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Triple candy bonus imminent with Diabetes Day set to return on November 13th. Find out how to use the event, which candies to buy, and how many sweet song lyrics one man can fit into a single article.
Sugar, are we going down swinging? Yes, because World Diabetes Day returns to Torn from the 13th to the 15th of November. Pour some sugar on me and take me to the candy shop!
Sweets For My Sweet
World Diabetes Day runs from noon on the 13th to noon on the 15th, providing a triple boost to the happiness effects of all candy items, all the way from 25 happy Extra Strong mints through to 250 happy Birthday Cupcakes - my sweet lord, that's a lot of happiness! The amount of happy you possess affects your chance of success during crimes, making World Diabetes Day a great time to munch some jawbreakers and get sugar skinned, my candy crime.
But some of you might be thinking please, Sugarvalves, gimme something sweet, 'cause I don't wanna be bad. And to that, I'd say get your Sweet Fanny Adams to the gym, because happiness also affects how much you gain when training your stats. Many players like to combine Xanax and Ecstasy along with Candy or Erotic DVDs to achieve a happy jump, which will help you maximize your happiness at the point of training, thus improving your gains - because a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Sugar For My Honey
You can find plenty of instructions on how to achieve a Happy Jump in the Tutorials and Guides section. But if you want to combine your gains with the achievement of an honour bar, you can do no better than Sky's Ecstatic Guide published last year. The Ecstatic honor is given to players who achieve the maximum amount of 99,999 happy, and Sky's step-by-step tutorial tells you exactly how to achieve this during World Diabetes Day.
The only important thing that's changed since the guide was published is the price of the items involved. How sweet it is that every single one of the candies mentioned has dropped in price over the past year. In 2021, it looks like Bags of Sherbet offer the best value out of all the 150 happy candies, whereas last year it was Pixie Sticks. Personally, I'll still be using the former, as I love you, sugar kane, a-coming from the rain.
If right now you're thinking "I want candy", then here is a list of all the happiness-producing items we recommend for use in conjunction with Sky's guide:
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Easter Eggs are also affected by this bonus event, but unless you have spares, or you're using some kind of blood sugar sex magik to make them cheaper, the only one we'd recommend using is the 250 happy Golden Egg. Please note that these prices were correct as of the 10th of November. Candy values haven't increased as early as they usually do this year, but in recent days we have seen a small rise.
The prices quoted above are based on Item Market valuations. If you're broke you can always try and pick up a few cheap candies from Sally's Sweet Shop while they're in stock. Candies that produce just 25 happy can be bought for as low as $10 each - my boy lollipop, you make my heart go giddyup.
Your First Sweet Kiss Thrilled Me So
Can't be bothered buying candy? Then sweet dreams are made of this: 9,600 Birthday Cupcakes and 2,400 Strippograms will spawn during Torn's Anniversary event on the 15th of November.
Birthday Cupcakes provide 250 happiness each, and Strippogram Vouchers can be used to sling 2,500 happiness towards any other player, with zero cooldown added! Cupcakes have a percentage chance to spawn on the City Map close to Sally's Sweet Shop during the 24 hours of the 15th of November. Strippograms will spawn during the same time over in the Red Light District. Both of these items will only have a chance to spawn every 15 minutes for players who are above level 5 and who have been online within the previous 6 hours.
So, sweet child o' mine, make sure you're sitting around all day, like kombucha mushroom people, and logging in consistently during Torn's anniversary if you want a chance at receiving some free happy items. I wouldn't lie to you. You're my butterfly, my sugar, baby.
tl;dr: World Diabetes Day provides 3x usual candy effects from 12:00 13th - 12:00 15th.
tl;dr2: Cupcakes and Strippograms will spawn on the City Map for some lucky souls during Torn's anniversary on the 15th.
Sweets For My Sweet
World Diabetes Day runs from noon on the 13th to noon on the 15th, providing a triple boost to the happiness effects of all candy items, all the way from 25 happy Extra Strong mints through to 250 happy Birthday Cupcakes - my sweet lord, that's a lot of happiness! The amount of happy you possess affects your chance of success during crimes, making World Diabetes Day a great time to munch some jawbreakers and get sugar skinned, my candy crime.
But some of you might be thinking please, Sugarvalves, gimme something sweet, 'cause I don't wanna be bad. And to that, I'd say get your Sweet Fanny Adams to the gym, because happiness also affects how much you gain when training your stats. Many players like to combine Xanax and Ecstasy along with Candy or Erotic DVDs to achieve a happy jump, which will help you maximize your happiness at the point of training, thus improving your gains - because a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Sugar For My Honey
You can find plenty of instructions on how to achieve a Happy Jump in the Tutorials and Guides section. But if you want to combine your gains with the achievement of an honour bar, you can do no better than Sky's Ecstatic Guide published last year. The Ecstatic honor is given to players who achieve the maximum amount of 99,999 happy, and Sky's step-by-step tutorial tells you exactly how to achieve this during World Diabetes Day.
The only important thing that's changed since the guide was published is the price of the items involved. How sweet it is that every single one of the candies mentioned has dropped in price over the past year. In 2021, it looks like Bags of Sherbet offer the best value out of all the 150 happy candies, whereas last year it was Pixie Sticks. Personally, I'll still be using the former, as I love you, sugar kane, a-coming from the rain.
If right now you're thinking "I want candy", then here is a list of all the happiness-producing items we recommend for use in conjunction with Sky's guide:
Larger Link
Easter Eggs are also affected by this bonus event, but unless you have spares, or you're using some kind of blood sugar sex magik to make them cheaper, the only one we'd recommend using is the 250 happy Golden Egg. Please note that these prices were correct as of the 10th of November. Candy values haven't increased as early as they usually do this year, but in recent days we have seen a small rise.
The prices quoted above are based on Item Market valuations. If you're broke you can always try and pick up a few cheap candies from Sally's Sweet Shop while they're in stock. Candies that produce just 25 happy can be bought for as low as $10 each - my boy lollipop, you make my heart go giddyup.
Your First Sweet Kiss Thrilled Me So
Can't be bothered buying candy? Then sweet dreams are made of this: 9,600 Birthday Cupcakes and 2,400 Strippograms will spawn during Torn's Anniversary event on the 15th of November.
Birthday Cupcakes provide 250 happiness each, and Strippogram Vouchers can be used to sling 2,500 happiness towards any other player, with zero cooldown added! Cupcakes have a percentage chance to spawn on the City Map close to Sally's Sweet Shop during the 24 hours of the 15th of November. Strippograms will spawn during the same time over in the Red Light District. Both of these items will only have a chance to spawn every 15 minutes for players who are above level 5 and who have been online within the previous 6 hours.
So, sweet child o' mine, make sure you're sitting around all day, like kombucha mushroom people, and logging in consistently during Torn's anniversary if you want a chance at receiving some free happy items. I wouldn't lie to you. You're my butterfly, my sugar, baby.
tl;dr: World Diabetes Day provides 3x usual candy effects from 12:00 13th - 12:00 15th.
tl;dr2: Cupcakes and Strippograms will spawn on the City Map for some lucky souls during Torn's anniversary on the 15th.
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