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There are winners and losers in the stars this month. Should you be going all in, or minding your wallet and licking your wounds? See where you stand by reading your monthly Torn astrology below!
Our May Tornology predicted that the month would be a puzzling and turbulent one, and boy were we right, with the Dog Tags Tournament cancelled due to unforeseen foreseen errors. But June looks set to be a stronger, more predictable month for the residents of Torn City, with some earning their fortune, and others suffering a less pleasant fate. Which category are you in? Read on to find out!
GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUN 20)
With the eclipse and Mercury's retrograde firmly in your rear-view mirror, Gemini emerges from a turbulent but transformational month to enjoy good luck until June 21st's summer solstice. Aunty Torn may disagree, but the stars suggest this is the time to gather your favorite people and build a Ranked War powerhouse faction with the sole aim of crushing caches - bountiful Jupiter spends its first full month in Aries and your friendship corner, so recruiting will be made easier than usual. By the end of the month, your focus should switch to your career, when you must consider whether you need a job for the perks, or for the money. Don't stand still. Figure out the path you're meant to be on.
CANCER (JUN 21 - JUL 22)
There’s a lot going on in your game right now, Cancer, but you need to pace yourself lest you end up moving sideways. As we come down from the seismic change of May’s eclipse season, you might feel like you need a hard reset. Don't be afraid to pull back from faction duties or other in-game responsibilities, because you've got planetary permission to indulge your own interests this month. Use June to do things for personal pleasure, and when the Cancer new moon kicks off your own new year on June 28th, you'll return to your game with more clarity than a glass of water.
LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)
After a turbulent May, Leo's natural optimism will return to its willful levels this month, and for that, you can thank lucky Jupiter, which bounded into your no-limits ninth house on May 10 for the first time since 2011. The June 14 Sagittarius full supermoon will put you in the spotlight, and your newly positive mindset will be needed in spades as a series of intense strategic decisions pass your desk - whether or not you're in a position of power. But fear not, for you don't need to face these challenges alone. Surround yourself with other motivated badasses to guide you along the way.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)
For the late-summer babies of Virgo, Gemini season sees the Sun march through your disciplined and ambitious tenth house. You'll want to make up for lost time during this solar-powered cycle, rectifying mistakes made over the past month. Unfortunately for your spouse or your boss, this could mean making changes to the people in your life. If you do choose to tread a new path, June 28th will be the best day to do so, with Neptune making a u-turn in your relationship zone. But you must be sure of your choices, as Saturn starts a five-month backspin through your organizational zone on June 4, and five months is a long time to dwell on yet another mistake.
LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 22)
This is a month to get your message out there, Libra. The Sun is in Gemini and your outspoken, worldly ninth house until June 21, handing you the mic to share your visionary ideas. If you harbor staff ambitions, or you think you know where your faction's recent failed campaign went wrong, your opinions will be best received on June 14, when the Sagittarius supermoon further amplifies your voice as it illuminates your communication sector. This is also a good time to forge new partnerships with players you've previously considered different, or altogether undesirable. A no-limits approach will serve you best. Onwards, Libra!
SCORPIO (OCT 23 - NOV 21)
June will see Scorpios keep their nose down and head busy, with this a month for details and focus. You’ll be forced to juggle several projects at once, so make sure you plan your time carefully and focus on areas that provide the greatest rewards. Choose the right path, and you'll spend the rest of 2022 seeing nothing but green arrows across the Hall of Fame. Then, on June 28, hazy Neptune will turn retrograde in Pisces and your romantic fifth house. Could a new spouse be in order? I think not, because the partner you're in love with is shiny, made of metal, and capable of causing great pain. No, we're not talking about a robot sex doll, because there's a fancy new Advanced Weapon you've had your eye on, isn't there? At the end of June, an offer will present itself to you to own such a weapon, but will you have the guts to take what you want?
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)
It’s all about making use of your connections this month, Sagittarius. With the Sun moving through Gemini and Cancer, you may need to lean on your friends and faction for help - an act that doesn't come naturally to you. Many players love to play the role of guru, so use June to find yourself a sage of the stock market, a warring wizard, and a stat-building supremo. Your game will improve when you take aid and advice from those who excel, and these relationships often leads to partnership and alliance opportunities later down the line. Let someone take you under their wing, and who knows, you might be ready to make a big Sagittarian splash when Leo season starts on July 22 - just in time for Dog Tags!
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
Need to bring order to the chaos, Capricorn? For starters, the Sun is in Gemini and your practical sixth house until June 21 making it a great time to dial back the drama. Stop putting energy into fighting those who hate you - and they do hate you, we asked - and commit both your physical and mental resources to more gratifying areas of Torn. Following this path won't necessarily bring you great rewards, but it will make the end of June more bearable when bad fortune awaits. Make sure your enemies have forgotten about you when this tempestuous period arrives and put considered thought into your actions until the end of the month.
