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Your September Tornology

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Get your game face on. Should you participate in Elimination? Hit the stock market? Bury your head in the sand? Only the Fates can tell you! Read your September Tornology to find out!
It’s a new month, and there are planets flying here and there, stars aligning, and houses burning. Are you wondering if you’ll come through this month (and Elimination) unscathed? Will you be victorious, or just settle for winning elsewhere in the game? Are you wondering what the stars have in store for you this September? Take a look at your Torn horoscope below to see what to do, what to keep an eye on, and what to avoid this September.


VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)



Happy birthday season Virgo! The Sun is with you until September 22nd, and energizer Mars until the 14th, so you are all power, charisma, and confidence this month. Fancy leading an elimination team? Throw your name in the hat as the stars are in your favor. Go big or go home – if you’re not leading, you should try to become a top hitter and enjoy the ensuing merit. And while you’re hitting, try switching up your weapons to get as much as you can to 100% experience, and it will be a month well spent. One last note… when Mercury turns retrograde in your money sector from September 27to October 18, you’ll definitely want to hold off on overspending – keep that in mind come Tourism day!

LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 22)



Too much fun last month means you're not quite ready to return to the grind yet, are you, Libra? It’s all good. You’ve got cosmic clearance to either rest up for the first three weeks of the month or spend it whooping ass before you have to settle back into game-growth mode. With the Sun is in Virgo and your twelfth house of healing through the 22nd, this is your “sleepy month”. No matter your path, keep it chill and fun. The full moon on the 20th will spotlight your administrative sixth house - a great day for a major cleanup. Out with the old so you can make way for new things. A quick end-of-the-month caution, however: with Mercury, the planet of communication, technology, and contracts, turning retrograde in your sign from September 27 to October 18, hold off on big trades or mergers until Halloween.

SCORPIO (OCT 23 - NOV 21)



Summon the Scorpio squad! You were meant for the Elimination Challenge as the skies usher in a social start to the new season with the Sun in Virgo and your eleventh house of group activity until September 22. There are lots of opportunities to collaborate in Elimination and the game in general. And with go-getter Mars also in Virgo for the first half of September, any duos (or trios or more…) are sure to be dynamic, so maybe set up an elite kill squad of your own inside the competition. You might even get your flirt on in September, as on the 20th the full moon beams into your fifth house of romance. After 3 weeks of all this fun, downshift with the autumn equinox to set your game back to priority mode, and stay away from anything too binding through retrograde starting on the 27th.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)



Time to make some moves, Sagittarius! The Sun is in Virgo and your tenth house of career and success through the 22nd. This is always a productive and prosperous time, so spend it at the poker tables, casino, and stock market, but with the presence of warrior Mars through the 14th, you might want to go beast mode in Elimination as well. As exciting as this sounds, things could still take a minute to gel because all five of the slow-moving outer planets are retrograde this month, so be less bullheaded, accept democracy over dictatorship, and allow for a slower pace to hit your goals. With Mercury, the planet of communication, technology, and contracts turning retrograde on the 27th, expect a few plot twists with Elimination alliances (as if you would expect any other way).

CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)



Keep the adventures going, Capricorn! Summer doesn’t officially end until the fall equinox on the 22nd, so squeeze in some Elimination fun, especially while courageous Mars is in Virgo through September 14. After the 22nd, you’ll take a more measured pace since the Sun will move into Libra and your structured tenth house - the zodiac zone ruled by Capricorn. You’ll feel more like yourself now, settling back into regular gameplay, but you know you liked your walk on the wild side. Evaluate your plans through a sensible lens at the end of the month with Mercury, the planet of communication, technology, and contracts, turning retrograde on the 27th, and delay any crucial decisions until Halloween if possible.

AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)



For most of this month you’re in “focus mode.” The Sun is in Virgo and your private eighth house until September 22. You may have mergers on your mind or some sort of a joint business venture. Accelerator Mars is also around until the 14th making you feel more motivated and pressured around money or any kind of permanent joining of forces. As the very independent Aquarius you are, this is not something you do lightly, and you’ll get help with that when the Sun moves into Libra and your visionary ninth house on the 22nd helping you take a wide-angle view of everything. With Mercury, the planet of communication turning retrograde on the 27th, you’ll need to be extra careful about what you say, send and post in the forum. Watch that vipers tongue Aquarius!

PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)



Put your foot down and stay the course, Pisces. The Sun is traveling through the most commitment-oriented parts of your chart, helping you to make plans and stick with them. With the Sun in Virgo until the 22nd, it’s a time of bonding, mutual cooperation, and respect. Sounds like a perfect alignment of your stars for a banner Elimination competition – just be aware of any misunderstandings, and quickly clean up as they emerge. During Virgo season, the Sun is at its farthest point in the sky from your zodiac sign, which leaves you a bit more tired, so lean on your team – a great way to learn who does and doesn’t have your back. After Elimination it’s time to chill with all five of the slow-moving outer planets in retrograde this month.

ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)



A busy Aries is a happy Aries, and September’s Elimination competition and Tourism Day give you ways to stay in motion. Take advantage and enjoy! When the Sun’s rays point directly at your sixth house of health, tasks, and organization on the 22nd, make that to-do list, fire up your fall training schedule, and rebalance your game plan. Got some unfinished business to clear up? Get to it. All five of the outer planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto) are all still retrograde, making this a month to pull back, evaluate our big-picture plans, and course-correct. When Mercury joins the retrograde brigade on the 27th, you’ll want to set all the records straight and recalibrate your bonds. Clear up any confusion or conflict with friends or team members to get back on track.

TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)



Enjoy a good competition, anyone? With the Sun in Virgo and your playful fifth house until September 22, you’re ready for the twists and turns of Elimination alliances and bloodshed. Swim against the tide, keep the energy high and enjoy it to the fullest. A group effort could soar at the September 20 Pisces full moon, which means you could definitely be on the winning Elimination team this time – hellooooo merit! On the 22nd, the fall equinox brings balance back and ushers in Libra season. If you’ve had a little too much fun over the past three weeks, fear not: The next month is all about getting back on track. Keep this side of things measured too, though, as with Mercury turning retrograde on the 27th, you have all the more reason to take things one careful step at a time.

GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUN 20)



Power down a bit, Gemini. While the rest of the game is in Elimination frenzy, craft a different reentry pathway than everyone else and ease your way into the competition - if you’re even into it this year. Hunting for a new place to put down roots? This new moon may just hand you the keys to your next destination. Taking a more meandering pace is a good idea for other cosmic reasons too. All of the outer planets are in retrograde this month with Mercury joining on the 27th. It’s a better time to course-correct than to start something new. Wrap up unfinished business and tweak your plans so you can finish out the last quarter of 2021 strong.

CANCER (JUN 21 - JUL 22)



September’s like a reverse mullet for you, Cancer: party in the front, business in the back! The Sun is in Virgo and your social third house until the 22nd, joined by warrior Mars through the 14th. You are prepped and ready to dominate in this year’s Elimination competition. The September 6 new moon, all about sparking connections, means you’ll likely be on the team best suited for you too. When the fall equinox arrives on the 22nd, trade-in your Combat Boots for fuzzy slippers, because you’ll want to spend the next four weeks comfy in your faction, avoiding the perils of the Mercury retrograde September 27 to October 18. Recalibrate as needed, especially around key relationships. Get your alliances on track, and you’ll be in good shape before the year ends.

LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)



It’s serious game time Leo! The first three weeks of September are a time to slip on that Liquid Body Armor and get down to business. With the Sun circulating through your second house of work, money, and routines through the 22nd, you can take on Elimination while still managing the market, your company, and your improving CE levels. And since energizer Mars is also in Virgo until the 14th, the stars are revving up your revenue streams! A full moon on September 20 could bring a large lump sum or an investment opportunity, or an alliance or joint venture could also turn uber-official. But don’t rush into anything binding before you’re ready, as all five of the outer planets are in slowed-down retrograde with Mercury joining the retrograde on the 27th, messing with clear communications, meaning that plans could get scrambled if they are not perfectly clear.

Have a great month, and see you back here in September with an all-new Tornology to guide you through the post-Elimination haze!


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