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What does the new year have in store for your game play? Will the stars help or hinder as you plot your course through Torn? Find out in this month's Tornology - your Torn horoscope!
It’s a fresh new year, but who knows what's in store for you during 2022? The stars, that's who! Our celestial overlords are here to advise you on health, wealth, and the rest, and you'd be wise to pay heed to if you wish to enjoy a prosperous twelve months. So without further ado, let's see what the stars have to say about your gameplay in this month's Tornology!
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
It’s January, Capricorn, and this month is all about you. You’re in a good mood and the new moon on the 2nd sets the pace for a full-strength you, tapping into your desire to change up your game for the better. With Venus in retrograde, you’ll be wanting to trim your contact list of annoying people, which is great for your concentration, goal setting, and the addition of new perspectives from players who will help you forward your game. Try not to piss anyone off too much in the middle of the month though, otherwise, you'll suffer travel delays, bounties, and general slander. Block those people now to save yourself the interruptions, because the ability to focus will be great for Awareness week starting on the 18th. Here’s to finding an SE!
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)
Welcome to 2022, Aquarius! I’m not saying Happy New Year to you though, because your new year actually begins in February, with the time before then best spent wrapping up the previous year before your birthday season begins. You’re a brilliant air sign known for bringing everyone along with you to a win, but you're terrible at responding to PMs and DMs, so clear up all the little business this month and leave bigger moves for later. Avoid warring or Russian Roulette until after the full moon on the 17th, otherwise, you'll end up in the hospital. For the first three weeks of January, the Sun is in Capricorn and your restful twelfth house. Choose this time to make faction changes, as the second half of the month is when the karmic north node enters Taurus and your domestic zone for the first time since 2004.
PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)
Pandemic or not, you’re coming into 2022 hot, Pisces. After nearly two years in and out of your cocoon, the stars are welcoming you back into the competitive side of the game. Friends! Factions! Visibility! With lucky Jupiter returned to Pisces since December 28—and here until May 10—make sure you're spending your daily casino tokens and hitting the bookie and poker tables. We also predict you'll stumble upon some goodies during awareness week due to your increased luck this month! There is a cosmic confab in Capricorn and your collaborative eleventh house, but the karmic north node is moving into Pisces and your community zone, so keep an eye out for powerful new allies who could open doors or change your game in profitable ways. Stay open to people who are complementary rather than the same, especially if they challenge you to see things in new ways!
ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)
The first month of 2022 is goal-driven as a cluster of cosmic players commune in Capricorn. With your ambitious tenth house on fire from hosting the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Pluto, you have no intention of letting any new game variants get in your way. The January 2nd new moon adds rocket fuel to your intentions, but be careful, as with harmonizer Venus retrograde in Capricorn until January 29, and Mercury retrograde adding in on the 14th, you must remember to treat others well and communicate CLEARLY as you rise to the top, or you may find yourself targeted for revenge. Despite scrambled signals from both Mercury and Venus, your financial picture is great this month, especially after the 18th, so keep an eye on the stock market, and the city map, (and maybe the slots jackpot) and look to come out of January richer than you went in.
TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)
You may be one of the most leisurely signs in the zodiac, Taurus, but the year begins full-on for you. With innovator Uranus waking, your associates will be looking to you for novel approaches to wars and investments. Not only is there a ton of cosmic action in Capricorn and your enterprising ninth house, but the karmic north node will arrive in your sign on January 18, so if you’ve been leading and behaving well the first half of the month, you should reap the rewards. But with both Venus and Mercury in retrograde the second half of the month, there may be moments when you feel like nobody’s listening to you. Stay calm, and it will all come together. Set some short or long-term mutes to guard your sanity. It’s worth taking the extra time to perfect your plans, keep hyped, and keep focused.
GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUN 21)
Dive into the deep end of the pool, chatty Gemini, and stir things up for the first month of 2022. You’re a great communicator, so if you have some ideas, share them now, because you're in Mercury retrograde during the second half of the month when people are less agreeable. After the full moon in Cancer on the 17th, your prosperous 2nd house brings you a moneymaking opportunity - perhaps a new job or company opportunity? You'll also want to make sure you have the right game spouse, the right in-game BFF, and that you have someone fun to chat to. I’m not saying go full Bling-Bling, but if you've been thinking about taking things to another level with someone, be it in a platonic way or more, now is the time to confess it.