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)
Ready for a little summer fun, Aquarius? With the Gemini Sun heating up your playful, passionate fifth house until June 21, you’ll be enjoying the lighter side of the game right through the solstice. We've heard there are some new Community Events on the horizon, and of course, you've got the Mr and Ms Torn contest to prepare for next month too. Some people are impressed by stats, but an entertaining persona can often do just as much to seduce a spouse, director, or faction leader too. Put energy into showing yourself off this month, and when the Sun shifts into Cancer and your organized sixth house on June 21, make use of the positive attention and milk it like the fertile teat of a dairy cow until you see the results you want.
PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)
Slow down a minute, Pisces. Thanks to supersized Jupiter, you’ve sped your way through the first half of 2022 without realizing. That cycle is now over - for a few months anyway - so take time to check out your surroundings and make sure you're still happy with them. Do this early, my fishy friend, because the middle of the month brings conflict to your door. You'd be wise to avoid donating too much during World Blood Donor Day as others will see to it that the red stuff finds its way out of your body through less consensual means. The opposite is true of the green stuff, however, as Jupiter, the planet of growth will spend its first full month in Aries and your second house of work and money. The result of this movement is that hard work will reward you several times over in the second half of the month.
ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)
Come out, come out wherever you are, Aries! June marks the first full month that lucky and expansive Jupiter is in your sign, so use this time to test your good fortune. But this doesn't necessarily mean trying your hand down at the Casino, because luck will also be on your side during risky mugs, especially trademugs, if you're into that sort of thing. You'll get away with more than usual during early June, my dual-horned-chum, but don't push it! The June 14 Sagittarius full supermoon suggests travel is on your agenda, and if you've spent the past two weeks antagonizing traders, your vacation will be for safety, not pleasure. Then, when the Sun slips into Cancer and your cozy fourth house for a month on June 21, the relationships you enjoy in this game will help you through any further consequences.
TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)
Taurians do best when they have one main focal point, so be sure to spread yourself thickly like butter on only the crackers that interest you. Since May 22, Mercury’s retrograde has been back-spinning through your sign, causing you to feel a bit frustrated. But that’s all over now, and June is the time to pick up any plans that fell through last month. The June 14 Sagittarius supermoon could bring you a big financial moment in your Torn life too, but don't rely on it being a good one, because these nexus moments can go either way.
Summer is now well and truly underway, and for most signs, the pathways are looking strong during the month of June. Some of you will be super lucky, but others must think hard before they act, lest they commit to something foolish. All being said, June should prove thoroughly eventful for all concerned, and we'll tell you how to deal with these events in next month’s Tornology!
GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUN 20)
With the eclipse and Mercury's retrograde firmly in your rear-view mirror, Gemini emerges from a turbulent but transformational month to enjoy good luck until June 21st's summer solstice. Aunty Torn may disagree, but the stars suggest this is the time to gather your favorite people and build a Ranked War powerhouse faction with the sole aim of crushing caches - bountiful Jupiter spends its first full month in Aries and your friendship corner, so recruiting will be made easier than usual. By the end of the month, your focus should switch to your career, when you must consider whether you need a job for the perks, or for the money. Don't stand still. Figure out the path you're meant to be on.
CANCER (JUN 21 - JUL 22)
There’s a lot going on in your game right now, Cancer, but you need to pace yourself lest you end up moving sideways. As we come down from the seismic change of May’s eclipse season, you might feel like you need a hard reset. Don't be afraid to pull back from faction duties or other in-game responsibilities, because you've got planetary permission to indulge your own interests this month. Use June to do things for personal pleasure, and when the Cancer new moon kicks off your own new year on June 28th, you'll return to your game with more clarity than a glass of water.
LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22)
After a turbulent May, Leo's natural optimism will return to its willful levels this month, and for that, you can thank lucky Jupiter, which bounded into your no-limits ninth house on May 10 for the first time since 2011. The June 14 Sagittarius full supermoon will put you in the spotlight, and your newly positive mindset will be needed in spades as a series of intense strategic decisions pass your desk - whether or not you're in a position of power. But fear not, for you don't need to face these challenges alone. Surround yourself with other motivated badasses to guide you along the way.
VIRGO (AUG 23 - SEP 22)
For the late-summer babies of Virgo, Gemini season sees the Sun march through your disciplined and ambitious tenth house. You'll want to make up for lost time during this solar-powered cycle, rectifying mistakes made over the past month. Unfortunately for your spouse or your boss, this could mean making changes to the people in your life. If you do choose to tread a new path, June 28th will be the best day to do so, with Neptune making a u-turn in your relationship zone. But you must be sure of your choices, as Saturn starts a five-month backspin through your organizational zone on June 4, and five months is a long time to dwell on yet another mistake.
