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Your February Tornology

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Are you rolling in money, feeling all the energy, or on the brink of a cannabis OD this month? It's time to see what the stars say to focus on to make the most of your game life here in Torn City.
February brings a decidedly more energetic and prosperous month for MOST of you. Are you one of the lucky ones? Let’s hope so. Are you the only sign with a special ability to OD on Cannabis after the 17th? Maybe. It’s not just a new year, it’s also a Lunar new year, and it’s time to see what this means for your future in Torn City.


AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)



With a new moon right on the 1st, Aquarians will feel a sense of determination on all fronts. It’s time to get sh*t done, so get involved in some Ranked Wars, or prepare for an all-out assault when Love Juice reduces the energy for attacking on the 14th. Valentine's week is also a great time for getting out there, whether that means finding a new spouse or flying around for those travel merits. You also have a high probability of a Cannabis overdose after the full moon on the 17th, so toke it up for a couple of days and cross your fingers for that elusive merit. And finally, the 18thopens Pisces season, which for you means four solid weeks of money-making opportunities. Are you a card shark? Stock market maven? Really good gold digger? Now’s your time to put it all into action and get that ca-a-a-ash.


PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)



You know that point in a night out with friends when you have to decide if you slow your roll, or order shots and double down on a fun night? That how you’re feeling all month. You have exciting plans, accelerated but the new moon on the 1st, but there’s a restful who is Aquarius is trying to lull you. Do not give in! Stock up on cans of energy drink this month and use all that E to fuel your path to victory. And then, on the 18th, when the sun enters your sign, it’s time for a glow up. Get better mods for your weapons, find a new Melee with a higher quality, join in an NPC attack to win something special, and open some of those clothing caches to ensure you're dressed for success.


ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)



It’s all about big ideas and teamwork for February, Aries! The sun is in Aquarius and your collaborative eleventh house until the 18th, so get yourself involved in some faction planning and leave the donkey work to the grunts. It’s also time to express yourself, so hit discord, the forums, or dare I say it, Global Chat to let everyone know who you are. On the 16th, Cupid comes bearing the gift of a Leo full moon in your romance house AND an exact alignment of love planets Venus and Mars in Capricorn, your tenth house of long-term success. There’s no better alignment for forming a power couple. Is that a new spouse? Is that a faction merger? Either way, it's time to make the magic happen.


TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)



2022 is the Chinese year of the Tiger, and when Taurus' big Ox energy mixes with the more unpredictable Tiger on the 1st, your innovation and inspiration will ignite. Success in what you do through to the 18th is a near guarantee, so if you're taking part in any racing tournaments, the RNG gods will be on your side. For everyone else, make some educated bets and trades - whatever you’re best at in the game, double down on it for the next 2 weeks. And when Pisces season hits on the 18th, your social self will pop out and it’s time to collaborate. Maybe that’s as simple as some extra time in your faction discord, but whatever you do, get involved in the conversation to get the most out of the game this month.


GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUN 20)



It’s time to fly high, Gemini! With Aquarius season spotlighting your adventurous, freedom-fueled ninth house until the 18th, use this time to try something new. And when the sun shifts gears into Pisces and your ambitious tenth house, consolidate your efforts and use the rest of the month to make some serious power moves. With lucky Jupiter also in Pisces, your efforts could garner you major recognition, status, and maybe a post in the Achievements forum. The stars also tell us you'll have a social Valentine's Day, so why not dine out on your month's achievements to good effect by luring in a new suitor - be that a faction leader, a spouse, or a new employer.


CANCER (JUN 21 - JUL 22)



Winter is for hibernation, and you’re enjoying hanging out in your crabby shell most of the month, Cancer! The Sun is hiding out in Aquarius and your privacy-seeking eighth house until February 18, meaning your fortunes are best served by allowing yourself to take it easy, stick to the basics, keep your company to those you genuinely like, and build back your energy. Good things come to those who hibernate. Once the sun moves into Pisces on the 18th, you’ll be in the mood for adventure. But until then, focus on getting yourself centered, after which you can burst out of that comfort zone you’ve been snoozing in all Winter.


LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)



February is relationship high season for you, Leo, and the stars agree! With the Sun traveling through Aquarius and Pisces all month, the most committed and intimate parts of your chart are getting nice and toasty. This means it's time to evaluate your relationships and focus on those who support you in your quest to become a better player. Does your faction make you happy? Is your employer paying you enough? Has your spouse been paying their fair share of the rent? If you have an enemy you want to exorcise from your life, do it now. And if you don't have any enemies, perhaps it's time to make one. Sip that Love Juice on the 14th and knock them to the ground twice as many times as usual! We all know they deserve it.


VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)



Starting a new year is one of those scenarios that Virgos live for. A blank calendar to set goals on. An excuse to build charts and plot game growth. The lunar new year means it's all about energy and strategy for the next 12 months, so try to cut waste and become a more efficient gameplayer in 2022. Use that stockpile of FHC, sip those energy cans, and build yourself into a hulk of a player this year. But when the sun shifts into Pisces on the 18th, you’ll start to really feel you are bound to your friends and faction, so make sure you are truly where you want to be.


LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 22)



The slog of January is officially over, Libra, and it’s time to have some fun again! February is the opposite of January in terms of energy, as harmony returns and your goals become clearer. The sun enters Aquarius at the start of the month and this means you'll feel highly motivated, so just do what pleases you the most. I also see good fortune coming your way during the Weekend Road Trip, so make sure you take to the tracks to make the most of it - and enter a few prize races too! Then, when the sun steps into Pisces on the 18th, start to even yourself out. Think about what you liked best about the game over the last 3weeks and focus on those aspects to make the most progress.


SCORPIO (OCT 23 - NOV 21)



You’re like a penny dropped from a skyscraper this month, Scorpio. It may start off a little slow, but the momentum is building. There are obstacles and roadblocks to navigate over the next two weeks, but there’s plenty to look forward to after that. Valentine’s Week, in particular, features a full moon in Leo and your ambitious, successful tenth house. Get ready for a VIP moment or a chance to have your leadership talents recognized during this time, but be prepared to step back towards the end of the month, as your playful side may return to sabotage your leadership ambitions.


SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)



February offers Sagittarius the new year do-over that everyone needs. Your vibrant sign thrives around dynamic people and conversations, so use this month to learn from the experts. Mid-month, draw upon this knowledge to expand your horizons, then hunker down after February 18, when Pisces season begins and the Sun spends four weeks in your domestic fourth house. With your ruling planet, Jupiter, also in Pisces, home will feel anything but boring, so just nest, rest and get ready for an action-packed spring.


CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)



February brings Capricorn the grounding, future-forward energy you’ve been missing, as red-hot Mars is in your sign, heating up your ambitions until March 6th. Try out some wilder new routines to your game by switching up your loadout, all the way from weapons to wearables. With the Sun in Aquarius and your second house of work, money, and productivity until February 18, you can then pay for this by hitting some solid financial goals. That means playing the stock market at the Casino tables, but doing so with intelligence.


That's everything for this month, folks! 2022 should continue to be full of great opportunities for every sign, and I’ll let you know what's coming next in February's installment of your Tornology!


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