape jail
40.) A casino gain. Something that emerges after too much coffee
How to Enter
To enter the crossword competition, you must answer the clues provided, fill in the crossword, and discover the hidden phrase in the numbered grey boxes. Please send the answer and an image of your fully completed crossword to Sugarvalves by the 3rd of September. The title of your message should be Crossword 51 and your mail must contain both your answer and an image of a fully solved crossword to be eligible for a prize.
The first person to send in the correct answer and a fully solved crossword will receive Four Donator Packs. Five randomly selected runner-ups will receive Two Donator Packs. And whoever supplies us with a beautifully completed crossword that we choose to use in the Newspaper next month will take home Three Donator Packs.
Happy solving, and get well soon ArttiIsGod!
While our regular crossword maker is busy dosing himself up with Ivermectin and pulling worms out of his rear, the job of creating the next puzzle falls to me! But first, ArttiIsGod has kindly risen from his sickbed and provided us with the disinfected results of our previous crossword, including news of who won the big prizes from our 50th crossword edition!
Crossword #50 Results
The answer to Crossword #50 was fertile moist oyster egg - what a satisfying combination of words that is. The first person to send in the answer correctly was Kuroyukihime, who wins a Pair of Boxing Gloves! The three randomly selected runner-ups were ahhua, MsExa, and biosterous. These lucky souls will take home five donator packs each. Meanwhile, a whopping seven donator packs are now on their way to Llynie, who provided us with this fully completed and illustrated crossword.
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Crossword #51
Here is this month's crossword as created by yours truly. If it's not as good as Artt's then don't blame me, blame whoever decided to try bat sashimi two years ago.
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CLUES
ACROSS
6.) Formerly known as Choke Me Leslie
9.) One-year-old stat capper
12.) Leslie's face appears on this merch item
13.) Hot Sausage, Grandpappy Never Loved You, and Steve Buscemi's Invisible Mustard Machine belong to this label
15.) Felix now pays $500k less for these since August 3rd
16.) The hardest worker in Torn City
18.) According to the Chronicles, you should wash these before cuddling them
20.) Someone bought up a lot of these in July at inflated prices
21.) Our Lord and Savioury in 2018
23.) Job special that provides 1 extra clip for guns during combat
24.) Bogie is now a meme because of this show
29.) Mr Torn 2021
30.) Their victory earned Rum4nyby $25 billion
31.) Torn's Beer Baron
35.) Cannot be used by Eliminators
37.) Third last in your criminal record
39.) Fixed value of $50 billion recently introduced for this item
DOWN
1.) This September's poultry option
2.) This player sold Forged Through War
3.) Helps you bring back extra plushies
4.) Provides you with a mouth-tingling fizz
5.) Prince of Africa 2021
7.) Legendary racer
8.) New faction tree upgrade unset timer duration in hours
10.) Name of the event that is in no way sponsored or endorsed by Ched or the game and is just an opportunity to meet and have a good time
11.) Side door or rear door? Which way into the ____ ____
14.) One of two radioactive awards
17.) To find this territory, head as far as Kanye's daughter will take you
19.) With fifteen people you can take this over
22.) When Shirley wants you to hurt someone's tummy
25.) Greek philosopher mentioned in the most recent Confessions article
26.) Torn PDA Creator
27.) Crustacean placeholder name in July's Patch Notes
28.) Would make an impression if you punched someone in the temple with it.
32.) Formed in 1935 by the Herzklopfen family
33.) Everyone owns at least one, and the B-52's loved theirs
34.) The red hospital revive option
36.) Oooh, Free Banner Ads. My favourite
38.) Can now be used to help the recipient escape jail
40.) A casino gain. Something that emerges after too much coffee
How to Enter
To enter the crossword competition, you must answer the clues provided, fill in the crossword, and discover the hidden phrase in the numbered grey boxes. Please send the answer and an image of your fully completed crossword to Sugarvalves by the 3rd of September. The title of your message should be Crossword 51 and your mail must contain both your answer and an image of a fully solved crossword to be eligible for a prize.
The first person to send in the correct answer and a fully solved crossword will receive Four Donator Packs. Five randomly selected runner-ups will receive Two Donator Packs. And whoever supplies us with a beautifully completed crossword that we choose to use in the Newspaper next month will take home Three Donator Packs.
Happy solving, and get well soon ArttiIsGod!
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