LIBRA (SEP 23 - OCT 22)
This is a month to get your message out there, Libra. The Sun is in Gemini and your outspoken, worldly ninth house until June 21, handing you the mic to share your visionary ideas. If you harbor staff ambitions, or you think you know where your faction's recent failed campaign went wrong, your opinions will be best received on June 14, when the Sagittarius supermoon further amplifies your voice as it illuminates your communication sector. This is also a good time to forge new partnerships with players you've previously considered different, or altogether undesirable. A no-limits approach will serve you best. Onwards, Libra!
SCORPIO (OCT 23 - NOV 21)
June will see Scorpios keep their nose down and head busy, with this a month for details and focus. You’ll be forced to juggle several projects at once, so make sure you plan your time carefully and focus on areas that provide the greatest rewards. Choose the right path, and you'll spend the rest of 2022 seeing nothing but green arrows across the Hall of Fame. Then, on June 28, hazy Neptune will turn retrograde in Pisces and your romantic fifth house. Could a new spouse be in order? I think not, because the partner you're in love with is shiny, made of metal, and capable of causing great pain. No, we're not talking about a robot sex doll, because there's a fancy new Advanced Weapon you've had your eye on, isn't there? At the end of June, an offer will present itself to you to own such a weapon, but will you have the guts to take what you want?
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 - DEC 21)
It’s all about making use of your connections this month, Sagittarius. With the Sun moving through Gemini and Cancer, you may need to lean on your friends and faction for help - an act that doesn't come naturally to you. Many players love to play the role of guru, so use June to find yourself a sage of the stock market, a warring wizard, and a stat-building supremo. Your game will improve when you take aid and advice from those who excel, and these relationships often leads to partnership and alliance opportunities later down the line. Let someone take you under their wing, and who knows, you might be ready to make a big Sagittarian splash when Leo season starts on July 22 - just in time for Dog Tags!
CAPRICORN (DEC 22 - JAN 19)
Need to bring order to the chaos, Capricorn? For starters, the Sun is in Gemini and your practical sixth house until June 21 making it a great time to dial back the drama. Stop putting energy into fighting those who hate you - and they do hate you, we asked - and commit both your physical and mental resources to more gratifying areas of Torn. Following this path won't necessarily bring you great rewards, but it will make the end of June more bearable when bad fortune awaits. Make sure your enemies have forgotten about you when this tempestuous period arrives and put considered thought into your actions until the end of the month.
AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18)
Ready for a little summer fun, Aquarius? With the Gemini Sun heating up your playful, passionate fifth house until June 21, you’ll be enjoying the lighter side of the game right through the solstice. We've heard there are some new Community Events on the horizon, and of course, you've got the Mr and Ms Torn contest to prepare for next month too. Some people are impressed by stats, but an entertaining persona can often do just as much to seduce a spouse, director, or faction leader too. Put energy into showing yourself off this month, and when the Sun shifts into Cancer and your organized sixth house on June 21, make use of the positive attention and milk it like the fertile teat of a dairy cow until you see the results you want.
PISCES (FEB 19 - MAR 20)
Slow down a minute, Pisces. Thanks to supersized Jupiter, you’ve sped your way through the first half of 2022 without realizing. That cycle is now over - for a few months anyway - so take time to check out your surroundings and make sure you're still happy with them. Do this early, my fishy friend, because the middle of the month brings conflict to your door. You'd be wise to avoid donating too much during World Blood Donor Day as others will see to it that the red stuff finds its way out of your body through less consensual means. The opposite is true of the green stuff, however, as Jupiter, the planet of growth will spend its first full month in Aries and your second house of work and money. The result of this movement is that hard work will reward you several times over in the second half of the month.
ARIES (MAR 21 - APR 19)
Come out, come out wherever you are, Aries! June marks the first full month that lucky and expansive Jupiter is in your sign, so use this time to test your good fortune. But this doesn't necessarily mean trying your hand down at the Casino, because luck will also be on your side during risky mugs, especially trademugs, if you're into that sort of thing. You'll get away with more than usual during early June, my dual-horned-chum, but don't push it! The June 14 Sagittarius full supermoon suggests travel is on your agenda, and if you've spent the past two weeks antagonizing traders, your vacation will be for safety, not pleasure. Then, when the Sun slips into Cancer and your cozy fourth house for a month on June 21, the relationships you enjoy in this game will help you through any further consequences.
TAURUS (APR 20 - MAY 20)
Taurians do best when they have one main focal point, so be sure to spread yourself thickly like butter on only the crackers that interest you. Since May 22, Mercury’s retrograde has been back-spinning through your sign, causing you to feel a bit frustrated. But that’s all over now, and June is the time to pick up any plans that fell through last month. The June 14 Sagittarius supermoon could bring you a big financial moment in your Torn life too, but don't rely on it being a good one, because these nexus moments can go either way.
Summer is now well and truly underway, and for most signs, the pathways are looking strong during the month of June. Some of you will be super lucky, but others must think hard before they act, lest they commit to something foolish. All being said, June should prove thoroughly eventful for all concerned, and we'll tell you how to deal with these events in next month’s Tornology!
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