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The Outstanding Player Awards

Hopslam [795412] — Who managed to acquire a rare dual weapon? How can you win big without winning the jackpot? And who managed to hit $1bn in just 20 days with help from their brothers... without being fedded! Lo and behold, we've finally gotten around to reviewing March's Outstanding Achievements, which is an achievement in itself if you think about it, given the state of the world right now. If you want to be considered for April's award you have just two days to post something in the Achievements Forum . But let's be honest, you'll have to pull out all the stops to beat ItsZahid's multiple entries. Anyway, let's waste no more time and take a look at the community achievements which impressed us the most in March. A PRIZED POSSESSION Rare items can be extremely difficult to acquire even if you spam the classifieds and forums with ads. You may even have to message some well-known traders and veterans to track down some of them, and even then you're ...

Easter Egg Records Broken!

sugarvalves [1963573] — Most popular egg hunt in history sees record crowds take part. Three-way tie for top spot produces new collection record. Torn's annual Easter Egg hunt ended at noon on Saturday, and the official figures have revealed that this was yet another record-breaking year for our city's yolk-obsessed yokels. 39,039 people took part in the three-week event, a total which represents an increase of 7,167 on 2019. As you might eggspect, this resulted in a much higher number of eggs being collected too, with 214,643 collected compared to last year's tally of 158,041! Pictured: Predicted future egg tallies based on numbers plucked from a hen's posterior. 666,666, the number of the double-beast, shall be achieved in 2025. There were 437,535 eggs generated this year, with the collection total of 214,643 resulting in a discovery percentage of 49% - a 2% increase on 2019's figures. This means that the people of Torn City are becoming ever more aware of the ...

Journal of Torn Science

Paul [1176287] — | Volume I, Issue 1 | The Journal of Torn Science (JTS) is a peer-reviewed journal that features high-impact studies conducted by researchers in the Torn Community. Introduction Torn is a unique and complex game littered with hidden variables and stats that have a significant impact on your gameplay. One way or another, we all came to this realization very early in the game when we asked : “Wait, how do we know when we’re close to leveling up?” The answer is, you don’t; your experience is hidden. And it is that age-old noob question that made me question what else in this game is hidden, and is there a way to quantify what we cannot see? In the Journal of Torn Science, we seek answers to some of these questions through rigorous and thoughtful studies. This pilot volume will highlight previous studies conducted by members of the Torn community. In subsequent volumes, we hope to premier new data in this format as soon as those studies are complete, and we encourage...

Unrelenting Deleted

sugarvalves [1963573] — Find out why one of Torn's top factions was deleted last week, where its members went, and what fate will befall its hastily rebranded subfactions. Have you been hiding under a rock lately? Good, that's some excellent social distancing you've got going on there. But you may have missed the news that Unrelenting, a former subfaction of Relentless, was deleted by Torn's Community Manager bogie last week , with a number of its members and leadership team also removed from the game. The decision to remove an entire faction is rare but not without precedent. Indeed, Bogie told The Times that he has deleted two other factions above 1 million respect in the past few months, along with several smaller factions too. Bogie explained that in cases where multis were used to build up a substantial amount of the faction, he is compelled to ask whether or not it is fair to allow them to continue to exist. "My initial decision was to actually leave the f...

Word Search 4

Pixie- [2342246] — Try your hand at our Easter themed Wordsearch and find out the latest top scores from the competition itself! With just a few days last of the Easter Egg Hunt, we thought we'd sneak in a quick Easter themed wordsearch while it's still relevant. But before we begin, here's a quick update to the latest scores and the required total to get into the top 10% Top Scorers: Rob_Snow / Neil_Peart - 25 Top 10%: 12 It looks like we're going to beat last year's records according to these figures, as our 2019 top scorer collected 26 eggs, and you needed 11 eggs to get into the top 10% that year. The Easter Egg Hunt ends on the 25th, so good luck to everyone who is taking part! Break an egg! Back to the puzzles. We received 160 entries for our previous word search, and it seems many of you enjoyed it so much you even gave us a few hints on how to cheat! We obviously don't encourage that, but we do like it when you find some unintended words. Apparently, ...

