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Weekly Patch Notes 26/02/2019

Stewie [1494547] — Let's have a look through the latest Patch list to see what changes and fixes have been made this week, and what they mean for you - including the new Torn app for iOS! Please note, the updates and bugs documented in this article are worked on by a team of developers. Where a single developer is individually mentioned, it simply reflects who confirmed the report as fixed or complete, and not that they were solely responsible. Updates, Changes, and Additions - Released Official Torn iOS App As per Chedburn's announcement here , the official Torn iOS App is now available in the Apple App Store after beta testing was completed. - Released Account Closure system Chedburn announced here the release of a new system where players may close their own accounts without need for staff interaction. Players may do this through Preferences, whereby all pages will be blocked for 14 days. After this they must return and initiate the deletion of their account, which simp...

Employee Appreciation Day

sugarvalves [1963573] — Buff to director trains applied this Friday. Job points bonus also in effect. Unnecessarily convoluted explanation given in article to pad word count. Are you a frustrated director of a failing company stocked to the brim with inadequate employees? Then give your staff a kick up the proverbial this Friday, by working them three times as hard in celebration of Employee Appreciation Day. Employee Appreciation Day takes place on the first Friday of March every year. In most nations it is used as an excuse to reward employees for all of their hard work throughout the year. But not in Torn. Here, our companies celebrate Employee Appreciation Day by training their staff three times harder. You know, like slaves, except worse. That is why on Friday the 1st of March, all of your director trains will be three times as effective as they usually are. If, for example, a typical train would gain an employee ten extra intelligence points, then on Friday they will receive t...

Market Report February

Inside_Trader [449085] — What does war do to the markets? Did Kapten_Klitoris destroy the DP economy? And is now the right time to stock up on booze? Find out in February's Market Report. In the past month we've seen the Valentine's Day massacre, the launch of Awareness Awareness week, the finalé of the URT and the fedding of Kapten_Klitoris for duplication of Donator Packs. But what impact, if any, have these things had on the item market? And what other trends have we noticed outside of these events? Here to tell us more is War_Warrior, who has supplied his insight and speculations for this month's Market Report. LIL XAN DROP War_Warrior believes that the Item Market has been acting more like the stocks market in recent weeks, with the price of various items responding immediately to in-game events. The example he gives is the Xanax market, which he says peaked at $849,000 last week, before stabilising at $843,000 and then dropping to $838,000 overnight. The bazaa...

The War Report

Bainz [2101476] — Dirty Bomb detonated after Insurgency storm through Torn United Nations' territories with ease. Raiding attempt against Chain Reaction fails. After the foreplay that was the Valentine's Day massacre, the real war has finally begun with a full on territorial battle between Insurgency and Torn United Nations having broken out on Wednesday last week. A formal declaration of war was made by Alexstrasza via a post entitled " The Dawn of a New Era ", and as is often the case with these threads, what started out as a collection of lovable penguin memes and witty banter has now devolved into whatever this is . Then, within the past hour, Evil-Duck finally launched a Dirty Bomb of his very own, as he followed through on his threat to assault Relentless with a nuclear device he actually owned for once - albeit one that was likely financed in its entirety by Torn United Nations. Pictured: The brown horse is Evil-Duck. The Insurgency began the war by leaping...

Weekly Patch Notes 19/02/19

Proxima [1879587] — Let's have a look through the latest Patch list as posted by Chedburn to see what changes and fixes have been made this week, and what they mean for you. Please note, the updates and bugs documented in this article are worked on by a team of developers. Where a single developer is individually mentioned, it simply reflects who confirmed the report as fixed or complete, and not that they were solely responsible. Updates, Changes, and Additions - Added numerical input shortcuts in the "Stock" tab of the Company page Redkozak reported here that it was not possible to use shorthand to order company stocks (e.g. "1k" > 1,000). nikitad confirmed this functionality had been added. - Changed 'Hammer time' mission trigger to also count hits made with Duke's hammer Max_Cohen reported here that for the missions requiring that you only use a hammer or baseball bat, "Duke's Hammer" and "Penelope" couldn't ...

From City Trader to Tycoon

iribuya [2103695] — In a city where everything is for sale, it’s just a matter of finding someone who will pay the right price. Read Iribuya's story of how to start small and become a big time trader. There are plenty of articles which tell you how to make money in Torn through reviving , doing odd jobs , selling losses and the rest. Most of these can be defined as 'a service that involves swapping Torn-Energy / real-life-time to Torn cash'. But how do you move to the next level? Today, on my 365th day in Torn, I would like to bring you the story of how I transformed from a simple city item buyer to become a regular fixture in the top 5 bazaar sellers through trading, wheeling and dealing. What is the Torn Economy? Before we begin, you should understand that Torn's economy works and is managed just like a real economy. The value of items is 'decided' by the players: they pay what they think something is worth. If everyone suddenly decides that smoke grenad...