CANCER (JUN 22 - JUL 22)
Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy it’s 2022, Cancer? This year, the first full moon lands in YOUR sign making you a guiding beacon, so shine brightly. You’re used to taking care of faction problems, but now it’s time to be a little selfish and help set a course forward that benefits you as well. If you take on a leadership role, make sure you’re not lumped with all the minor tasks, and be ready to bear your claws. Circle January 17 for a moment when you can make a splash or make a significant move, just watch your tongue as you do, since we’re in retrograde and people may misunderstand you. Keep your eye on the map, and your nose out of other people’s problems. Fighter planet Mars enters on the 24th, so if you’re itching for war, or a great run on muggings, put it on your calendar for the end of the month.
LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)
Happy New Year, rockstar Leo. You're ruled by the sun, so you're naturally radiant and charismatic - but that doesn't mean you're invincible. Use the first half of the month to build up your weakest stats, be they lopsided battle stats, work stats, or CE. With the Mercury retrograde on the 14th, expect to be messed with for the rest of the month. Keep your focus on yourself and don't burn any bridges, just tune things out, and keep your head down. Then, on the 19th, Aquarius season kicks in, and if you have a naughty side, this is the time to let your freak flag fly! Just make sure you return to your spreadsheets and clipboards when you're done, as in the second half of the month your tenth house of achievement activates, and the rewards will soon flow.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)
How about a little fun to start your year off, Virgo? There’s a pack of planets in Capricorn and your festive, flirty fifth house and your adventurous impulses are firing on all cylinders in January, so consider flying around for some merits, entering the URT racing competition, or doing a little war guesting. Be careful though, as the second half of the month could throw you a curveball. On January 14, your ruling planet, Mercury, turns retrograde until February 3, so keep things simple after this. Use this downtime to focus on some long-term plans, because soon the karmic north node moves into Taurus and your big-picture ninth house for 18 months, and the world will feel brimming with novel possibilities! If one thing doesn’t work out, c’est la vie, move on to the next tihng! Widen your viewfinder and try, try again.
LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 23)
Settle onto the couch, plant yourself in faction chat, and dig in deep with friends and teammates this month, Libra. With planets piled in Capricorn and your domestic fourth house, part of you wants to nestle into faction life, but you may find friction here since your ruling planet, Venus, is in retrograde this month. It will take extra finesse and Libra grace to avoid conflict, but in the second half of the month, communication planet Mercury also turns retrograde, disrupting even the simplest interactions until February 3. You'd do well to bury yourself in solo tasks like travel, racing, or the slots, but it will be hard to resist the call of adventure when the Sun moves into Aquarius and your fifth house on January 19. As a Libra, finding ways to make ordinary moments feel special is one of your superpowers. Lean into that gift to balance out any frustrations that may crop up this month.
SCORPIO (OCT 24 - NOV 21)
You come with a stinger, Scorpio, but this month will teach you to learn when to use it. Start 2022 off right by only attacking folks if they truly deserve it, for soon, a cosmic confab of planets will activate your third house, making you chatty and social. The problem? Both Venus and Mercury are in retrograde, so apply strong self-editing filters as you fill up the forums and global chat. In the second half of the month, when the north node moves into Taurus and your relationship house, new alliances could shift the course of your game—and yes, it really is that serious! The flip side of that, which is huge for you, is that the karmic south node will linger in Scorpio until July 2023. For the next 18 months, allow yourself to be more self-focused at times, concentrating on personal growth rather than teaching others. The south node only comes to your sign every 18.5 years, so this is a powerful time to consider a game refresh. Give yourself the grace and space to let Scorpio 2.0 evolve…and emerge in due time!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)
You’re a hustler, Sagittarius, and 2022 starts with a bang when a new moon lights up the money sector of your chart early in the month. New moons mark the times to set intentions, so start some healthy game habits you want to continue for the whole year. With action planet Mars in your sign until January 24, starting a big new project will feel easier. Gaining experience in weapons, crime, or racing will be quicker if you start soon, or you could learn a skill such as poker. Just make sure you learn how to work smart, not hard, as you'll pay the price for inefficiency from the 14th through the end of the month. Luckily, the north node swoops into Taurus soon after, and your organized, healthy sixth house on January 18 will give rise to a more balanced approach.