Music Stores Revamped

sugarvalves [1963573] — New and improved specials provided for unpopular company type. Company described as useful to new players. Profits boosted to help compete against Sweet Shops, Grocery stores etc. Torn's Music Stores have had their specials and profits improved in an attempt to attract more directors and employees to the industry. This action was taken to remedy their unpopularity, as Music Stores are the rarest company type of all, with just twenty-six in existence at the time of writing. Of these twenty-six Music Stores, only five have star ratings, and two of them are rendered inactive by virtue of their lack of customers. To attract investment in this industry, Music Stores have had their profitability increased by a significant unspecified amount. So with just three active competitors in play right now, there is plenty of opportunity for budding company directors to dip their toes into this business, especially as the startup cost for a Music Store is just $1.5 milli...

Weekly Patch Notes 31/03 - 07/04

Stewie [1494547] — Please note, the updates and bugs documented in this article are worked on by a team of developers. Where a single developer is individually mentioned, it simply reflects who confirmed the report as fixed or complete, and not that they were solely responsible. Updates, Changes, and Additions - Added visible territory connections when blocks are selected on the City Map. After this suggestion from Proxima, territory connections are now visibly shown on the City Map upon selecting a territory block. This can be useful for when planning a territory war, especially as it's not always obvious which blocks connect. - Changed tracer ammunition to provide +10.00 accuracy (from +5.00). Tracer ammunition now provides +10.00 accuracy instead of +5.00. This change was made after a report from ttyper. Bugs, Fixes, and Typos - Fixed Advanced Search restrictions for non-donators. An issue which allowed Advanced Search to be accessible via direct URL for non-donators has bee...

420 Starts Today!

sugarvalves [1963573] — Cannabis bonus day begins at noon TCT on Sunday. 48 hour event set to provide increased nerve, overdose chances. Bazaars offering free and cheap weed to poor stoners. Ganja. Green Gravy. Hashish. Monkey Juice. Mary Jane. The Colonel's Special Blend of Seven Herbs and Some Drugs. Caribbean Cabbage. Carlton From Fresh Prince's Secret Shame. Chronic. Smart Price Cat Food. The Devil's Lettuce. Kush. Jesus' Crispy Rims. Not Eggs. Pot. The Jolly Green Giant Woman With Eighty Pound Thighs. Weed. There are many slang names for the product known as Cannabis, and not all of them are real. But what is real are the effects of this debilitating drug upon the mind of its addled users. Once imbibed, a single injection of Cannabis smoke into the legs can cause users to feel elated and emboldened, so much so that they feel an urge to commit all manner of horrendous crimes. Pictured: This piece of unrepentant s**t found money under the old bridge. He was prompt...

Justice League Begins Monday

Jairyll [2167612] — Free-to-join player-run racing competition starts 20th April. Two-month event open for registrations until noon on Sunday. Have you heard about justice? In Torn? YES! Some of us choose this way of lifestyle….well...sometimes. And if you combine this profound, philosophical state of mind with a self-quarantined and idle woman in her best age (cough), what else could be the result other than a brand new player-run racing tournament? I mean, really! The Justice League Tournament is a two-month racing event run by two Torn players which consists of six individual leagues, each of which will run eight 50-lap races across randomly chosen tracks. Beginning April 20th and running until June 21st, each league's races run weekly on different days and are split according to your driver skill, which must be provided ahead of the competition - you can do this via a screenshot sent privately to Jairyll (me) or LordOfFire. Group one: RS 0-9.99 - Mondays Group two: RS 10-19....

Making Destruction Pay

BraveKath [1815519] — Read on to find out how Forged Through War quietly made over $25 billion in a few months... without rackets The introduction of rackets in September 2019 led to a major shift in the way Torn's most powerful factions focus their efforts. These days, the acquisition of territories is less driven by respect than it is the presence of Illegal Casinos, Truck Stops and Money Launderers. And when individual rackets are sometimes worth several hundred million dollars a pop, who can blame them? Torn's racket industry pumps in several billion dollars worth of cash and items into Torn's economy every single day. Those who are powerful enough to grab a slice of this pie are often too full for anything else afterwards. But what about the rest of us? With extortion rampant and "protection" even more so, how can ambitious factions earn good money without dipping their toes into the territorial waters of others? How about Faction Destruction? The ability...