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Find out how you can win a Halloween Mask and other s**ttier prizes by taking part in Duke's Parcel Giveaway!
Duke's Parcel Giveaway has returned and will run for the duration of October 31st. To take part, all you have to do is send Duke a certain sum of money between 00:00 and 23:59 on Hallowe'en. If you send him the correct amount, you will receive a parcel containing a random item, and you can repeat the process roughly every six hours to receive a maximum of four parcels during the event.
The exact amount of money you must send Duke is a secret, but he always gives us a clue as to how much it is. Here's what the saucy old bastard has told us this time:
"I ain't realize he came home that long ago Duke remembers seein it like it were yesterday i was wearin a real short pair of jean shorts cause Duke looked good back then like real good like smokin hot i got the pictures to prove it but you ain't wanna see em they're real nasty. What is this for anyway? Oh the damn giveaway okay. I mean its friggin Halloween how many numbers are there to guess? Like three? Figure it out for ya selves."
Some parts of Duke's clue may be more useful than others, but you'll have to use your judgement as to which comments are actually relevant. As Shirley said, there are only a few Hallowe'en themed numbers, and someone will post it on the forums as soon as they've figured it out. You should receive a parcel roughly 15 minutes after sending Duke the correct cash amount, so if you haven't got one by then, feel free to try again.
The quality of your parcel's contents may vary, with Erotic DVDs, Laptops, and the odd Stat Enhancer mixed in among the Soccer Balls, SEDs, and Snowboards. But this particular parcel giveaway has an extra bonus element added to it. If you send Duke the correct amount, you will also be entered into our Halloween Mask draw.
Pictured: Where you're heading if you win, you big winner you.
250 Halloween Masks are produced each year to be handed out via Community Events and contests. We cannot tell you the identity of the horror character depicted in this year's mask yet because we're still deciding between two very good options, but we know you'll like them whichever one we choose. You can win a Halloween Mask by placing in one of our Community Events, the Torn Crossword, the Torn Wordsearch, or the Facebook contest we'll be running on October 31st.
But if you can't be arsed with any of that, simply taking part in Duke's Parcel Giveaway will give you a chance to receive a mask once they are produced. As soon as Duke has the masks in his possession, he will comb through his parcel logs and send masks out at random to those who received a gift from him on the 31st of October. Only players who have received a parcel will be considered, so spamming Duke with the correct amount of cash hundreds of times will do nothing but make him extremely wealthy.
And speaking of extremely wealthy, if you want to enter our Hallowe'en auctions you still have time, as they were posted slightly too late and therefore have a couple more days to run. Tiny's Devil Toy is the pick of the loot in terms of rarity, with this Extremely Rare item currently on a highest bid of just over $1bn. Next up we have a pair of Jack-O-Lantern '05's. These Very Rare items are going for $80-100 million at the time of writing.
Fernando is also selling a Welding Helmet, an item that comes under the Rare category and is presently subject to a highest bid of $4bn. Fernando also has a Pitchfork for sale under the Limited category, and this item is priced at $100m so far. The last item up for auction is Tiny's Golden Broomstick, an Uncommon item that is has attracted a highest bid of just $3.2 million so far.
If you wish to find any of these items at the Auction House, they are all scheduled to end around lunchtime on Tuesday.
tl;dr: Duke's Parcel Giveaway runs for the duration of the 31st of October.
The exact amount of money you must send Duke is a secret, but he always gives us a clue as to how much it is. Here's what the saucy old bastard has told us this time:
"I ain't realize he came home that long ago Duke remembers seein it like it were yesterday i was wearin a real short pair of jean shorts cause Duke looked good back then like real good like smokin hot i got the pictures to prove it but you ain't wanna see em they're real nasty. What is this for anyway? Oh the damn giveaway okay. I mean its friggin Halloween how many numbers are there to guess? Like three? Figure it out for ya selves."
Some parts of Duke's clue may be more useful than others, but you'll have to use your judgement as to which comments are actually relevant. As Shirley said, there are only a few Hallowe'en themed numbers, and someone will post it on the forums as soon as they've figured it out. You should receive a parcel roughly 15 minutes after sending Duke the correct cash amount, so if you haven't got one by then, feel free to try again.
The quality of your parcel's contents may vary, with Erotic DVDs, Laptops, and the odd Stat Enhancer mixed in among the Soccer Balls, SEDs, and Snowboards. But this particular parcel giveaway has an extra bonus element added to it. If you send Duke the correct amount, you will also be entered into our Halloween Mask draw.
Pictured: Where you're heading if you win, you big winner you.
250 Halloween Masks are produced each year to be handed out via Community Events and contests. We cannot tell you the identity of the horror character depicted in this year's mask yet because we're still deciding between two very good options, but we know you'll like them whichever one we choose. You can win a Halloween Mask by placing in one of our Community Events, the Torn Crossword, the Torn Wordsearch, or the Facebook contest we'll be running on October 31st.
But if you can't be arsed with any of that, simply taking part in Duke's Parcel Giveaway will give you a chance to receive a mask once they are produced. As soon as Duke has the masks in his possession, he will comb through his parcel logs and send masks out at random to those who received a gift from him on the 31st of October. Only players who have received a parcel will be considered, so spamming Duke with the correct amount of cash hundreds of times will do nothing but make him extremely wealthy.
And speaking of extremely wealthy, if you want to enter our Hallowe'en auctions you still have time, as they were posted slightly too late and therefore have a couple more days to run. Tiny's Devil Toy is the pick of the loot in terms of rarity, with this Extremely Rare item currently on a highest bid of just over $1bn. Next up we have a pair of Jack-O-Lantern '05's. These Very Rare items are going for $80-100 million at the time of writing.
Fernando is also selling a Welding Helmet, an item that comes under the Rare category and is presently subject to a highest bid of $4bn. Fernando also has a Pitchfork for sale under the Limited category, and this item is priced at $100m so far. The last item up for auction is Tiny's Golden Broomstick, an Uncommon item that is has attracted a highest bid of just $3.2 million so far.
If you wish to find any of these items at the Auction House, they are all scheduled to end around lunchtime on Tuesday.
tl;dr: Duke's Parcel Giveaway runs for the duration of the 31st of October.
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