2022 should be full of great things for everyone if they pay attention to their stars this month. But if all doesn't go to plan then don't worry, because we'll be back next month with more guidance from above on how to set things right!
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
It’s January, Capricorn, and this month is all about you. You’re in a good mood and the new moon on the 2nd sets the pace for a full-strength you, tapping into your desire to change up your game for the better. With Venus in retrograde, you’ll be wanting to trim your contact list of annoying people, which is great for your concentration, goal setting, and the addition of new perspectives from players who will help you forward your game. Try not to piss anyone off too much in the middle of the month though, otherwise, you'll suffer travel delays, bounties, and general slander. Block those people now to save yourself the interruptions, because the ability to focus will be great for Awareness week starting on the 18th. Here’s to finding an SE!
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)
Welcome to 2022, Aquarius! I’m not saying Happy New Year to you though, because your new year actually begins in February, with the time before then best spent wrapping up the previous year before your birthday season begins. You’re a brilliant air sign known for bringing everyone along with you to a win, but you're terrible at responding to PMs and DMs, so clear up all the little business this month and leave bigger moves for later. Avoid warring or Russian Roulette until after the full moon on the 17th, otherwise, you'll end up in the hospital. For the first three weeks of January, the Sun is in Capricorn and your restful twelfth house. Choose this time to make faction changes, as the second half of the month is when the karmic north node enters Taurus and your domestic zone for the first time since 2004.
PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)
Pandemic or not, you’re coming into 2022 hot, Pisces. After nearly two years in and out of your cocoon, the stars are welcoming you back into the competitive side of the game. Friends! Factions! Visibility! With lucky Jupiter returned to Pisces since December 28—and here until May 10—make sure you're spending your daily casino tokens and hitting the bookie and poker tables. We also predict you'll stumble upon some goodies during awareness week due to your increased luck this month! There is a cosmic confab in Capricorn and your collaborative eleventh house, but the karmic north node is moving into Pisces and your community zone, so keep an eye out for powerful new allies who could open doors or change your game in profitable ways. Stay open to people who are complementary rather than the same, especially if they challenge you to see things in new ways!
ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)
The first month of 2022 is goal-driven as a cluster of cosmic players commune in Capricorn. With your ambitious tenth house on fire from hosting the Sun, Venus, Mars, and Pluto, you have no intention of letting any new game variants get in your way. The January 2nd new moon adds rocket fuel to your intentions, but be careful, as with harmonizer Venus retrograde in Capricorn until January 29, and Mercury retrograde adding in on the 14th, you must remember to treat others well and communicate CLEARLY as you rise to the top, or you may find yourself targeted for revenge. Despite scrambled signals from both Mercury and Venus, your financial picture is great this month, especially after the 18th, so keep an eye on the stock market, and the city map, (and maybe the slots jackpot) and look to come out of January richer than you went in.
TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)
You may be one of the most leisurely signs in the zodiac, Taurus, but the year begins full-on for you. With innovator Uranus waking, your associates will be looking to you for novel approaches to wars and investments. Not only is there a ton of cosmic action in Capricorn and your enterprising ninth house, but the karmic north node will arrive in your sign on January 18, so if you’ve been leading and behaving well the first half of the month, you should reap the rewards. But with both Venus and Mercury in retrograde the second half of the month, there may be moments when you feel like nobody’s listening to you. Stay calm, and it will all come together. Set some short or long-term mutes to guard your sanity. It’s worth taking the extra time to perfect your plans, keep hyped, and keep focused.
GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUN 21)
Dive into the deep end of the pool, chatty Gemini, and stir things up for the first month of 2022. You’re a great communicator, so if you have some ideas, share them now, because you're in Mercury retrograde during the second half of the month when people are less agreeable. After the full moon in Cancer on the 17th, your prosperous 2nd house brings you a moneymaking opportunity - perhaps a new job or company opportunity? You'll also want to make sure you have the right game spouse, the right in-game BFF, and that you have someone fun to chat to. I’m not saying go full Bling-Bling, but if you've been thinking about taking things to another level with someone, be it in a platonic way or more, now is the time to confess it.
