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Is this the month you hit a stat goal, master the stock market, or that your spouse dashes your hopes of that final merit? See what the stars have to say about your game in this month's Tornology
August: Is it a time for love or war? Will you make a billion in networth, or hit a million in stats? Will you be free to make use of Beer Day, or will you drown your sorrows elsewhere?
If you are wondering what the stars have in store for you, then take a look at your Torn horoscope below to see what to do, what to keep an eye on, and what to avoid as we enter the month of August.
LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)
It’s your month Leo! The season of the lion has arrived and you are all full of productivity and passion. Rawr. This is the month to make that cash, especially through the 16th when you’re in money-magnet Venus mode. Ride that stock market, making moves every day. Hit that Bullish merit, and maybe even Diamond Hands! You also have a new moon and a full moon working in your favor. With the new moon on the 8th you’ll be the center of attention, so find something you want to share or something you want to be heard - or at least look great while doing it. And with the full moon on the 22nd, you should make moves with a new spouse or new faction for just the right fit.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)
You’re a mere 3 weeks from Virgo season, so for now, sit back, relax, and rejuvenate, because you’re going to need it. For the first week just keep yourself from spiraling out, because it will pass. You’ll recover from that poker loss, that race loss, that wall loss, and things will look up. Keep your notebook ready, and get your plans in order, write down any of your big ideas. I can tell already, you have grand ideas percolating for Elimination next month, and now is the time to plot it all out, get everything set up, and tie up loose ends on all your current projects so that next month you can concentrate on dominating the game.
LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 23)
Your social cycle that started on the 22nd last month just keeps rolling along. You don’t even need to go searching for the fun and action, it comes to you. So whether your fun in this game is racing, gambling, or warring, or even just being a forum troll, this month you should find your bliss easily - so relish in it! And get it while it lasts, because by the last week of the month your energy will shift into planning and focus mode, so get all your play time in now, making hay while the sun shines.
SCORPIO (OCT 24 - NOV 21)
Ooooo, ahhhh… who is that incredibly determined, capable, and reliable player over there, doing so well?? OMG, it’s YOU! You are in high effort and achievement mode through the 22nd. Everyone sees you doing great, checking off your to-do’s this month, watching your stats grow, your racing skill improving, and your company growing. Work hard this month and you will be properly admired for it. Show some leadership and you will be followed on your good path by those you count as game friends. The last week of the month you switch into a real social mode. Maybe start your plans with friends on how best to tackle next month’s Elimination.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)
With the sun blazing, and you in your adventurous 9thhouse for the first 3 weeks, August should be an action-packed gaming month. This means you should think about playing all facets of the game. Branch out and do some of the things you usually don’t. Are you missing travel merits? Travel! Are you a penny pincher? Try out the casino! Are you a fighter? Try reviving! You’re no dummy, you get it, just try something new in the game. Get a full idea of what others like most and give it a whirl. Make some power moves and reap the benefits so you end up getting the most out of this game.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
August is about you and your inner circle, Capricorn. Last month you evaluated all your game plans and game ties, and now is the time to solidify them and your place in the game. Now is the time to make positive, advantageous moves forward. Keep your focus narrow on what you want, without distraction from the dead weight you cut last month. Make sure those you like in the game know you appreciate them and you’ll come away with strong allies you may have to rely on next month. And if you’ve been holding onto any game-positive boosters, like books, or SEs, or special trinkets, now is an awesome time to use them.
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)
It’s relationship season for you, Aquarius, so buckle up. One way to interpret this is that you should put up a new witty and charming personals ad, but it also means it's time to get in tighter with your friends, your faction, and your alliances. Be present and engaging in the forums, in chat, and in discord. Be a bridge builder instead of a burner. Pay attention to who is and who isn’t pulling their weight, because you need to know who is helping and who is holding you back. Glom on to who is giving the good stock advice, and to the gurus with the solid plans for growing your stats or networth. Stick with those forces and the game is yours this month.
PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)
It’s back-to-school season for you this year, Pisces! And that means it’s time to get your act together, and focus your energy on your everyday routines and action plans. You know, deep down inside, that if you planned your day right you could get that 3rd Xanax in. You know you can! It just takes the extra preparation and the courage to stick to a routine. You can do it little fishy, we have faith in you. And once you get there, with just three weeks of consistent routine, you will see it helps you sail through the next six months, during which you’ll see positive results along the way. That 1st place elimination finish is all yours... if you want it.
ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)
That ball of energy that kicked in the last week of July just keeps glowing bright, and you’re all about getting things done the first 3 weeks. Keep doing what you’re doing and enjoying your gameplay because it’s all moving in the right direction. If you’re playing with lots of money, try to get all your positive windfalls wrapped up and safely banked before the 19th, when you fall into the less than financially stable Uranus retrograde. Then, make sure you spend the last week of the month cooling down and enjoying all the rewards you’ve spent the last couple months amassing. Because all work and no play makes Aries a dull ram.
TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)
Home is where the action is for most of this month, Taurus. Solidify your roots in the game now, and make sure your home and your faction are right where you want to be. Set up your game for comfort and enjoyable gameplay. You’ve been so focused on winning, make sure you’re also having as much fun as you can too… it is a game after all! Soak up quality time with those you play with daily. This isn’t a one-man game, and now is a great time to keep your network strong. The last week of the month you’ll get a great burst of energy to get out there and play, and that should carry you through Elimination - as long as you have that home foundation strong under your feet.
GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUN 21)
You are in your fun, social, summery element right now Gemini! This is what you're loving about the game right now; all the high activity, the new changes that have made the game a bit fresher, with new challenges afoot and plenty of things to learn. Let your creativity and talents lead you to clever levels of gameplay. Stocks 3.0 have nothing on you. Rackets? You see some clever moves to make, so work with your faction to get them done. Teamwork is totally in your favor right now, as you should share the risk whenever you can, and let any bold moves be mutual and not just on you.
CANCER (JUN 22 - JUL 22)
You’re coming off a whirlwind of a birthday month Cancer, and it’s time to settle into your groove. Less is more and you should think quality, not quantity. Think long-term gains instead of short-term victories. Find a natural rhythm to your gameplay, so you’re signing in at regular times, entering that long race before you go to bed, making those bets with fair notice, and checking in with friends and teammates on the regular. You may find that your industrious efforts are building an unexpected skill that will pay off later in unexpected ways. Awesome investment news may also provide dividends with the full moon on the 22nd, so focus your energy on that, and close out your month with a shift into a social mood – hopefully gearing up for next month’s Elimination event.
Have a great month, and see you back here in September with an all new Tornology to guide you through!
If you are wondering what the stars have in store for you, then take a look at your Torn horoscope below to see what to do, what to keep an eye on, and what to avoid as we enter the month of August.
LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)
It’s your month Leo! The season of the lion has arrived and you are all full of productivity and passion. Rawr. This is the month to make that cash, especially through the 16th when you’re in money-magnet Venus mode. Ride that stock market, making moves every day. Hit that Bullish merit, and maybe even Diamond Hands! You also have a new moon and a full moon working in your favor. With the new moon on the 8th you’ll be the center of attention, so find something you want to share or something you want to be heard - or at least look great while doing it. And with the full moon on the 22nd, you should make moves with a new spouse or new faction for just the right fit.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)
You’re a mere 3 weeks from Virgo season, so for now, sit back, relax, and rejuvenate, because you’re going to need it. For the first week just keep yourself from spiraling out, because it will pass. You’ll recover from that poker loss, that race loss, that wall loss, and things will look up. Keep your notebook ready, and get your plans in order, write down any of your big ideas. I can tell already, you have grand ideas percolating for Elimination next month, and now is the time to plot it all out, get everything set up, and tie up loose ends on all your current projects so that next month you can concentrate on dominating the game.
LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 23)
Your social cycle that started on the 22nd last month just keeps rolling along. You don’t even need to go searching for the fun and action, it comes to you. So whether your fun in this game is racing, gambling, or warring, or even just being a forum troll, this month you should find your bliss easily - so relish in it! And get it while it lasts, because by the last week of the month your energy will shift into planning and focus mode, so get all your play time in now, making hay while the sun shines.
