Torn City Times

sugarvalves [1963573] — 10,000 cans awarded to three lucky entrants. 100 extra cans also given out to ten runners-up. Prizes to be delivered shortly. The winners of Munster Energy Corp’s Can Slogan Competition have finally been chosen, with three witty brand catchphrases having been picked by a team of judges out of nearly 4,000 entries sent in to this record-breaking competition. As promised, 10,000 cans of each beverage will be sent to the person who created the winning slogans for Goose Juice, Crocozade and Damp Valley. But in an act of great generosity, the Munster Energy Corp. has also agreed to pay out 100 cans each to 10 runners-up, in recognition of the number of high-quality entries submitted to this incredibly popular competition. Please note, while we would’ve liked to have chosen the ones which made us laugh the most, we had to pick slogans which also felt like something a company might actually use. So, without further ado, here are the prize-winners for each can. CROC...

sugarvalves [1963573] — Travel item capacity doubled for 48 hours. Thousands expected to depart Torn City to pick up plushies, flowers, children etc. The citizens of Torn City are now permitted to bring back twice as many travel items as usual from their foreign vacations, thanks to the return of the annual World Tourism Day event which began at noon today - sorry for the late announcement, it's Harley's fault. World Tourism Day is a 48-hour event which began last year in an effort to boost the stocks of certain items post-Elimination. 2018's edition took place over 24 hours, but this year the promotion has been doubled, meaning that anyone who flies out of Torn between now and noon on Saturday will be permitted to bring back double their usual allocation of items. For those of you who are new to Torn City, flying is an important part of many players' early game career, as it is one of the easiest and most reliable ways to make money before you gain the ability to sc...

sugarvalves [1963573] — Late drama sees Keyboard Warriors shafted for second place. Lumberjacks zero long-term allies to set up genuine fight for third. Jacks win comfortably with near-maximum ticket score. Elimination 2019 has ended with victory for the Lumberjacks, a result so obvious we didn't even need Mafia's spy script to know it was going to happen. In second-place were Breakfast Club, who outfought Keyboard Warriors in a reasonably thrilling encounter which ended with the toast and cereal gobblers winning with a seven life margin at 11pm last night. After that, the Breakfast Club were set up nicely for a heavy beating by Lumberjacks. And so it proved to be, with Lumberjacks ending the tournament just 171 tickets short of the maximum 12,000 when they took Breakfast Club's last life at 6am this morning. Congratulations Lumberjacks! Shame you couldn't have stretched it out a little longer, though, as it turns out that tomorrow is an official day of recognition f...

sugarvalves [1963573] — Find out who betrayed who, which leader offered $88 billion to another, and how the rest of Elimination might play out in our final Elimination round-up. We are just hours away from finding out who (Lumberjacks) is going to win (Lumberjacks) the Elimination 2019 competition (it's the Lumberjacks). The favourite from the start has been the Lumberjacks, and with their former allies the Field Mice on the verge of being vanquished like the filthy vermin they are, it seems only a minor miracle can stop the check-shirted forest fondlers from claiming victory. But how did we get here? What happened to all the other good boys and girls who we spoke about last time around? And how desperate did some people get when their team was betrayed? THE DREAM TURNS TO A NIGHTMARE Last time we checked in the Cowboys were just about to check out. At the same time, Dream Team were also coming under heavy attack from the unholy threesome of Lumberjacks, Field Mice and Keyboard ...

Stewie [1494547] — This week we will have a look through the Patch list for the week of 17/09/2019 to see what updates, changes and fixes have been made to TORN, and what it means for you. Please note, the updates and bugs documented in this article are worked on by a team of developers. Where a single developer is individually mentioned, it simply reflects who confirmed the report as fixed or complete, and not that they were solely responsible. Updates, Changes, and Additions - Added trade descriptions to the event provided when it is accepted by the other person L4suicide stated in this report that they keep track of trades using their description, which is shown in the "initiated trade" event. However, this does not help if they started the trade, and suggested the description should be also included in the "accepted trade" event. Chedburn noted that he'd managed to find a way for this to work, and that it would be live the following day. - Added excepti...

sugarvalves [1963573] — Secret script steals info from EVERY TEAM'S PRIVATE CHATROOM. Millennials, Punchbags, Mothers, Hillbillies and Cowboys all eliminated. Multiple alliances set to be betrayed imminently. The last time we checked up on the Elimination situation we had ourselves a face-off between two distinct groups. The first, Online Jacking, was led by Lumberjacks and included Field Mice, Keyboard Warriors, Cowboys and the Punchbags - the latter having just switched from the rival alliance. Up against them was Breakfast in Bed, a team consisting of Dream Team, Breakfast Club, Band of Mothers, Trolls and the Millennials - the latter having played both sides until their ruse was discovered shortly before our article went out. Since then, I imagine nothing of note has happened, right? Right? KEYBOARD WARRIORS IN SCRIPTING SHOCKER Torn has been rocked by yet another scandal today, as a post by Chit revealed that a secret Keyboard Warriors script has been used to infiltrate th...