CANCER (JUN 22 - JUL 22)
Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy it’s 2022, Cancer? This year, the first full moon lands in YOUR sign making you a guiding beacon, so shine brightly. You’re used to taking care of faction problems, but now it’s time to be a little selfish and help set a course forward that benefits you as well. If you take on a leadership role, make sure you’re not lumped with all the minor tasks, and be ready to bear your claws. Circle January 17 for a moment when you can make a splash or make a significant move, just watch your tongue as you do, since we’re in retrograde and people may misunderstand you. Keep your eye on the map, and your nose out of other people’s problems. Fighter planet Mars enters on the 24th, so if you’re itching for war, or a great run on muggings, put it on your calendar for the end of the month.
LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)
Happy New Year, rockstar Leo. You're ruled by the sun, so you're naturally radiant and charismatic - but that doesn't mean you're invincible. Use the first half of the month to build up your weakest stats, be they lopsided battle stats, work stats, or CE. With the Mercury retrograde on the 14th, expect to be messed with for the rest of the month. Keep your focus on yourself and don't burn any bridges, just tune things out, and keep your head down. Then, on the 19th, Aquarius season kicks in, and if you have a naughty side, this is the time to let your freak flag fly! Just make sure you return to your spreadsheets and clipboards when you're done, as in the second half of the month your tenth house of achievement activates, and the rewards will soon flow.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)
How about a little fun to start your year off, Virgo? There’s a pack of planets in Capricorn and your festive, flirty fifth house and your adventurous impulses are firing on all cylinders in January, so consider flying around for some merits, entering the URT racing competition, or doing a little war guesting. Be careful though, as the second half of the month could throw you a curveball. On January 14, your ruling planet, Mercury, turns retrograde until February 3, so keep things simple after this. Use this downtime to focus on some long-term plans, because soon the karmic north node moves into Taurus and your big-picture ninth house for 18 months, and the world will feel brimming with novel possibilities! If one thing doesn’t work out, c’est la vie, move on to the next tihng! Widen your viewfinder and try, try again.
LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 23)
Settle onto the couch, plant yourself in faction chat, and dig in deep with friends and teammates this month, Libra. With planets piled in Capricorn and your domestic fourth house, part of you wants to nestle into faction life, but you may find friction here since your ruling planet, Venus, is in retrograde this month. It will take extra finesse and Libra grace to avoid conflict, but in the second half of the month, communication planet Mercury also turns retrograde, disrupting even the simplest interactions until February 3. You'd do well to bury yourself in solo tasks like travel, racing, or the slots, but it will be hard to resist the call of adventure when the Sun moves into Aquarius and your fifth house on January 19. As a Libra, finding ways to make ordinary moments feel special is one of your superpowers. Lean into that gift to balance out any frustrations that may crop up this month.
SCORPIO (OCT 24 - NOV 21)
You come with a stinger, Scorpio, but this month will teach you to learn when to use it. Start 2022 off right by only attacking folks if they truly deserve it, for soon, a cosmic confab of planets will activate your third house, making you chatty and social. The problem? Both Venus and Mercury are in retrograde, so apply strong self-editing filters as you fill up the forums and global chat. In the second half of the month, when the north node moves into Taurus and your relationship house, new alliances could shift the course of your game—and yes, it really is that serious! The flip side of that, which is huge for you, is that the karmic south node will linger in Scorpio until July 2023. For the next 18 months, allow yourself to be more self-focused at times, concentrating on personal growth rather than teaching others. The south node only comes to your sign every 18.5 years, so this is a powerful time to consider a game refresh. Give yourself the grace and space to let Scorpio 2.0 evolve…and emerge in due time!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)
You’re a hustler, Sagittarius, and 2022 starts with a bang when a new moon lights up the money sector of your chart early in the month. New moons mark the times to set intentions, so start some healthy game habits you want to continue for the whole year. With action planet Mars in your sign until January 24, starting a big new project will feel easier. Gaining experience in weapons, crime, or racing will be quicker if you start soon, or you could learn a skill such as poker. Just make sure you learn how to work smart, not hard, as you'll pay the price for inefficiency from the 14th through the end of the month. Luckily, the north node swoops into Taurus soon after, and your organized, healthy sixth house on January 18 will give rise to a more balanced approach.
2022 should be full of great things for everyone if they pay attention to their stars this month. But if all doesn't go to plan then don't worry, because we'll be back next month with more guidance from above on how to set things right!
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