SCORPIO (OCT 24 - NOV 21)
Ooooo, ahhhh… who is that incredibly determined, capable, and reliable player over there, doing so well?? OMG, it’s YOU! You are in high effort and achievement mode through the 22nd. Everyone sees you doing great, checking off your to-do’s this month, watching your stats grow, your racing skill improving, and your company growing. Work hard this month and you will be properly admired for it. Show some leadership and you will be followed on your good path by those you count as game friends. The last week of the month you switch into a real social mode. Maybe start your plans with friends on how best to tackle next month’s Elimination.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)
With the sun blazing, and you in your adventurous 9thhouse for the first 3 weeks, August should be an action-packed gaming month. This means you should think about playing all facets of the game. Branch out and do some of the things you usually don’t. Are you missing travel merits? Travel! Are you a penny pincher? Try out the casino! Are you a fighter? Try reviving! You’re no dummy, you get it, just try something new in the game. Get a full idea of what others like most and give it a whirl. Make some power moves and reap the benefits so you end up getting the most out of this game.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
August is about you and your inner circle, Capricorn. Last month you evaluated all your game plans and game ties, and now is the time to solidify them and your place in the game. Now is the time to make positive, advantageous moves forward. Keep your focus narrow on what you want, without distraction from the dead weight you cut last month. Make sure those you like in the game know you appreciate them and you’ll come away with strong allies you may have to rely on next month. And if you’ve been holding onto any game-positive boosters, like books, or SEs, or special trinkets, now is an awesome time to use them.
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)
It’s relationship season for you, Aquarius, so buckle up. One way to interpret this is that you should put up a new witty and charming personals ad, but it also means it's time to get in tighter with your friends, your faction, and your alliances. Be present and engaging in the forums, in chat, and in discord. Be a bridge builder instead of a burner. Pay attention to who is and who isn’t pulling their weight, because you need to know who is helping and who is holding you back. Glom on to who is giving the good stock advice, and to the gurus with the solid plans for growing your stats or networth. Stick with those forces and the game is yours this month.
PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)
It’s back-to-school season for you this year, Pisces! And that means it’s time to get your act together, and focus your energy on your everyday routines and action plans. You know, deep down inside, that if you planned your day right you could get that 3rd Xanax in. You know you can! It just takes the extra preparation and the courage to stick to a routine. You can do it little fishy, we have faith in you. And once you get there, with just three weeks of consistent routine, you will see it helps you sail through the next six months, during which you’ll see positive results along the way. That 1st place elimination finish is all yours... if you want it.
ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)
That ball of energy that kicked in the last week of July just keeps glowing bright, and you’re all about getting things done the first 3 weeks. Keep doing what you’re doing and enjoying your gameplay because it’s all moving in the right direction. If you’re playing with lots of money, try to get all your positive windfalls wrapped up and safely banked before the 19th, when you fall into the less than financially stable Uranus retrograde. Then, make sure you spend the last week of the month cooling down and enjoying all the rewards you’ve spent the last couple months amassing. Because all work and no play makes Aries a dull ram.
TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)
Home is where the action is for most of this month, Taurus. Solidify your roots in the game now, and make sure your home and your faction are right where you want to be. Set up your game for comfort and enjoyable gameplay. You’ve been so focused on winning, make sure you’re also having as much fun as you can too… it is a game after all! Soak up quality time with those you play with daily. This isn’t a one-man game, and now is a great time to keep your network strong. The last week of the month you’ll get a great burst of energy to get out there and play, and that should carry you through Elimination - as long as you have that home foundation strong under your feet.
GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUN 21)
You are in your fun, social, summery element right now Gemini! This is what you're loving about the game right now; all the high activity, the new changes that have made the game a bit fresher, with new challenges afoot and plenty of things to learn. Let your creativity and talents lead you to clever levels of gameplay. Stocks 3.0 have nothing on you. Rackets? You see some clever moves to make, so work with your faction to get them done. Teamwork is totally in your favor right now, as you should share the risk whenever you can, and let any bold moves be mutual and not just on you.
CANCER (JUN 22 - JUL 22)
You’re coming off a whirlwind of a birthday month Cancer, and it’s time to settle into your groove. Less is more and you should think quality, not quantity. Think long-term gains instead of short-term victories. Find a natural rhythm to your gameplay, so you’re signing in at regular times, entering that long race before you go to bed, making those bets with fair notice, and checking in with friends and teammates on the regular. You may find that your industrious efforts are building an unexpected skill that will pay off later in unexpected ways. Awesome investment news may also provide dividends with the full moon on the 22nd, so focus your energy on that, and close out your month with a shift into a social mood – hopefully gearing up for next month’s Elimination event.
Have a great month, and see you back here in September with an all new Tornology to guide you through!
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